Official Manchester City vs Tottenham Hotspur match thread 2

1-0 City
Gundogan

o no a benis

I feel sick

who is better

mid 2000s barca or this city team

>poochetino

benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>your eriksen's your dele alli's

I fucking hate spuds lads

I hate the gormless twat kane
I hate that shit house alli
I hate the way the media wank over them every time they win a game
Hate their gimpy fanbase
Hate how their just arsenal lite

Hope >we embarrass them

>you need to get your eriksens,your dele allis on the ball

Why is it so dark

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the most dangerous lead

which one had messi on his prime?

City haven’t won anything or beaten anyone of note in Europe

Rate my willy

Would any of these slags like it?

Arsenal invincibles

Having a chinky lads

>their

REEEEEEE

9/10

maybe wait a bit to see if they can win anything in europe
at the minute pep's city still have 0 trophies

good thread

>their

Just cringed that’s embarrassing

>new eminem

Dont answer a question with a question. I'm sorry your weak father never taught you such things

SCHRUMPFH?

i'M SLIM

>eminem
it's not the 00s anymore why is he still putting out albums lmao

havent heard any of it

how is it?

Neither

Does that mean having chinese girl throwup on your plate and eating it? Why are there so many weird fetishist on this board?

im sure it tastes good, but looks like indian diarrhea, uma delicia... what is it called?

>choosing chinese over indian

the only time this is acceptable is if you're going to a buffet so can get all loads of different ones and all the crispy sides

plus you'll be hungry again in half an hour

That barca team is supposed to have affected bar and restaurant takings in Spain, so many people stayed in to watch them and Messi destroy.

Abysmal

The one with Messi

>this one faggot with all of these trap webms

Does anyone remember that Somalian poster who was posting loads of webms of rape scenes in movies? Kek

8/10

t. suffered physical and mental abuse from strict dadda

I would post some slags but when the janny comes along to delete all the tranny webms I will surely be caught in the crossfire of his bans

He’s been shite for about 15 years

Most over rated rapper probably ever desu

it's rotting away. Just like those disfigured breasts

all dick are darker than the rest of your skin since it doesn't get much sunlight

I love seeing them cum.

>the one where he's rustling a bit of paper for 4 minutes

Shite. It’s basically a pop album. A bad one.

why the hell is a plate of curry rice called that?

dont like women with penis desu

Anyone only coming round to Pep now is a fucking idiot. It's obvious most things the players do is highly structured i.e. it's all down to Pep. People say that he gives the players freedom in the final third but it's like chess. You get to a winning position and any top chess player can finish it off. But the build-up play is what wins the game, it's what's the hard part.

Seriously, you're an idiot who needs to stop watching football if you didn't think he played a major part in that Barca side. Him managing the greatest side ever is an argument for how good he is as a coach, not against.

what

Will Spurs ever achieve anything in our lifetime?

Wouldn’t it be the other way about?

remove benis

my dick is darker than the rest of my skin but that doesn't make sense

no but he always have lkots of good player and does nothing i could win title with pep teams he does nothing only have good players who turn up and win

Danny Rose is awful. Why does Mou want him so much

>greatest side ever
>couldn’t retain European Cup

Nice try friendo

They have the best side to not win anything trophy.

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Cute.

they already achieved 2nd place last season lad so ummm try again x

They put the pressure on m8

eminem genuinely set the world alight with his first 3 albums and then fell into oblivion

I reckon he was killed and replaced

how long until people realise Smelly Ali is really shit and begin to question his England place?

finished higher than arsenal last year

Who /manc!/ here?

M22 represent

What about City?

literally looks like curry chicken without the sauce drained and rice thrown in

I'm an idiot. its because of melanin.
so i guess this is why darker dicks are weird to white people

9/10

i didnt really even like the eminem show that much

hello i like this pic
grtz

This reads like a third worlder leaving a YouTube comment

Oh wait

ehhhhh

this
yeah the poop is shit meme is one thing, but actually believing it is fucking retarded, it takes about five minutes to read about what he actually does, nobody is as autistic as Pep.

remember when aguero was good?

Imagine going to a Chinese and instead of something delicious just getting basic yellow chicken curry that you can buy for 30p a jar in tesco

Think I'd top myself if I did that

They already won the premier league, this match is dead rubber.

Shut the fuck up you cockroach.

>muh trophies

Burger education Everyone.

So how bad was the book? What the hell did he write to make them play so badly?

That's not Chinese food...

This ref is wank

yes that was the joke, well done

Capped for the collapse

>Kane

pizza or a pack of fags lads?

right, I recognized it was something curry based, too bad it is hard to find indian places in Shitzil :^(
on the bright side, no indians :^)

>but the refs are pro city!

Absolute mongs

>trippier clearly dives
>no comment on it
lyl

you are a pack of fags haha

I do wonder if the elites of Qatar partake in satanic ritual killings of children like the elites in this country. What if all club owners do? I like to think they don't.

Danny Blows

>tfw you can see how much salt is on that crispy chicken

what are those things lining the plate of fried noodles?

tripper looks like a council estate chav who wears one of those tiny little addidas handbag things that holds his cigarettes

wew, that's a red

calm down Noel

Steak and a dark beer

Get your fucking book out for a spuds player for once. Fuck me

>straight red
>ref looking the fucking other way
COME ON

>Keroy Kané