ITT: We all wake up in a lost island

ITT: We all wake up in a lost island.

Lost Island?

*cook monkey above me*

Do you mean this one :DDDDD

Propably i'm going to get raped soon.

Not if you become my wife.

I use to swim from Easter Island every day back to my home in USA. Thankfully I stopped waking up there a couple years ago.

when do we start cannibalizing? :DDDD

>We all wake up in a lost island.
>brazilians start to make us monkey soup
>uma delicia
>will all stay well fed until we get saved and survive

Thank you Brazil

stop wiping after shitting/peeing

maybe rub shit all over yourself

that should ward off at least some brazilians

*bites ur ass*

>pinar atalay

Noch so eine geile Huruspe
Warum ist das erste voller Milfs?

i wanted the german to bite me first ;__;

Relax she'll get her share.

bump

That would only attract them

I'll stick around with Huezillians, they can make food from anything.

including you

What is this cryptic message?

Sensing lots of h8 here.

i like brazil
can i hand out with the brazilians

thank you for volunteering to be the first to go while we hide

dont think we're waking up if we are "in" it.
On it brazil, on it

I made a hut and I'm throwing a party there. Germany is not invited.

I declare myself King of Lost Island as I am the only human here
Bend the knee, subhumans

molest the argentines and murder the dutch.

I always wanted to so I could make a hut

*blows into a horn to rally everyone to the coast*

already do that

I seek out my anglo brothers and start plotting a takeover of the island

rrruuaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I go back to sleep and wake up with my waifu in my bed, only she is real this time desu

i would team up with the france

we would build a boat and flee everyone else

*genocides all wh*Toids*
It had to be done

UMA

*sticks american flag in the sand*
*starts selling land to other anons*
this is my opportunity to become a self made billionaire. tired of being a neet