Trek Thread

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You're missing the party friend.

You couldn't come up with a better OP than that?

Why do you keep making Trekthreads like this? They're terrible.

Make it so ensign

>just watched the deadly years

wtf, I hate getting older now

Which captain would you most want to serve under?

Hard Mode:No Jellico

Star Trek virgin here. There's so much to see, where do I start? What's the best for a newfag? TNG, DS9, TOS?

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Go fuck yourself, asshole

TOS > TNG > DS9 >VOY > ENT

it's really the best order
if you can't stand TOS I doubt you would enjoy TNG so in that case just jump to DS9

Go in order, faget (but you can skip VOY)

DS9 is more similar to TOS than TNG is honestly

Make it so, and disable safety procedures.

Data is the only real answer

not really but I am not having this meme discussion again so whatever

Ds9 and voy are bastard children of TNG

Come over here and help me do it then

t. NG fanboy

>Choose to serve under Janeway
>She sells me out to aliens in order to maintain her principles

Suffering desu

Be honest, Sup Forums.

Has Star Trek ever made you cry?

this

yes, parts of the Odo storyline

>be teenager
>have girlfriend
>watch a lot of TOS together
>she were spock and i were kirk
>watching that one scene in that star trek movie
>tears were had

>tfw you will never be a teenager again

agreed

lurk moar OP

Come up with an actual topic of discussion then instead of expecting others to for your amusement?

The interaction between the characters (and just the characters themselves) on DS9 is definitely more similar to TOS than TNG.

I shed a tear for Damar.

Don't cry. Simply drink.

>TOS
Wacky adventures of Kirk, lots of corny fun shit though some of the acting is painful
>TNG
Lots of diplomacy shit, talking, talking and more talking, with some action in between. Holodeck episodes can be boring as fuck. (its the producers saying we're bored and out of ideas, lets just film in the grass over here)
>VOY
Lots of great episodes mixed in with a lot of shit episodes. Instead of 'filler' like you get with TNG, you either get good stuff or shit. There is no in between. Janeway is best captain, but goddamn she does some stupid shit.
>DS9
Dark as fuck, lots of good story arcs, interesting characters, no fun allowed.
>ENT
Trip and Malcom episodes are the only thing you should watch this for.

>ds9 no fun allowed

>tribbles
>quark
>garak
>dukat
>run along home

oh look,another thread going to be ruined by DS9 babies

Cardies leave

>MUH SOCIALIST UTOPIAN VISION

Thanks anons

What series is closest to BSG '04?

Do you have to be smart to watch Star Trek? I'm pretty stupid. Would I get it?

People disagreeing with you isn't ruining the thread tbqh familia

It's not hard science fiction by any means, you shouldn't have any problems.

You'd probably like voyager.

>shitposting about TNG being the worst series
>disagreeing


but hey, VOY is better than TNG according to this board now

Who said that TNG was shit?

ANYONE HAVE RARE STAR TREK IMAGES?

No.
There are none.

Nobody said any of those things in the posts you linked. You need to get off the internet for a while, your autism is reaching critical mass.

SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE SOME

Tapestry is one of my favorites right there, don't go pulling strings and whatnot.

TOS->TNG->Enterprise->DS9

Duh

I say enterprise before DS9 for a break

Step 1, make falseflagging posts and claim that you hate TNG.
Step 2, blame your posts on your enemies.

You forgot Step 1. Better luck next thread.

Riker

he demands a lot of you, be also respects you if you are efficient in your tasks.

maybe this?

not hardmode enough, friendo

youtube.com/watch?v=b0cDhFVpol8

that's a dumb youtube link not a fucking image

>picking anyone other than "i will make your planet a desolate wasteland" sisko

Stop being stupid user, for your sake

not everyone has unfettered access to youtube, privileged fuck

If you have access to the internet, you have access to youtube

goddam this thread is so nerdy

you're an idiot. youtube restricts content by region and also doesn't allow unlimited buffering (and will cancel buffering if the connection isn't fast enough)

Get that ugly wide faced cunt out of here

Why have we never got a temporal trek?
Now there would be a series worth watching.

It's cannon that they inevitably achieve time travel.
How hard would it be to build off that?

most of us dont live in 3rd world countries though

Beautiful. I wanted it to never end. Thanks for sharing.

