/heem/

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Why was there no WMMA fight tonight?

dos anjos is a qt

this is unironically the thread

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Stipe Miocic is gonna get BLACKED by Ngannou

wish dos anjos was my man

Ponz ended the meme

I missed the Ponzi fight, was it good?

it was emmett vs lamas

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Best on the main card probably

>/heem/
>not /jade/

This card was so good, my favourite in ages.
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very good fight

What happened to the good thread makers, these ones are shit.

Mike Perry is 56% in its purest form

Such a shame we are in the Woodley era of MMA and RDA will never become a double champ!

>Get free punches at Robbie
>Don't finish him
>Woodley only needed one
>Only man to KO Robbie in round 1

You can like him, you can love him, you can even hate him but you will be forced to RESPECT him

HYDRATED

Not a single woman on the card.

All the bootlip chimp porch monkey NIGGERS lost their fights.

10/10 card

Attention ladies and gentlemen.

RDA is my boy so this is equally my victory as well as his.

Thank you.

Where’s that Slovak keklord that told me Lawler was going to heem RDA? Lmao. RDA beats Woodley all day erry day too.

UFC 218 Holloway vs. Aldo
Official picks results.

>Cannonier vs. Blachowicz
17/70 (24.3%)
>Teixeira vs. Cirkunov
32/70 (45.7%)
>Ponzinibbio vs. Perry
23/70 (32.8%)
>Lamas vs. Emmett
10/70 (14.3%)
>Lawler vs. Dos Anjos
33/70 (47.1%)

Second half of the stats to follow when I figure how to account for people not picking all 5 fights.

cringey ass cracka.. smdh..

It was decent. Perry looked pretty sloppy but they both had some good hits. Ponzi was a lot more technical and definitely won though. Towards the end Ponzi took down Perry and Perry didn't really do anything at all to try and fight back.

HEEM QUIZ UFC ON FOX 26 EDITION

Best fight?
Worst fight
Biggest winner?
Biggest loser?
Breakout fighter?
Biggest meme?
Best DC comment?
Most memorable interview?

Where were you when Ponzi ended the Platypus meme?

So lawler hurt his knee on a takedown according to his corner how do you hurt your knee faing down?

Condit mushed up lawler's brain for him

>that filename
That's not Conor

Just won 2k thx to RDA.

Nit really. Really sloppy. Ponz won on most jabs landed and being a better grappler. Didnt do much with it tho. Just control.

Oh look its the Woodly wood sucker again

Wonder will RDA make love to his wife tonight

Shes undeserving of him in any case

why aren't you playing on hades right now?

Condolences for Jacqwan being your step-dad 56er

I was quite happy this guy won when I heard about him living in a tent in Brazil I really wanted him to win.

Are you reporting me? Don't report me, I posted my fucking ass off tonight.

FUCK YOU I POSTED MY ASS OFF

fuck off nonathlete

is that kid his cousin or something?

>15 min video

Wow, Stipe's wife will last longer than Stipe

this

Oh look it's the salty Canuck. Rory will never become champ. Grow up.

Pros from tonight
>RDA is based
>Pre-lims were the best since UFC 217
>Lamas BTFO by literally who

Cons from tonight
>Mike Perry's gf will probably cry
>Mike Perry will never be ranked
>Mike Perry will enter a life of crime after his MMA career didn't work out

no doubt Woodley is a great fighter. But his reign has been marred by three straight boring fights. Now, the 2nd Thompson fight was an interesting chess match and the Maia fight was a masterclass of TDD but still they were boring to most people and that's why they hate Woodley.

And now he claims to be injured so ANOTHER belt goes on ice.

If getting decisioned by a gatekeeper was enough, Perry would be gone already. Platinum was out-striking him until he gassed and decided to brawl. He'll be back!

>>Mike Perry's gf will probably cry

Good, that whores face really annoys me

>Best fight?
Marquez-Stewart
>Worst fight
Trujillo-Makdessi
>Biggest winner?
RDA
>Biggest loser?
Cirkunov
>Breakout fighter?
Josh Emmett
>Biggest meme?
5th round Robbie
>Best DC comment?
Lemme suck
>Most memorable interview?
Marquez being a beard meme with Tyron

Do you think Woodley vs RDA will happen?

