Be Poland

>be Poland
>try to be a colonial power
>fail miserably
>invade your neighbors when they're in trouble
>fail again
>entire history consists of being anally raped by other counrties
>fast forward they became the biggest financial leeches of the EU
>which doesn't stop them from being ultra nationalistic
>they actually think they are a regional power
>yet they play the victim card whenever it's convenient for them
Poland is the greedy hyena of Europe. I can't think of a more pathetic nation tbqh

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Polan a cute
They only need to cure their butthurt :3

india and poland are the losers of history

WTF i hate poland now

>delet this now

It could get so much worse. Imagine if Poland had been massively successful. That's what it's like living next to America.

>France creates Poland three times across the course of History (Henry something, duchy of Warsaw, and Pisuldilski's Poland)
>they still hate us
Why are they so rude brehs?

so they are basically Germany without the killcount and more current nationalism

>>try to be a colonial power
>>fail miserably
>>invade your neighbors when they're in trouble
>>fail again
>>entire history consists of being anally raped by other counrties
fucking hell if you didn't point out Poland at the beginning of the post I would say you were talking about Germany.

what you just said is false

They come here and all they do is keep to themselves and talk shit about Norwegians and Norway. If Norway is so shit compared to Poland why do they have to come here?

Pls don't bully poland

Pls post Korean version of Hitomi

Why exactly are you bullying Poland, Iki?

Why do you hate your brothers in humanity so much?

there is a thing called money and livingstandards.
both is better in norway.

They are fighting with you for being a regional power actually.
And it'll become more tense in future.

If Norway is shit and Poland is so stronk it should be Poland who had living standard and money though
>Polska logic

they are leeches, there is logic.
>we are strong always stay loyal to mothership while being on "enemy" territory

Poles in general aren't very bright

>Be g*rmany
>See prospering Europe
>"Oooga Boooga we ubermench now, listen to us or die"
>Ruin it
>Get assraped in retaliation
>Cry about it endlessly

Why are you so rude to Germany? OP doesn't represent the country and is probably Greek, with your reply you just hurt the feelings of innocent Germans like me

whenever i see continentals banter like this the more i'm assured of anglo superiority

Y-you're right Krautanon, #notallgermans

Bavaria is the best btw

>implying USA is anglo

awww

but i'm not implying that. krauts can't into democracy they're too extreme and unquestioning of their leadership, it's easy to see.

The son always hates his dad

>be polyp
>see german flag calling you out for your bullshit
>*breaths in*
>BUT YOU WUZ WW2 N SHIIIEEETT G******
>*drinks frugo mixed with vodka*

ok, glad you have no delusions about beeing white

>drinks frugo
Don't try to insult the patrician juice

just because my country isn't white doesn't mean i'm not. also yours will be in our position in a few decades if you keep going your route

The great rule opposing free anglos literally can't bear knives and watch porn without getting fined lmao

most anglos who valued freedom would've gone to the US

If I can't shittalk jews I have to shittalk Juice

and so did most germans

Care to rectify it then?

I'm not that well versed in polish history.

and Germans went there too in masses.
You just broke your own argument.

touche faggots

lul ur a faggot

careful you might get arrested for hate speech hans

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4265496/Georgia-couple-given-years-prison-hate-crime.html

thanks. Would have guessed that someone who can get shot at any moment has some good safety advice

>saying they'd "kill all niggers" at an 8 yr old black kid's birthday
>not prison worthy
nytimes.com/2017/06/20/world/europe/germany-36-accused-of-hateful-postings-over-social-media.html
says the guy who can be axed or truck'd at any moment, probably shot too like paris

trucks >>>> planes tbqh

i agree. Just dont pretend you dont have hate speech in America

Oh look how cute, a pole thinking it has what it takes to shit-talk other countries.
I have a question, how many independence days does your filthy piece of shit eastern European country have? You have been conquered and humiliated so many times through history only to be conquered and humiliated again and again its honestly sad if it wasn't so pitifully hilarious.

Your modern day country is a meme carved out by the soviets, before then it was a meme carved out of Versailies, and before then you were in your natural state of non existence which you should really reconsider going back to (not that your opinion matters anyway).

