Medice Paule, ego sum Centralis Ordinem Cognitionis

Medice Paule, ego sum Centralis Ordinem Cognitionis

Senator Pavell

TU EST MAGNA HOMINE

The wax tablet I filed with the senate lists me, my legionnaires, and Apothecary Pavel here, but only I of you

IV U

PRO TE

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*IV V, yov stvpid fvck!

no pronoun, plus the verb at the end.

MAGNUM HOMINE EST

Uh, non licet amicos adducere

>Graece

who paid you to grab Senator Pavel?

*shoots ballista off into the distance*

Lotta loyalty for a hired auxiliary.

EMPEROR PAVEL CHOSE THE WESTERN EMPIRE OVER THE EASTERN. WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO YOU

WELL, PERHAPS HE IS WONDERING WHY WOULD SOMEONE SPEAR A MAN WHILE HE IS BEING CRUCIFIED!

Non amicii

>not enjoying Suetonius

EIA CHRIATOPHORUS NOLANUS

shitty dead meme

hottus headdus

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Nolite timere, non pretium eis

Incendium caput

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some guy posted this as a response in a ROME thread a few days ago

except its supposed to be
IV V
almost died laughing

Cur illos velim?

Gaius Germanicus Nero Pavel?
I'm Praetorian Guard.

Tuum praemium quaerebant capto. Pro auxilio laborant. Personatus.

You don't get to bring friends, romans, countrymen

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Malum?

Aducce eos, ego id inducam.

I can't breathe.

Translators note, I'm deliberately having CIA use "ego" to show that he is someone who is full of himself.

>ITT: Americans using google translate

CONSILIUM ITINERI QUOD ORDINATIONE NUNC LIMAVI ME ETMILITES MEUM, ET MEDICEM PAULEM HIC CONTINET, SED SOLUM UNUM VESTRI.

AVE NOLAN

Haha

PRIMUM DICERE IN VIVAMUM MEUM MANERE LICET.

QUI VESTRUM CAPESSERE MEDICEM PAULEM REDDIDERUNT?

NON VOLABAT BENE

QUI VELIT EXPERIRI SEQUENTI?

DICE MIHI DE MALO!

CUR PERSONAM INDUET?

MULTUM FIDEM PRO AUXILIO!

Someone get this hothead crucified.

I can't believe there is an user autistic enough to translate, however badly, the plane scene into Latin.

Now this is Baneposting

Lel

BVNE?

It would be extremely painful

fucking kek

>tfw want to continue the joke with Malum/Bane being a Visigoth/Hun but I know jack shit of those languages

AUT FORTE, ILLE COGITAT CUR ALIQUIS MITTET HOMINIS, ANTE IACTIS DE VIVAMUM

LOQUI POTES SALTEM! QUI ES?

BANE: Nemo curabat qui eram usque personam induxi...

CIA: SI ID RAPUERO, MORTUUS ESNE?

BANE: Doluerit valde-.

CIA: -ES MAGNUM HOMINEM

PRO TE

Apostle Paul, I'm SPQR.

>"Caesar have we started the revolution"
>"Alea iacta est"

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A DEAD JEW

>plus the verb at the end.
Est can be literally anywhere in this sentence, latin doesn't give a shit

BANICUS?

A V E N O L A N
V
E
N
O
L
A
N

Don't worry, no silver pieces for them.
>And why would I want to crucify them?
They were trying to grab yer prize. They work for the Nazarene, the messiah man...
>JESUS?
Aye.
>Get them on the cross, I'll call it in.

Underrated

What would happen if the roman or byzantine empire still existed today?

You're wrong too. You are all plebs. It would be:
>Magnus homo es
You is already contained in the verb, the second person singular of to be. Great and man take nominative forms

Patrician dubs

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>Don't you dare talk to me or my wife's son ever again

It would be a big country.

Ignis surgit

For whom?

Fragosus haec trieris... CUM INTERNICIONEM!

nice

Ita vero, frater

For you of coursh

YOU DO THIS VIOLENCE BEFORE MY CHILDREN?

Palestine, I'm SPQR

دوكتر بافل انا سي اي تي

ليس لك الحق في جلب اصدقاء

Can someone do no this cant be happening! Im in charge here with caesar getting ides'd?

انهم ليسو اصدقائي

Tantus crucians erit

IF I CROSSED THE RUBICON WILL YOU DIE?

>One day you'll be in some middle Eastern hell hole drafted to fight some war Congress started.
>After months of brutal combat in an ancient city you'll be temporarily separated a from your squad and in the chaos hide in an apartment building
>After breaking down a door to an apartment you see another man infront of you holding an AK at you.
>You aim your M4 at him just as fast and the both of you engage in a Mexican stand off.
>The mans face is covered by a shemagh but you can see the fear and weariness in his eyes.
>He's large built and was probably a body builder before the war
>Exhausted and afraid you want to tell him to drop the weapon but the only words you can muster are "You're a big guy"
>His eyes soften and he replies "for you"
>You bein to chuckle and so does he, soon both of you are laughing like lunatics.
>Both weapons drop to the ground and you try to steady each other from the manic laughter.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

That's a big bromance

Ego in this case is unnecessary and unrealistic. The I is already implied by sum.

Never mind, read "Translator's note".

For five?

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>a few days ago

I POSTED IT MONTHS AGO REEEEEEEE

OP/Translator here, there are probably plenty of errors since I'm quite rusty at Latin.

>this thread's grammar

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The world would be a better place. We would have had a space fleet and colonized other worlds if Roman Empire never fell.

IX IX IX

How do a bunch of loser virgins on Sup Forums know how to speak Latin wtf

what do you think we do while normies fuck each other

baneposting, the little meme that could

Baneposting rides eternal

For jews

Great thread lads.
I don't even like Baneposting anymore but this made me laugh.

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ROGAN?

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