/hoc/

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that's a man

>AWATTO

post benis

why do the most autistic among us always make the threads?

Gross. But i'd prefer this one over a >COILERS one

imagine if brocky was playing an extra minute per game and didnt miss the 2 games at the start of the year

More of her?

That's a lot of goal points

>her

>most hated teams in the league
>1. laffs
>2. coilers
>3. hawks
>4. pongs
>5. ????

most hated teams in /hoc/
>1. rags/coilers
>2. hawks
>3. pongs

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

Who is she?

OTTAWA SENATORS WILL BE MOVING BACK TO KANATA

>awatto srotanes

Source on this girl please

coilers are nowhere near relevant enough to be hated that much.

WTF is Awatto?

kippers

open bob prttry girl

B A S E D

open vaggen boutful wommen

in the context of draft picks in which they're the most relevant, they are

Are Rangers and Leafs two most widely supported teams in NHL?

Watching Rangers@Boston right now, and 50% of fans are NYR fans

BITCH LASAGNA!1!

I just want to inform all of you that i will not be participating in a tranny thread.

>autistralians

>monahan
Why does nobody talk about him? Or is he just a gaudreau babby?

Status of Canada:
>snes
Continue to be a budget team far off in the boonies. Bye bye Karlsson

>Jets
Good team. Canada's best team with deep playoff potential

>habs
Mediocre as usual.

>leafs
Good offense, average at best D and inconsistent goaltending. First round playoff exit is in their future.

>Flames
Doing okay. In a spot to fight for a playoff spot

>oilers
lmao. oilers have no chance at playoffs this year.

>Canucks
Fighting for a playoff spot. Not expected to do much damage in the playoffs assuming they make it.

i wil fuckk your're ass in my ass bby!1

comfy /eurohoc/ when

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>putting up more goals in his rookie year than bustthews
>rogers leafsnet and (T)oronto (S)ports (N)etwork barely even know his name
why do people take these """experts""" seriously

hawks as much as I hate them tbqh

oh look, an american thinks anyone gives a shit about his worthless hockey opinions.

Sauna and hockey not trannies and hockey

FACT: The main reason the WJHCs are so comfy is that TSN’s production values are miles ahead of SN’s.

gaudreau babby

he's got a good shot so he would be /okay/ without gaudreau, but johnny manlet made his whole career

He's not wrong though.

Excuse me, but I don't use budget skates. My opinion actually matters a great deal, my mad sens friend

but he's right

hes also in his draft +2 year, you fucking retard.

commentators too. nobody compares to based gord or based chris.

but it's not like he's an assist babby. surely he's at the very least good instead of great, monahan is at a 40 goal pace

>people would rather post in a trannie thread than a soilers one
>the absolute state of albertans

Can we just throw away meme 3v3 and go straight into a shootout and you only get 1 point for a shootout win

Seriously though. Can we get some sauce on the girl that OP posted?

>t.my team always loses 3v3

he's good for sure, rereading my post i never said that. he's a top-6 on any team in the league and a first liner on half of them.

one of the hardest things to quantify (in my mind) in hockey is the effect of a player's linemates. but from watching the flamers, it seems like gaudreau pulls a little extra attention, allowing monahan to make plays he couldn't otherwise

thinking about it more, i suppose this would probably be the same on most teams - he would be centering the team's best wingers.

>throwing away the best thing about OT
I'd prefer getting rid of the shootout, it has no basis on team skill and is just a meme 1 vs 1

Nah I just hate loser points
>best thing about OT
No, also the shootout is there to keep games from being "endless" because teams need to move on to the next game

So get your shit done in regulation

why doesnt the shootout follow iihf rules where the same person can go multiple times?

so then introduce a tie so both teams get 1 point if endless games are an issue

ahahaha sens and flames both in relocation trouble

Nah fuck that shit. Each guy gets one
Ties are worse than losing fuck off with that divegrass tier shit

shootouts are a divegrass tier shit too

It's better than a tie tho

>wake up in my trailer, the roof is leaking again, the rain getting in stinks like sulphur
>put on my unwashed carharts and push the autostart on my 90 thousand dollar pickup truck i use to drive to the bus stop that is within walking distance
>its only -40 today
>suck my gut in as i try to fit into my coveralls
>put on my white oakley sunglasses even though its pitch black and will be for the next 4 hours
>drink my XL triple triple and smoke my export a gold cigs while listening to florida georgia line
>hop on the bus packed with 40 other stinky lifelong losers
>drive a haul truck around in circles in between posting on facebook about making fat stacks in the oilpatch and jacking off to cuckold porn
>finish my day, on the bus home to my half burnt shanty that I paid 850 thousand dollars for I read my favourite hockey team is going to have the first pick in the upcoming draft
>think to myself; they are finally going to turn it around this time
such is life as an albortion

fuck off gary. go bastardize something else.

wood berry and i don't even like hokkei

and im saying a tie is better than a shootout. i'd much prefer a 10 min OT that goes into a tie instead of a 5 min OT followed by a 5 min shootout. a tie would also reduce the amount of loser points

fuck off. tie >>>>> meme shoot out
besides a tie after a single period of overtime keeps the points consistent. 2 points awarded for every game, no more no less

Because that's boring.

not going to give me sauce on OP? okay then faggots you asked for this.

a random slut on the internet is sometimes just a random slut on the internet

wow rude way to talk about your mum dude

abbostralians OUT

>mfw I predicted the soilers upset from the beginning while the faithless and unadventurous Norway didn’t

That fuck face will NEVER score a hattrick in the NHL. The love for him here is reddit tier desu.

Fuck Bulju

And nothing of value was lost

i would unironically post this more often if i cared enough. good post, thank you for caring.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>put on my white oakley sunglasses even though its pitch black and will be for the next 4 hours
>drink my XL triple triple and smoke my export a gold cigs while listening to florida georgia line

holy fuck this describes my sisters shitbertan fiancé to a tee

lmao you got triggered by a post on Sup Forums

I hope he Nathan Horton's himself

the canucks are shit, the Sedins are shit and Boeser will regress

Brap

dont worry notley will be out in a year and a half

delete the last 3 words of your post

>mfw a burger wasnt smart enough to understand the norris, patrick, smythe, and adams division names, and needed geographical references instead

this post reeks of the desperation
must be a fan of oilers

>the canucks are shit, the Sedins are shit and

Why does Zucarello get booed everytime?

Do NHL fans hate manlets?

Anyone else lonely enough they'd invite a trap over to hang out and watch sports because they have nobody else ;~;

stfu nerd

>mfw animefag
>hate the sunbelt with a passion

*sniff*

"ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC"
It's homage to his name. They're cheering him on.

>dick rash

>that virgin rick Nash breakaway, literally 1v0
FUCKNASH FUCKNASH FUCKNASH FUCKNASH REEEEE

Imagine being mad at Basedberta

This post reeks of obsession

Not mad, just laughing at oily fans

I'll be your trap tonight user

nice picture of BC

>the only picturesque parts are the ass-side of bc mountains

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Any update on whalewatcher user?

good thing i'm laughing at the coilers and not alberta then