What are some movie about crocodiles?

what are some movie about crocodiles?

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The Crocodile Hunter maybe?

That one movie where reporters go to Africa to catch this giant man-eating crocodile but learn that Africa's a shit hole.

I don't remember the name.

Oh it's Primeval. The true story of Gustave the giant crocodile that hunts and kills people for fun.

Lake Placid

CROCODILE DUNDEE

>go to look him up
>61 years old
>24 feet long
>2,000 pounds
>three bullet scars on his back
>has eaten over 300 humans
What the fuck Africa?

The scariest part isn't his record. It's that villagers have reported he doesn't even hunt for food. He'll drag people to the water, drown them and let them go. He'll kill them and put them back on shore.

He actually does it for fun.

Who is that perky qt tho, OP

classic gustave

RUH ROH

Lake Placid, alright movie, but worth a watch for Betty White and the grizzly bear scene

>animals pull this shit in the 3rd world on a daily basis
>middle-class white females in America want to "protect" them from humans because they're exotic

To be fair, humans do much, much worse than what that croc does on a daily basis.

It's rare to find good croc kino. Most of the times they're represented as highly exaggerated killers.

>he doesn't know middle-class white females schlick to human misery

Rogue, Black Water

Lake Placid alligator vs Deep Blue Sea shark: Whose side are you on?

>blacks
>humans

Pick one

If you dont think crocodiles, alligators, or sharks are the scariest fucking things on the planet than you are a fool. Why? Because over the course god knows how many millions of years, these animals have hardly changed. They won the evolutionary lottery, and the only thing that did change about them was their size, only because the food got smaller

Batman vs. Crocodile: Dawn of Justice

Predators play an important role in the ecosystem.

>Croc ancestors probably hunted on land too

At least sharks always stayed in water

Crcoodiles don't even have high enough mental faculties to derive pleasure from anything. What you're describing is a local legend made up by illiterate 3rd worlders. I swear you people are as retarded as Joe Rogan

Croc shill pls go

Aww he just wants a tussle

alligators >>>>>> crocodiles

*blocks your path*

Pictures like that are what spurred my interest in the Discovery Channel and NatGeo as a child.

Sad both networks are mostly shit now.

1972 Crocodile Man
1986 Crocodile Dundee
1999 Lake Placid
2002 The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
2007 Rogue
2007 Primeval
2007 Black Water

>blaming the prey population for the sensation
>not the belgian natgeo whiteys who carry the stories translated into english so you would be aware of them

That's a big croc

nice, such a very cool lizard if you ask me.

ask me

>He'll drag people to the water, drown them and let them go.
That wouldn't be 'for fun' but more likely to try and store the corpse for later when it's hungry.

That's why they found that Disney toddler's body intact; the croc drowned him and hid the body so it could eat it later.

*calls him fatty*

>he does it for free.
oh geezzz, such fine specimen

Their brains haven't evolved for sure.

This. Its not because the croc was sadistic, its because he was waiting for his meal to get nice and soft from decay

Hey theyre designed to eat, not think. Also
>Croc gives zero fucks as another eats his leg

>crocodile at his computer.jpg

Do you think that's a cool lizard?

kek. retard fattie lizards

>lizards

>That fucking barrel roll

>>Rogue


FUCK YEAH, that is a damn good Crocodile movie.

Gustave please

Before dinosaurs dominated the earth, the ancestors of mammals competed with crocodilomorphs that make modern crocs sissy swimmers. Look up baurasuchua

Its called a death roll, and its how they hunt
>Sneaky sneak to edge of watering hole
>Grab nearest zebra or whatever
>Drag it into liquid abyss
>DO A BARREL ROLL!
>Prey is disoriented, breaking bones, and drowning
>Waylon Jones begins to chow down

Here in australia I remember hearing about this dad and his son fishing in north queensland.

Apparently as the dad leaned over the boat to check his line a saltwater croc got him, pulled him into the water and tore him to pieces in front of his son.

The kid didn't know how to drive so he had to just sit there and listen to the croc eating his old man

I just noticed the one crocodile tearing his buddies arm off.

nn-nice

Muh nigga

>that sudden turn as if it took it a second to realize.

food is bait
crocs are anons

Eh, could have been worse. At least the father died doing what he loved, screaming his lungs out in agony and terror.

they fought. ranger had to hose them down. tourists ran except for one cheeky bloke who was alternately filming the fight, throwing bits of bait over the fence and shouting KILILI KILILI

I am a ranger who captures problem crocs in northern aus AMA

have you ever fucked a croc pussy?

are you insane?

Edgy xD

For you

Fingered it, its the fastest and best way to sex it. You shove your fingers up and feel for a rod, then you know.

You ever meet Steve Irwin m8?

I wish, but work around some of his former right hands. He did lots for the knowledge and techniques we use.

>Be a crocodile
>Chillin inna swamp with my crocbros
>African niggers start chimping out
>Shoot me multiple times
>Kill one to send a message
>Subhumans can't understand banter
>Keep trying to get up in my shit
>Apply basic self-defense laws
>Somehow 'I'm' the bad guy

>techniques we use

I hope you don't use his stingray handling techniques.

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Is it good work?

Also is it real serious outback work or close to towns and shit?

YOU JUST KNOW

These things are legitimately horrifying
>A massive crocodile thar fills the niche of terrestrial apex predators

>ywn have a crocbro to chill ou t in the water

youtube.com/watch?v=jXv-KIDxjlY

Yeah its great being outdoors and on the water. But its reactive so if something happens or if theres sightings its tough work and long hours till we find it.

Fucking land crocodiles

What the fuck man

Giant fucking land crocodiles

Alligator*

And as a Floridian who grew up with them, they literally are chill as fuck for being natural machines of death. They are much less aggressive than crocs and will let you get near them to a degree on land.

Don't ever go in the water or feed them though, although I suppose that much should be obvious.

Welcome to the Triassic mother fucker

Gotta respect that. It sounds like something with real purpose.
Does it involve croc wrestling?

Posting more prehistoric crocs

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillosuchus

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so what's the biggest predator the first humans had to deal with?
like language and tools and weapon humans not furry monkey humans

Probably something from the Ice Age.

Giant marine crocodile machimosaurus

Nah its all hands off if possible. Theres a size limit where we stop using hands. We prefer to use baited traps then if that fails use a harpoon, let it deathroll the rope around its mouth then apply more rope with poles etc.

that tortoise is like
NOPE

Giant filter feeding crocodile

This thread is fucked up.

I can't believe any of this shit was real. I'm not saying it wasn't, I just can't grasp that these big motherfuckers were once running around fucking shit up where cities are now. Can't comprehend it, none of us can really.

DINOSAURS N SHI? I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT BRO

You can see dinosaurs every day, nigger

we need more crockino ITT

Aboos fought giant komodo dragons

Why did all these cool animals have to go away

Anything about politics, really.

>middle-class white females in America want to "protect" them from humans because they're exotic
But enough about the Africans, eh?

Crocs are alphas

>That turn to the left though

I wonder what went down right after the webm was cut off

Crocodillians are the niggers of the animal kingdom

Those are the chimps

I'll just leave this here.
youtube.com/watch?v=U-SDCjemw2k

Dude WTF!
oh hell nah!
just bit that niggas arm off