Why is college football so fucking retaded?

It's even more fucking retarded than divegrass for fuck sake.

>can go to a perfect record
>still wont get 1# spot
>can be 1# for your area but not nationwide
>have multiple of corporate bowls game to decided the winners of each micky mouse divisions
>need stupid shit like media and coach polls
>need complex computer mathematical formulas
>needs even more formula in order to decided the top 25#


So why do people, other than the students of said college and yuropoor gamblers, even like this shit?

t. north easterner in a state that produces zero nfl talent

>retaded
>can go to a perfect record
>1#
>25#

DA BEARS

Because it's nothing more than a scheme to abuse the free labor of kids to make money and if they had a final 8 or 12 teams in the playoffs it would call attention to the fact that these kids are getting brain damaged for the same monetary compensation as our janitors.

Stu-dent-ath-o-letes? Why I've never heard of such a thing in my life.

>what are scholarships

>selling your state out for better high school play
dixiecucks are truly the worst

The cheerleaders are hotter though

>Always thought college athletes should be paid even with scholarships
>Learn how much uni costs in America and how much a scholarship covers.

BITCH, shut the fuck up and play. Still should be allowed to profit from your name though. That parts bullshit.

not an argument

and then you remember they've probably got every STD under the sun. college football is fucking GARBAGE, from the quality of play down to the inbred "people" in the stands.

Why is there a committee that decides which team will play in the championship? Why not just have a tournament with all the Bowl winners?

>welcome to the tostitos fiesta bowl brought to you by Ford, built ford tough. And now down to wendy on the field to give you the Home depot Keys to success.
>wendy: well the huskies are going to have to score a lot of points to win in this barnside shootout, dick. They're also going to have to control possession of the game, and last of all, keep the opponent from scoring
>Thank you wendy, and now let's cut to a segment on the latest tragedy that the state had to go through and try to make up a player sob story surrounding it

Because that makes too much sense

These kids are playing

FOR
FREE

and what does the coach get?

I know right? How generous of the schools to pay an arbitrary, inflated tuition fee they milk the rest of the country with, just because they're softening their brains up a bit for their school's biggest moneymaking department. It's just simple and beautiful god bless America

Toca de aca pirata de mierda.

Toca de aca puta hoja de mierda.

>>and yuropoor gamblers
>he thinks its illegal to gamble in the US
lmao

that was the precedent until tOSU got in last year

>having corporate dick this far up your ass

>he doesnt know about the desperate yuropoor bettors in Sup Forums betting on random US sport teams
Wew

Half of these bowl games are an actual joke. Middle Tennessee and Arkansas State? Bowl games are just a consolation prize for getting over 500. Outside of the ones labeled for the playoff none of them actually matter. Plus if you start adding more structure and games the more people will push for the athletes to get paid.

Cause MUH SKOOL PRIDE even though the people in charge of your school couldn't give a shit what happens to you.

>watching amateur sport

NFL is boring as fuck and rewards mediocrity.

There are like 150 Division 1 teams they can't play each other and clearly some divisions are stronger than others

>nfl is better
>teams like this are allowed to exist