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open borders
anime
Sophie
how do you go from THIS
we're literally all in here lads
will Khan be reelected? is london a lost cause?
skool tomrorw
hmm blackout last night in the club, wake up this morning with two random scratches on my hand... I wonder what happened there
Sad state of you mate
yes to both
would you take £10,000 a year for open borders?
to THIS
yes
not worth it
'orning lads
what a shame
reddit is based and white
your point isn't that valid because the first one is undoubtedly worth magnitudes more
sadiq khan is alright imo.
made the tube and buses good in london.
10,000 a year to be able to escape this shit rainy little island? in a heartbeat mate
in a facking heartbeat
hell no
exactly my point
found a mansion lads
>/hm/
dont think ill be opening either of these presumably very gay links
ebin
go home yankee
bet you did
bentcunt
why not?
>my life is wank so i project that onto the country
fuck off you twat
i am ashamed to say they're much too gay even for me
relax it's just a man sucking another man's cock
why do the nonces always speak? wouldn't you wait till you were down the station with a lawyer till admitting anything??
no i don't want to lol
boring
video, a real vigalante would give his details to some angry, bald, pie eating dads and leave the rest to fate
ME MAM DUUNT UNDERSTAND SKAY HWAN
I SAID YUO CAN PAAUS IT WHILE YOU GO FOR A SHET
SHE SAIED WHAT ABOUET THE OTHER PEOPLE WATCHIN IT?
WHAT IS SHE LIIIIIKE
Would've actually preferred some lovey-dovey stuff desu
it is actually shit here though
if you've ever lived anywhere else you'd know this in your heart of hearts
go home ami
*walks towards you*
tee hee you're not wrong
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!
British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
British Shocked,Faints!!
Indian Rocks!
closed borders
Here's my house. Feel free to come visit if you're ever in the states.
we have some of the lowest unemployment in europe, decent wages, low corruption etc. we're easily in like the top 20 of countries to live in in the world but you're a fucking loser so obviously the grass is always greener lmao
north korea
not a fucking word
yeah unfortunately he's only been in this type of porn :(
>when he calls his wife
wew
his awfully cool under the pressure to be honest.
yes. where did you get the £10,000 number?
this it's kinda earie almost wonder if they practice this shit konwing they will be caught one day
that's different
they don't want anyone to leave
heard from an engineer that pajeets are absolute trash at their job and from a doctor that they're actually dangerous for the patients
>top 20
very grim
maybe in those objeftive terms like money or crime blah blah but british people are definitely not in the top 20 happiest
spain is objectively shitter than britain in almost every metric, but the people there are happier
i'll huff and i'll puff
and i'll blow a yanks house down
>third point is "low corruption"
kek
you obviously realise you're clutching at straws, this country is literally shit, will be leaving as soon as i'm qualified
spain has beautiful people and good food and a less cancerous work ethic though even if it does have more corruption and generally less wealth
Absolutely on my hands and knees BEGGING for a handsome Brit to reply to my posts
why do americans build their "houses" from cardboard?
not even joking here but money doesn't buy happiness
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URM no sweaty x
*looks at the current situation in spain*
hmmmmmmm yes these people seem happy
>hi wife, i was talking to an underage boy on the internet and i'm about to get arrested, if you want to leave me i fully understand
how do you rehearse for this.
heard from a friend french all smell like shit and get fucked in the ass like dogs
funny how nobody wants to talk about the pyramids in Antarctica. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
woah...
cant argue with this...
i dunno mate i'm not talking to fucking underaged kids on the internet lol, surely if you are though you are aware that ur life could come crashing down at any moment and is surely something you have thought about how u would react.
...
>australia #9
>uk #19
how does it feel knowing your country's old colonies are now doing better in every way to you
...
is there anyway to find out where there is bt wifi hubs in households around the country? other than physically travelling around suburbs?
>lowest unemployment in europe
zero hour and other casual work that is not secure
>decent wages
no lol
>low corruption
probably true.
we also work more hours than most places in europe.
i think the problem with the UK is that we are semi Neo-Lib, semi Social democratic and what that translates to is: paying taxes out your arse and getting fuck all back from the government (except nice healthcare).
whats gucci my nigga
stupid plebs and their false dichotomies
how else do you think american housing is so cheap apart from it being in a shit location where you need a car to even go shopping
dont do that
ah i see your friend enjoyed the wonders of the côte d'azur
proud
Got some money to invest
Any business ideas?
PLEASE! I NEED MORE!
...
literally the point of colonies
and I hope to move to aus one day but only if im still youngish (20 atm)
the roof is strangely flat
add an attic or roof top pool or something
he got his 15 minutes of fame he should fuck off now
the bae
>i'm not talking to fucking underaged kids on the internet
you know you're on Sup Forums, right?
i always got the impression the nonces didn't realise the magnamity of what they were doing until they get caught and realise actually meeting up with a 15 year old is illegal.
this guy probably did beforehand though.
WHATS LOUIS MY KILLA
Harder. Beg for it.
>finally stop caring about the oneitis
>she tells me she likes me the next time I see her
>getting fuck all back
have you tried being over 65? it's fucking ridiculously easy, you get 10 grand a year free money just because you were too incompetent to plan for your own future
fine
what do you think colonies are for retardo. why do you think you have a million brits in australia? get ready for a million more :)
omg
sad
only if they're super low iq, I think most nonces know it's wrong just they "give in" same like rapists and the like
Call me asian or I will pursue litigation desu.