>>Mike Perry's bf will probably cry
ftfy

>th-this time

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

KEK srsly is it populated? Is it buggy? I was planning on playing there a couple weeks ago but decided not to

>Perry loses by decision
>ITS LE OVER FOR PERRY THE MEME IS KILL

We've passed this bridge before

>Mike Perry will enter a life of crime after his MMA career didn't work out
I remember this happening with another promising fighter - Lee "Lightning" Murray. I believe he's still rotting in a Moroccan prison.

look at that brow ridge gott damn this nigga straight out the stone age

I have never seen eyes more dead than that in all of my years here
youtube.com/watch?v=CPY9pQVzx9s

God I want to drink her saliva

That was a noice card

How long til Perry changes his name to War Machine II and batters his woman?

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>Platinum was out-striking him
Oh for sure 100%

Perry's boxing and footwork sucks. In a year he still hasn't improved it from when Jouban also picked him apart.

Weidman is cute :3

RDA vs Lawler
perry vs ponzi scheme
RDA
Perry
N/A
1 2 3
1 2 3

>losing to an unranked guy
Lamas is a bum

dumb spic thought he could take on a superior white man

Topkek burgerbro

He was slipping every punch and landing more. He won the first round.

RDA is Woodley's biggest challenge at WW, but Woodley KO's him. Too much power. As a Woodley fan the one guy that I'm scared of him fighting is Gastelum but as long as he keeps being fat and missing weight I got no problems.

>mfw RDA gets titleshot
>wins against Woodley
>Conor comes back and vacates lw to fight in ww
>becomes triple weight champ

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>You're waiting for your money fight and this man comes up to you and challenges you for the title
What do you do?

>Best fight?
Marquez/Stewart
>Worst fight
Makdessi/Trujillo
>Biggest winner?
Emmett
>Biggest loser?
Lawler
>Breakout fighter?
Emmett
>Biggest meme?
Bappity Boopy
>Best DC comment?
ITALIAN IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE (Seriously what the fuck)
>Most memorable interview?
RDA being emotional

>Woodley KO's him
I thought he'd KO Maia....

nah perry can bounce back from this

needs to work on his cardio and striking accuracy, he'll continue to get pushed after beating a few more unranked guys.

>Complete goofs
7/70 (10.0%)
1 fight correct
23/70 (32.8%)
>2 fights correct
30/70 (42.9%)
>3 fights correct
8/70 (11.4%)
>4 fights correct
2/70 (2.9%)
>Perfect picks
N/A

Honourable mention to the guy who was only goofed by Lamas, but the guy who picked the main 4 correctly is still the "winner" of tonight.

The first Thompson fight wasn't that boring IMO, maybe I just only remember the highlights tho.

Gastelum a fat burger flippin' nigga
RDA one caveman lookin' muhfugga
Wonderboy one closet raycis cracka...

aint noone beating my boy TWOOD!

Once upon a time, when Condor was still a plucky 145 pound cagefighter, Lamas lampooned him in a parody sketch video where he played a character called "Conrad McGillicutty"
youtube.com/watch?v=p3qmFFi_4LM

>Like RDA
>Like Lawler
>Don't know how to feel about result

At least no one got heemed. That's a big plus

>needed two tries to beat Nate "thrown around like a little kid by Rory" Diaz at WW
>will beat anyone of note at ww

haha, he thinks dana will give him another title shot after that

Worst night of picks I've seen. Never seen seven (7) people goof every pick before.

it's not perfect but it's pretty good, around 2-3k pop

My bet tonight

He was getting tagged and had his left hand down the entire fight

i would like to see Woodley through a significant strike in a defense

What does he have to bounce back from? He lost, but he looked better than ever. I'm happy with his trajectory. He hasn't even begun to peak yet.

I bet Rory regrets the Lellator move.

also I think it's pretty much confirmed now that Lawler was roided pre USADA

t-wood bless brother.

These racist ass white bois never ever learn.

cringey fucking spic id knock his teeth out

>Hiding your stake

>MFW i went 4/4 on the main card

if it wasn't for glover I would have gotten everything wrong as well. I would have never thought RDA would be so good at WW and Lawler was also so shot

Have you never seen his fights when he had hair? Dude was jacked to the fucking gills lol.

People would just mock it no matter what so I don't see a point.

>didn't make a parlay and win mad bucks

congrats...I guess

>Best fight?
Marquez-Stewart
>Worst fight
RDA vs Lawler don't like seeing injured fighters gutting it out
>Biggest winner?
RDA
>Biggest loser?
Lamas
>Breakout fighter?
Marquez
>Biggest meme?
Marquez
>Best DC comment?
Now count the head bounces... 1... 2... 3...
>Most memorable interview?
Chirico

>Hands down while in the pocket
>Chin high up in the air
>Standing too square
>No positional awareness
Take a year off and take some boxing classes m8. State of your life when you're ranked #3 at your weight class and you get slept by this.

I should have bet on him