I wish we had signed poop as a manager instead of mouyes
Grayson Russell
We are going to destroy them, this one is ours!
James Ross
>Munichs
Just fucking lol
Josiah Hill
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Xavier Johnson
they will crash and burn today
Zachary Nelson
>burke
nice
Adrian Myers
>park the bus derby
No thanks
Aiden Sullivan
It's Pardinio time
Jose Nguyen
Soon.
Juan Hill
Hhahah this one is funny because Jose Mourinho is the manager of Manchester United but here it shows Marouane Fellaini as the manager xD
Dominic Parker
United News and Rumors:
>José Mourinho wants Bordeaux star #Malcom (20) at Manchester United next month >Sunday Times via La Provence
"He will not leave this winter." Bordeaux president Stephane Martin to L'Equipe on Malcom
>Manchester United draft teenager Tosin Kehinde into first-team training amid midfielder shortage >The Mirror
Fellaini will miss the festive programme and isn't going to be back until the New Year now. #MUFC have decided he needs time to properly get over his knee ligament problem. James Ducker via Twitter
> "Every player has a price. If a player is not happy, if a player brings with the request a number we consider good for us - like with Memphis and Morgan - I would never say no." >Mourinho on Jan departures via press conference
Tyler Hughes
>de gay
Post habitat
Jayden Cox
>Manchester United draft teenager Tosin Kehinde into first-team training amid midfielder shortage lmao
>"We have not been approached by Man United in any way for Ozil, so I don't see why that came up and who found that, that's something that's been created. He will stay here until the end of the season for sure. The rest is open." >Wenger on Ozil Rumors
Mkhitaryan’s Manchester United future in doubt following video analysis row with Mourinho Mark Ogden via ESPN
>“He goes to surgery, the decision is made. I don’t say [he’s out] for the rest of the season but it’s for the next two or three months.” >Mourinho on Bailly injury via twitter
Man United eye Chelsea's Willian, expecting winter Mkhitaryan bids ESPN
>Diego Simeone says Antoine Griezmann will be allowed to leave Atletico Madrid at some point >Sky Sports
Tyler Nguyen
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David Walker
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Chase Anderson
>"G-guys please don't celebrate..."
Owen Cruz
Thread no. 2 is also up already when this one hits bump limit:
Blake Lewis
...
Levi Stewart
>de gay
Landon Long
Afternoon lads, hope i wont want to kill myself in about 2 hours
Zachary Moore
>Mkhitaryan doesn't even make the bench again
how did his form dip piss off Mourinho this much
Ethan Brown
>meme brom are they any good?
Nathaniel Clark
his attitude took a dip.
Zachary Ortiz
no
William Brooks
Fuck off ref just start the game you cunt
Aaron Reyes
what to bet on for this match lads?
Brayden Diaz
Who /lukaku/ here
Angel Morales
This match is guaranteed to be boring.
Anthony Campbell
did the crowd just get muted?
Sebastian Hernandez
that's mou for ya he'll play the underperformer continuously until he decides the player was shit from the beginning and makes him disappear
Anthony Hill
I'm not watching this dross. Manchester United are arguable the LEAST entertaining team in English football.
Evan Myers
Ok Seamus
Christian Parker
He was exceptionally shit for quite some time
Alexander Bennett
this
Cooper Rivera
>that de gea
Jose Price
>it's a greedy Rashford episode
Ian Flores
rate my comfy
Noah Reed
Has any Dortmund player been able to continue their form apart from Lewandowski?
Jeremiah Hernandez
For me it's two packets of cigarettes, and a bottle of water
Adam Scott
Lewandowski scores goals but has a shit attitude as well.
Constantly shits on Bayern and his players.
Caleb Kelly
Reus has carried on his sicknote form.
Brayden Hill
god dammit you reminded me of how moyes fucked with Kagawa
Adrian Miller
feel like pure shit just want pogba back x
Robert Wood
That's his agents trying to force a move. They've somehow become even bigger twats.
Ryder Cooper
Looks cold/10
Easton Perry
Hoping for at least 10 goals in the Bournemouth Liverpool game to make up for this shite.
Liam Edwards
>its just hoof it to rashford episode
Juan Jackson
Griezmann soon lads.
Brody Scott
bretty good Kagawa was shit even when Fergie was still in charge, he had like one good game against Norwich.
Jacob Myers
A team that can defend well but can't score either. They'll be alright once they get their groove
Jose Morgan
I'd say Gundogan has been impressive for the times he has played
Easton Wood
he's off to barca m8
Parker Johnson
No buddy, the Norwich game was a catalyst he was performing really well for that last stretch of 2012/13
Adrian Gomez
Kagawa's United career was over before it started. As soon as they signed RVP he was fucked.
Chase Hughes
plastic/10
Levi Sullivan
>it's a zero movement against 2 banks of 5 episode
Christian Foster
literal customer
Evan Bennett
le hold the ball up and then play a shitty pass man
Gabriel Johnson
Pookaku is embarrassing
Christian Wood
Oh yeah, he has played well. But look at all those flops. Sahin, Kagawa, Mikhi,
Josiah Jenkins
>it's a Lingard gets 10 starts in a row after 1 good game episode
Jack Brown
Sort your life out, m8.
Jackson Anderson
What is he doing at West Brom? He's the GOAT at holding up the ball
Jayden Perry
should i go to sleep lads?
Ian Hernandez
Kagawa's skill is in off the ball movement in the center of the pitch and link up play
How was he supposed to progress in Crosschester United?
Isaiah Evans
Not all the way
Liam Parker
>tfw no United team since 2009 has had forwards that actually create space for each other with intelligent runs and movement
Joseph Nelson
If you keep watching this match that decision will be completely out of your power
Robert Martin
Maybe if he had unsquinted his eyes he could have made it at United
Aiden Diaz
Will we ever see Luke Shaw again?
Nathan Davis
might as well. Both teams are competing to see who can park the bus well
Blake Rivera
>1 attempt in 20 minutes versus the mighty west brom
ah so this is the football of champions
Camden Morgan
Probably mid-week
Bentley Collins
Honestly feels like Mourinho doesn't coach any attacking drills. Like he just lets the players do whatever they want when they reach the final third. It's just so static compared to the other top teams, plus we're ridiculously reliant on Pogba.
Ryan Parker
on the bench, yes?
Xavier Bell
goodnight lads
Jayden Flores
>Ashley Young Why?
>Lingard playing as a midfielder >Mata as a winger instead of a CAM >Rashford instead of Martial
Is this the power of Mouyes?
Colton Clark
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Ryder Parker
goodnight
Juan Sullivan
sleep tight
Jason Thomas
Yes, Rom
Dominic Morales
>Spend 2 billion shekles >Play hoofball
Genius
Nathan Torres
LUKAKU
Jeremiah Robinson
This is fucking atrocious. Throw £10m at Arse in January and get Ozil in early. The team shouldn't be THIS reliant on Pogba for creativity.
GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
Jeremiah Roberts
Imagine watching this shite over the darts
Nathan Gonzalez
ashley young has been one of our best players, you're fucking retarded
Joseph Bell
>Rashford instead of Martial
What's wrong with Rashford? If you remember, that is the GOAT that scored against City twice.