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/cric/

Australia are winning. Probably some pointless shit happening in a brown country as well

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First

*farts*

>That time the ICC took the piss of the poms

rate the bog meme highly

Why does Warnie not rock this look anymore?

ask yourself why he has a such a persistently happy, amazing life
protip:it's because of god and the acceptance of his creator
meanwhile sir atheist straff is in his basement wanking to his mums pics from the 80s
with no proper human connection, with no god you cant properly connect to anyone, because god is in us all
damn rajigod might be fucking poor. but hes happy and builds deep connections with people thanks to his faith. and thats more than can be said for the vast majority of us

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Patrician viewing lads

tear to my eye lad

INDIA WAS RIGHT

>the absolute STATE of root

KEK

Fucking slut left her god damn contacts here ffs

Which god?

Fucking hot lads

the muslim god
the one true god

favourite christmas songs lads?

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who is winning?

I know how to fix English cricket.

Chastity cages?

Who won the cricket?

what's it like to get kwiffed?

am honestly a complete fraud
in every single way

best country

Based roider
Hows the rapidly declining health family

Pics or it didn't happen

what?

fuck off straff

Cricket was the winner on the day

Fake god confirmed

Imagine being physically unable to get worst marsh out in his first innings of the series

when's the cucket on lads

If you're not putting your life savings on an England win right now you are a literal plebeian of the sport, and you should immedately vacate this thread.

The odds of an England win at a 101.00 high. You can literal multiply your life savings by over 100 RIGHT NOW. Anyone with any cricket knowledge knows Australia is behind right now - it's not just about the score. I have psychoanalysed every single player on both teams and factored in the weather and pitch conditions. This is a clear English victory.

Moving to Melbourne in 2019

Australia are psychologically cooked

Frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

I have keenly followed every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of the ball, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as I do from any test match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

>brainlets still haven't figured out that england have set an elaborate trap and are just waiting for the right moment to administer the coup de grâce

STATE of brainlets

It's strange. I like England winning. But when they start losing.. I immediately start hoping they get smashed as hard as possible..

Anyone know this feeling?

i see joe flacco is still here and as autistic as ever

could go for a succulent chinese meal right about now

no deano i don't, fuck off yeah

england getting completely annihilated would actually be good for the game since they'll replace all the dead weight and actually assemble a team worth a damn, that's the best possible outcome here

ahhh, i see that you know your judo well

>mfw pasta actually makes me jelly

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GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

SEE THIS MAN RIGHT HERE THIS IS THE MAN THAT GRABBED ME ON MY PENIS

Actually I'm completely ambivalent as to who wins. Couldn't give a damn I'm just here for the sixes and bants.

found the pajeet

indians will support any team over australia m8

>It's strange. I like England winning. But when they start losing.. I immediately start hoping they get smashed as hard as possible..

>Anyone know this feeling?

t. Abdulraman Al-Mohammed bin Faswahki

i support england because i am a proud british australian britboo

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just had some frozen raspberries and then immediately remembered that time a few years ago when all the frozen raspberries had hepatitis in them

nothing wrong with a spot of food poisoning lad, it builds character

guys they're making fun of jews again on Sup Forums

Brainstar/Star Wars sucks detected.

You're the most predictable guy in the world, brainlet.

QUICK

Name an Indian food that DOESN'T look like poo

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prefer mrff to brainstar tbqh

lol triggered as fuck. btw stop reddit spacing you twat

me

ahahahahah omg is this real?!?!?!?!?!?1

Remember you defiantly stating it isn't reddit spacing if it's only 2 lines when someone quoted like 10 posts of you doing exactly that after whining about reddit spacing.

love reddit

yeah but i can tell youre a reddit spacer in general

LE FUG REDDIT XD

Imagine actually typing out this post.

Tell your mum it will be an early Chrissy prezzy

Prozzie just left lads, thought she woud never leave

She was was pretty fucked up when she rocked up tho

Based rogan josh
Doesnt look like poo
Looks like bloody poo

think joe root might be a shitter lads

brainlet samefagging again

>Australia have this test in the bag

No never u div

>thought she woud never leave

>letting someone that gets paid by the hour stay longer than needed

Shut the fuck up you brainlet.

anyone have a stream?

dont swear at me ever again mate

ill put you in the fucking ground

>yfw here they only accept "professional gentleman"

I payed her 130 bucks lad
She just went to sleep after,

She was petty ordinary
But i aint no fabio if u catch my drift haha

get fucked

gonna kill myself next year on my ex's birthday out the front of her house so she can't celebrate her birthday anymore

devious

It's strange. I like England winning. But when they start losing.. I immediately start hoping they get smashed as hard as possible..

Anyone know this feeling?

what did she look like?

Get over someone having a different cricketing opinion than you, drunkard.

Will Will Smith (U.S. Actor from iRobot) make a triple century this game?

no

bet he doesn't know the rules of cricket either

come on tell us what she looked like

getOUT

I feel like she would have 2 reasons to celebrate

you now remember Marcus North

/cric/ ooh na na

depends if there's an earthquake in new zealand that day

noone?

dam george curtis i thought we were friends

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