Medice Paule, ego sum Centralis Ordinem Cognitionis
Medice Paule, ego sum Centralis Ordinem Cognitionis
Senator Pavell
TU EST MAGNA HOMINE
The wax tablet I filed with the senate lists me, my legionnaires, and Apothecary Pavel here, but only I of you
IV U
PRO TE
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*IV V, yov stvpid fvck!
no pronoun, plus the verb at the end.
MAGNUM HOMINE EST
Uh, non licet amicos adducere
>Graece
who paid you to grab Senator Pavel?
*shoots ballista off into the distance*
Lotta loyalty for a hired auxiliary.
EMPEROR PAVEL CHOSE THE WESTERN EMPIRE OVER THE EASTERN. WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO YOU
WELL, PERHAPS HE IS WONDERING WHY WOULD SOMEONE SPEAR A MAN WHILE HE IS BEING CRUCIFIED!
Non amicii
>not enjoying Suetonius
EIA CHRIATOPHORUS NOLANUS
shitty dead meme
hottus headdus
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Nolite timere, non pretium eis
Incendium caput
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some guy posted this as a response in a ROME thread a few days ago
except its supposed to be
IV V
almost died laughing
Cur illos velim?
Gaius Germanicus Nero Pavel?
I'm Praetorian Guard.
Tuum praemium quaerebant capto. Pro auxilio laborant. Personatus.
You don't get to bring friends, romans, countrymen
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Malum?
Aducce eos, ego id inducam.
I can't breathe.
Translators note, I'm deliberately having CIA use "ego" to show that he is someone who is full of himself.
>ITT: Americans using google translate
CONSILIUM ITINERI QUOD ORDINATIONE NUNC LIMAVI ME ETMILITES MEUM, ET MEDICEM PAULEM HIC CONTINET, SED SOLUM UNUM VESTRI.
AVE NOLAN
Haha
PRIMUM DICERE IN VIVAMUM MEUM MANERE LICET.
QUI VESTRUM CAPESSERE MEDICEM PAULEM REDDIDERUNT?
NON VOLABAT BENE
QUI VELIT EXPERIRI SEQUENTI?
DICE MIHI DE MALO!
CUR PERSONAM INDUET?
MULTUM FIDEM PRO AUXILIO!
Someone get this hothead crucified.
I can't believe there is an user autistic enough to translate, however badly, the plane scene into Latin.
Now this is Baneposting
Lel
BVNE?
It would be extremely painful
fucking kek
>tfw want to continue the joke with Malum/Bane being a Visigoth/Hun but I know jack shit of those languages
AUT FORTE, ILLE COGITAT CUR ALIQUIS MITTET HOMINIS, ANTE IACTIS DE VIVAMUM
LOQUI POTES SALTEM! QUI ES?
BANE: Nemo curabat qui eram usque personam induxi...
CIA: SI ID RAPUERO, MORTUUS ESNE?
BANE: Doluerit valde-.
CIA: -ES MAGNUM HOMINEM
PRO TE
Apostle Paul, I'm SPQR.
>"Caesar have we started the revolution"
>"Alea iacta est"
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A DEAD JEW
>plus the verb at the end.
Est can be literally anywhere in this sentence, latin doesn't give a shit
BANICUS?
A V E N O L A N
V
E
N
O
L
A
N
Don't worry, no silver pieces for them.
>And why would I want to crucify them?
They were trying to grab yer prize. They work for the Nazarene, the messiah man...
>JESUS?
Aye.
>Get them on the cross, I'll call it in.
Underrated
What would happen if the roman or byzantine empire still existed today?
You're wrong too. You are all plebs. It would be:
>Magnus homo es
You is already contained in the verb, the second person singular of to be. Great and man take nominative forms
Patrician dubs
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>Don't you dare talk to me or my wife's son ever again
It would be a big country.
Ignis surgit
For whom?
Fragosus haec trieris... CUM INTERNICIONEM!
nice
Ita vero, frater
For you of coursh
YOU DO THIS VIOLENCE BEFORE MY CHILDREN?
Palestine, I'm SPQR
دوكتر بافل انا سي اي تي
ليس لك الحق في جلب اصدقاء
Can someone do no this cant be happening! Im in charge here with caesar getting ides'd?
انهم ليسو اصدقائي
Tantus crucians erit
IF I CROSSED THE RUBICON WILL YOU DIE?
>One day you'll be in some middle Eastern hell hole drafted to fight some war Congress started.
>After months of brutal combat in an ancient city you'll be temporarily separated a from your squad and in the chaos hide in an apartment building
>After breaking down a door to an apartment you see another man infront of you holding an AK at you.
>You aim your M4 at him just as fast and the both of you engage in a Mexican stand off.
>The mans face is covered by a shemagh but you can see the fear and weariness in his eyes.
>He's large built and was probably a body builder before the war
>Exhausted and afraid you want to tell him to drop the weapon but the only words you can muster are "You're a big guy"
>His eyes soften and he replies "for you"
>You bein to chuckle and so does he, soon both of you are laughing like lunatics.
>Both weapons drop to the ground and you try to steady each other from the manic laughter.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
That's a big bromance
Ego in this case is unnecessary and unrealistic. The I is already implied by sum.
Never mind, read "Translator's note".
For five?
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>a few days ago
I POSTED IT MONTHS AGO REEEEEEEE
OP/Translator here, there are probably plenty of errors since I'm quite rusty at Latin.
>this thread's grammar
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The world would be a better place. We would have had a space fleet and colonized other worlds if Roman Empire never fell.
IX IX IX
How do a bunch of loser virgins on Sup Forums know how to speak Latin wtf
what do you think we do while normies fuck each other
baneposting, the little meme that could
Baneposting rides eternal
For jews
Great thread lads.
I don't even like Baneposting anymore but this made me laugh.
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ROGAN?
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