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how the turn tables edition

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anime

Eh

SOPHIE

As a trans-woman, the "look" I'm going for and think I can pull off is that of Alison Brie, specially from GLOW

My facial features are somewhat Jewish and my hair looks like an 80s perm

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THE FUCKING state of you amer

Might be pooin'

Might not

What's it to ya?

hmm

go for a ziggy stardust look mate

anime

take it to r9k or lgbt or whatever

YAAAAAS

blet nevelny hahaha rubber ducks n rooves lol xox

DID THE MAN HAND HER THE FORM?

I'D LOVE TO COME TO ENGLAND BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PAKI RAPE GANGS XDDDD
WTF BIN THAT KNOIFE MATE HAHAHAHAHAHA PARK N PARCEL EH AHA OOH COOR BLIMEY ANOTHER VAN TOOK DOWN ME NAN HAH HOPE THE TV LICENSE MEN DON'T KILL ME XDDDDDDDDD

>Go on crush's Facebook profile every day for two months (with no mutuals)
>Check out her friends too
>Read that when you go on someone's profile numerous times you show up in their 'People You May Know'
>Ohshit.jpg
>Might be why she deleted her profile for a few days a while ago :(
>Create fake profile
>Set location as the same as my main profile, and like a few things that my main profile does
>Keep checking out my main profile frequently
>Fake profile doesn't show up in my 'People You May Know'

I-is it safe to continue stalking her, lads?

literally why

>amerisauces

No

Coming to my trial on Tuesday

how do we stop them, paddy?

>Alison Brie
please tell me youre joking mate

>jews picked on since the dawn of fucking time
>OYTOYO VEY IDS DEM ANTI-SEMITS BASTIDS !!!
like a child crying lies to his mother, pathetic narrative

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Good luck mate, how do you think it'll go?

why is she topless?

>No
faggot

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Why would I be?

She looks quite boyish and so do I
Plus I have the same hair as she does in GLOW

used to play ethiopian church music and burn incense when i had classes to confuse my flatmates back at uni.

youtube.com/watch?v=pi8I82XB2S8

let the monkey 'ave a go on yer breasts

what does grey asexual even mean

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>doesn't have his oneitis as a friend

lad...

>muslim convert
>pro-palestinian
ahh yes the ol' classic support the ideologies that want your type of person with at best restricted rights if not straight up killed

I'll be found innocent

There's no concrete proof and one witness has fled back to Poland

>Reposting this
This leads credence to the story desu, I thought someone this pathetic would be memeing ironically. Are people genuinely this socially oblivious to how they look that they repost their pathetic story word for word

Takin a bath

"Damn that television, what a bad picture!"
"Don't get upset! It's not a major disaster.".
"There's nothing on tonight", he said "I don't know what's the matter."
"Nothing's ever on", she said, "so, I don't know why you bother."
We've heard this little scene, we've heard it many times
People fighting over little things and wasting precious time
They might be better off, I thing. The way it seems to me
Making up their own shows, which might be better than TV
Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations
Bob is on the street today, scouting up locations
They've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped saved their relationship
And made it work again
Their show gets real high ratings, they think they have a hit
There might even be a spinoff, but they're not sure 'bout that
If they ever watch T.V. again, it'd be too soon for them
Bob never yells about the picture now, he's having too much fun
Bob is on the street today, he's scouting up locations
It helped save their relationship
So think about this little scene, apply it to you life
If your work isn't what you love, then something isn't right
Just think at Bob and Judy, they're happy as can be
Inventing situations, putting them on TV
They've enlisting all their family
It helped save the relationship
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>move in to your uni house
>this is your new roommate

wat do lads

think it means you don't like to fuck aliens

will ribena be sent to a male or female prison?

no (x42)

bizarre to think there's actual criminals posting in this thread

Tiny feet lol

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cringeworthy stunt
she was already making a fool of herself, this just made people feel sorry for her

good post

Praying for you monica, remember there's always one here who knows you're just a victim in all of this xx

he can dress up all he likes he's still a lad got bollocks and all

Post willy

funny how we can tell you're short and chubby just from a knee down shot

youtube.com/watch?v=d1nnK1njAww

scotcourts.gov.uk/current-business/court-rolls/court-roll?id=ac0e40a7-8980-69d2-b500-ff0000d74aa7
63 Amer HUSSAIN SCS/2016-130481 AB16011806 Court 5

Any Scottish anons free to go bear witness?

clean the fucking rust off your tub you disgusting gaul.