Finally, shut your damn slav mouth and go back to cleaning Germany's toilet, that muslim had a bigger shit than usual, just how you poles like it

Germany never was fully wiped out from the map.
Poland was. Twice.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525
looks like you'll deal with both

Is that Steve Jobs?

it doesn't count when we do it

then neither do our shootings :^)

Germany please pay reparation to Poland. Or your atrocities won't finish.

>wh*Toid terrorists shooting innocent americans of color

that counts

>>try to be a colonial power
Huh?

>MicrosoftEdge

Well I'm edgy, you know.

>>invade your neighbors when they're in trouble
>>fail again
what? We took Kiev and sacked it, we took Moscow and burned it I think it counts as a win.

that's not true it's a well known fact germans hate us those butthurt posts are in fact a great representation

Poles are probably the most respected minority here Pavel.
At least we don't harass poles on the street, bring antipolish propaganda to football matches or drive printed trucks through europe because of a news report.
Can't say the same about you.

hell I have two polish diaspora friends

wtf I had no idea, we wuz colonists?
Also wasn't Madagascar supposed to be a Polish colony at some point?

someone post the "never defeated" propaganda video.

>what? We took Kiev and sacked it, we took Moscow and burned it I think it counts as a win.
Poland deserve everything they got from history living. Also a liitle kick.

isn't it "the unconquered"?

>video called "The Unconquered"
>is about various times Poland was conquered
I hate my nation so fucking much

>>invade your neighbors when they're in trouble
?

>wtf I had no idea, we wuz colonists?
Hehe
youtube.com/watch?v=xNWULtFmjEo
>Also wasn't Madagascar supposed to be a Polish colony at some point?
Yes, in cooperation with France and with the possibility of getting it from them, but Jews were a major topic that divided the two sides in the end

You asked for it, you get it.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q88AkN1hNYM

top tier bantz

>>invade your neighbors when they're in trouble
Dimiti was legit. Both of them.

I think the point is that even after being beaten so many times poland can still stand up.

>try to be a colonial power
never happened. our fief had like one island in carribeans for couple years, thats about it.
>invade your neighbors when they're in trouble
welcome to EVERY INVASION EVER BY ANYONE AT ANYTIME
>entire history consists of being anally raped by other counrties
history PhD right here
>fast forward they became the biggest financial leeches of the EU
EU exists only for economically strong nations to sap money from weak ones. it doesnt matter how much money EU gives us. its either goes to infrastructure which is used by western powers or education so our people can emigrate and be cheap workers or straight back into western corporations pockets. entire EU is run by lobbysts.
>which doesn't stop them from being ultra nationalistic
nowadays being ultranationalistic equals saying "i dont support mass immigration all that much but whatever..." so frankly any bad goy is ULTRA
>they actually think they are a regional power
poland is one of the most populous countries in europe and that by itself make it regional power. it doesnt mean much but its fact.
>yet they play the victim card whenever it's convenient for them
translation "yet they play the victim card whenever we treat them like a bitch and want to force shit on them"
>Poland is the greedy hyena of Europe
germany is the greediest most entitled piece of shit that destroyed europe many times over

>be polish
>be edgy
>has to tell everyone 1000 times and counting, that they won't take any refugees and they oppose merkel
>tfw the refugees would probably avoid poland anyways
>inb4 a polish gonna yell at me stuff, such as: "KUUUUUUURRRWAAAAAAA"; "KURWA MAC, JA PIERDOLE"; "SPIERDALAJ CEBULA CEBULAKI".

wanna get sacked again you little cuck? I could solo 5 ruskies.

...

not the guy you talking with but

Valois was king for couple months, ELECTED king. In elective monarchy king is reduced to figure head and doesnt really have much power. nobles were looking for some good looking bitch and glorious french nobility suited that interest. poland wasnt in any trouble back then so claiming he created something is just... what are you talking about?

>duchy
french wanted satellite and got it. it was nice of napoopan but he want messiah for us.

P*les are like cockroaches. Time and time again Europe has decided their existence is bad for the continent and tried to exterminate them, and time and time again the p*le has managed to weasel his way out from under the shoe.

Do you know to what conclusion i've arrived at.
Every single post that promotes division between the countries of the EU is made by a Russian government paid troll.

THERE ARE LITERAL PUTIN BOTS RUINING FORUMS AND IMAGE BOARDS ALL AROUND THE GLOBE!!!!

DEATH TO PUTIN!!!
DEATH TO RUSSIA!!!!
DEATH TO THEIR DEGENERATE TACTICS!!!!