>not everyone has unfettered access to youtube, privileged fuck
qed

>DeForest copping a feel

nice

What was his name again?

Use a VPN you twat

As much as I love time travel episodes, I don't think we need a whole series. I feel the same way about section 31.

Just think, post-voyager, star fleet has the slipstream drive. Much possibility with that.

you're too mired in your own perspective to understand others' difficulties. i knew what a vpn was before you were born, child. it's not going to help my bandwidth in ghana. fuck yourself.

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VOY is literally better than TNG unless you're a redditor
>tfw still waiting to be proved wrong

I liked when Picard went to France
I got weepy

VOY is great, I just hate the doctor. Literally a reddit character

>>ENT
>Trip and Malcom episodes are the only thing you should watch this for.
The mirror universe episodes were some of the best in the whole franchise.

>le mirror universe

tired meme trying to attract back people with "lol dude references!"

If it makes for an amusing episode in an otherwise unremarkable as shit series, who cares?

i can never see the guy on the left as anyone other than the warden at shawshank prison or the guy in broken arrow who gets jabbed in the throat by travolta, and the guy on the right will always be the dude from con air who gets his car fucked up

>the guy in broken arrow
store better memories

Broken Arrow is quintessential 90's actionkino senpai

One of the genuinely moving moments from the Sloane character.
Think of a guy who lives that covertly for most of his adult life, never having an identity for his family or his children, left to sit behind enemy lines for the good of the Federation.
Sloane allowed men like Julian to play fantasies in the holosuite and safely lay their heads down at night while the real wars were fought quietly.

>imagine being a numale, virgin who enjoyed voyager
What a terrible life to lead

>voy>ent
Trip alone is better than anything in voyager, janeway is worse than anything in enterprise lol

Kek
>calls others redditors
>female captain (most far fetched thing in entire lore)
>is a cunt, makes bad decisions, rewarded for having 'morals'
>show is terrible quality and has a handy reset at the end of each episode
Brain dead lefties with watch anything, back to plebbit boy

it was a watching order suggestion not a quality statement

This is a guy that made time for his subordinates. He kept up with their personal lives, invited them to dinners, and wold more than certainly avenge their red shirt deaths with great enthusiasm.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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They already have enough tools for solving problems in Trek, unlimited time travel will mean they spend their whole time fighting things like Borg and Q that can do it too, it wouldn't be grounded enough. It would basically be an anime at that point.

this looks pretty good

>"If we are to reproduce and create mixed blood children, then I must insist that any offspring we are to receive from this union are educated in a Vulcan manner. Human education is not sufficient for a vulcan child - even a mixed blood - so it is only logical. It is also logical that you keep me filled with your sperm as long and as often as possible. Inform me the moment you are prepared for the endeavor and I will make the arrangements."

I'm only 15 episodes into DS9 and I already feel like the Bajorans deserved their holocaust.

Good on you for being so quick to learn that

I don't think it's possible to seriously disagree with that assessment, they are are nothing but a useless anchor around the Federation's necks, and everyone should be thankful to the Cardassians for bearing that cross for so long.

And this opinion will only intensify with every episode between S01E19 (Duet) and S02E03 (The Siege).

My mom grew up watching TOS and she introduced us to it.
We all cried like babies the first time we watched Spock die at the end of Wrath Of Khan, even though we knew he would come back

Captain. I recommend we charge phasers and raise shields.

The Drumhead.

Worf you stupid piece of shit Kligger, belay that order.

T'Pau: Live long and prosper, Spock.

Spock: I shall do neither. I have killed my captain...and my friend.

I've been watching TOS for the past months and I finally got to A Piece Of The Action.
>the idea of an entire world where people treated a book about gangsters like the bible and everyone tries to imitate them
>get em spocko
>Kirk trying to drive the car
>"Ye mind yer place, mister, or y'll be wearing concrete galoshes"
>Kirk's impersonation
Fuck this was a great episode.
I get the feeling this episode only exists so Shatner and Nimoy could dress up as gangsters and do their usual routine in period garb.

>the mission is to meet and greet new species
>suggest to fire torpedos at every chance

who though that having a Klingon on the ship was a good idea?