FASHION BUG
FASHION BUG
I'D LIKE TO TITFUCK HER ASS
BACON AND EGGS DEAR
oh BOB SAGET
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE ASS OF SOMEONE WHO KNOWS IF JIFFY LUBE IS OPEN ON SUNDAYS?
What?
WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS?
Alf.
ALF.
YOU'RE 93 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ALF IS?
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I SAID BACON AND AND EGGS
*throws paper towels at him*
The brilliance of Tourettes guy is I can hear every one of these posts clearly in his voice. Almost as good as the real thing.
OW
MOTHERFUCKER HIT ME IN THE DICK
FUCK SALT
YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!
I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK!
I need you in the ass.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED ME IN THE ASS?
I use ' Hurry UP you shit boat" quite frequently while driving.
hivemind
I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THE SONG
AND NOT THAT STING
PIECE
OF
SHIT
My favorite bit is when he yells HOLY SHIT in the middle of the grocery store and scares the shit out of everyone around him.
When I die and get to heaven and see God I'm gonna say.... SHIT
Did you shit in the fuckin toilet?
Pissing with a boner and shitting with a boner are
TWO
DIFFERENT
THINGS
ID KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS
COOOMBS
TONITE ON UNSOLVED SHIT
Calm down! Calm down! Don't get a big DICK!!
That was a good shit
*deep breath*
PISSSSSSSSSSS
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