Male

I haven't legally changed my gender

Thanks, maybe we can meet up when this is all over

just got back from a ride on my penny farthing

Here you go

first you have to think that you have nothing to lose. if she rejects you, you will most likely never see her again so it doesn't matter.
make it clear that you're interested and be direct, if she did the whole lighter thing then she's 100% just waiting for you to confirm your interest and make a move on her. its extremely rare for girls to make the first move other than really subtle shit.

i dont really want to give normie advice like "just b yourself" but honestly you just have to learn how to not be nervous or afraid of rejection. im not a fookin counselor, i have no idea how to teach someone that. i reckon it just comes with time.

if i was in your position, i would have talked to her for a little bit and then just went in to kiss her. or just said "kiss me" or whatever, it sounds autistic but that shit genuinely works. girls like a guy who is confident in himself and not scared to be direct and up front (never ask to kiss them, make it a command, not a question).

girls themselves dont even know what they want, you have to lead them. speak confidently and just talk random bullshit, they love guys who are fun and dont care what people think of them.

i once managed to pull a girl that was literally just walking down the street and asked me what the time was - i just put my arm around her and started bullshitting, asking her where she was from and then lying that my mate's going traveling there or whatever. in 20 seconds we were making out.

my advice is retarded but it actually works, no joke

like i said, exert an air of confidence and charisma, i cant explain how you learn that but basically just channel your inner chad. i guess it comes with experience. and never be quiet and timid, shyness is a major turn off for almost every girl.

OH MY DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

poor willy just wanted to play with his boats

awful post

sounds like a sexual harrassment claim waiting to happen

Oof

why is scotland allowed to have a national anthem about killing the english but irish rebs are banned??

are amer

Aberdeen is too far for anyone unless they live in the north of Scotland

think OKcupid is broken because this bloke is listed when i search for women

Rocking the 1m73 97kg life

pretty sure cases dont go to court if there isn't any evidence

>oh my days

so tired
so tired

when scotland starts bombing shopping centres you might have your answer

final redpill: get a haircut
not being rude but most long haired lads look like right scruffy bastards

what are the charges

not found

learn to link

realistically how long will he get locked up? it says criminal there

did poley compare himself to alison brie

just fucking hang yourself and stop wasting my taxes

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*drinks away the pain*

you're stupid

think you're just an idiot

aaaaah, the virgin thought.

i thought this too when i was a kissless virgin
if you're too scared to be direct with a girl, you can forget it.

The link works you tit, learn to copy/paste

done that three nights in a row now

scotland literally killed the english

I do look a bit scruffy when I've not brushed it etc, but it genuinely looks smart when it's scraped back into a man bun.

couple hours on the train
might be an interesting day out never been to the 'deen

youtube.com/watch?v=Q5cTgyLZdJk

yeah like 200 years ago and not through poncey fucking car bombs

>Alison Brie
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PATHETIC TRANNY BENDER SEX OFFENDER
JESUS CHRIST

There's a guy in britfeel offering to pay your train fare if you get a picture of him in court

i thought the court details were part of it


sorry lads

Not enough tbqh

all those links with spaces in em eh? ;)

loooooooooooooool

>Americans

don't think poley has ever really understood how fucked he's become by sharing his entire life openly with people to the point that we can now find his court dates
literally no hope of employment if they even just do a bit of googling about you

>sheriffs court

creasing at this 2bh lads.

imagine a cowboy in a kilt saying 'WELL I AM THE SHERF OF ABERDAYN' hahahaha

I'm not going down, bitch

I'm as close to her as you'll get, bitch

The court will be empty of spectators, you'll stick out