Mexicans tried to enter UK, because Trump

ME:
Hey, you want citizenship in Britainstan?

Well follow me

MEXICAN SLUTS:
OKEY!! :D

ME:
Well, now you are here with me, let me introduce myself, and redpill you on life in Britain.

Muslim here. Bangladeshi origin.

Let me tell you about Tower Hamlets, East London.

It's now your new home...

MEXICAN SLUTS:
OMG YAY!!!!

ME:
It's literally a fucking sharia zone.

MEXICAN SLUTS:
B-but Anonmed! what is a sharia zone *giggles nervously*

ME:
What is a sharia zone?

well let me tell you about this one in particular..

>CCTV literally everywhere, and in peoples homes
>street checkpoints (sharia police search you on every street corner)
>sharia police mainly consist of former unemployed chavs
>all women under 29 years old have 11pm-6am curfews
>your home gets a monthly searching (by sharia police)
>TV licensing is just half price if you're a Muslim (double the price for non Muslims)
>sharia police search anyone who steps off public transport
>our Muslim women aren't even allowed to speak in public without being granted permission
>all metal cutlery is banned (get a life, bin that knife)
>all plates and dishes are banned (know your fate, bin that plate/bin that dish & make a wish)
>instead we use plastic cutlery and paper plates
>all concerts are banned, unless it's nasheeds or grime
[nasheeds]
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
[grime]
youtube.com/watch?v=8GZY9uAVYpQ
we're currently in process of demolishing rotherithe docks, and replacing it with the biggest goat farm in the west
>we have a muslim mayor

We're also practising a form of Islamic communism within our community, and it's working.

Have you heard of Anjem Choudary, or future prime minister?

Also, pic related. My bedroom in Tower Hamlets. This is where you Mexican girls will be staying.

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Mexicans will soon be transplanted into Bongistan thanks to Canada handing out free visas

>grime
holy shit that is the purest of cancer

The slags shat themselves when I introduced them to life in Britain.

The mexican slags thought Britain was far too 'third world' for them.

>sharia zones

why not just move back to your own fucking country then?

>piss bottle
One of us

Grime is the ultimate redpill here.
youtube.com/watch?v=q2Y6yOJ6mWA

it's called progress

>sharia
>progress

>fluoride in audio form

> :D
Back to Gaia, faggot

Well, I can say I'm glad I've never heard or heard of this "grime" before.

untill now
youtube.com/watch?v=FMMAzOtBqWU

It reminds me of having all these neat pieces and possibilities for modern music, but then somehow putting them together in an unimaginably wrong way, open defecating on it, and dumping it into the internet until it starts spilling out of nigger speakers.

That sounds allot like V for Vendetta.
So do non-muslims have to comply to this shit? As an American I have to say: what the fucks goin on there Sup Forums?
>no guns
Nope
>no knives
Not even
>sharia zone
Oh my kek wtf
>vacation to Londonstan?
Never in my fuckin life

Consider "jizya". Non-muslims may be permitted as long as they aren't violating the rules too hard, but they must pay a tax or face the full penalty of the religion of peace.

Is this in that godawful Balfron m80? Aren't the hipsters gentrifying it yet?

How about those signs in the lifts in Bengladeshi telling your black letterbox ninjas not to spit.

Is it true bangladeshi's were the crap Pakistan didn't want and you smell of fish? This is what Pakis tell me.

I can't believe that people on this board are so retarded that you actually have to explain when you're making a joke.

>Muslim Tax
Out of bounds. does not compute. Error 404.

Isn't that the batman cinema shooters bedroom or do you have a strange need for those acme style bombs

Well, your food fucking sucks; almost everything else is quite nice though.

I think we are operating on diffrent levels here m8

well, your bitches think we are turd world

what does that tell you?

What i can say? Bitches be bitches everywhere.

BB(angladesh)C

UK get both taco and kebab

lucky them

What?

grab your reading glasses