"Your pocorn & soda, Sir!"

>"Your pocorn & soda, Sir!"

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>h-he's your ticket

how much is it? can i have extra butter on that?

>"C-can I have only butter?"

I'll take that, and your money nigger

I ordered the pasta bolognese.

I said LARGE!

This better be crab-flavored popcorn.

thank you

I asked for crab legs. Why are black people so fucking stupid? Do I need to get your manager?

Thanks senpai. Have a good day.

MY FUCKING NIGGER

"SIR! SIR! SIR! SIRRRRR!!!!....You forgot your receipt....sir."

Thanks, here's your $49.95 plus tip. Can you hold my falcon while I reserve a shower stall.

>having to reserve one instead of going there so often they give you your own personal shower

My apologizes, sir.

Thanks, Robert!

I SAID EXTRA LARGE

BUTTER?

youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

That's a big tub

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Finally, god damn

What happened to Jamal?

popcorn lung.

kek amd check'd

Why does those women on the left look so weird?

HIS NAME IS ROBERT

His name is Robert Paulson

keked hard

>p-please give me views

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the ominous plane scene music in the beginning almost sounds like a David Lynch score

classic

>"Enjoy your show sir"
>"you too"

>Implying you'd say shit to any nigger in real life

theres a reason he's classic and you're not.

>implying I'd say it instead of sing it

youtube.com/watch?v=oOUqVuNzkA8

10/10

>isnt creative for shit
>trashes my OC


Prove me wrong m8

>Watching Hidden Figures - Get Out - Moonlight triple feature with your wife and her son.
>Pic related comes in to check for singles

How much do you tip?

Here alone? ...again?

I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?

I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie...

This is now a "Sup Forums goes to the movies" thread

For you lol

you don't need to worry about singles my friend

CHECKED

If only you knew, Tyrone.

SHUT UP I HATE YOU

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Fuck this made me laugh harder than all the others

>implying I don't say it to my bull while he's fucking Deb as an epic prank
Get with the bantz

Post pics of your local Temple of Bane

>You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal.

Y-You too, Robert..

Uh.. sorry...

for you

>Back-up designated shooter called in sick, so they just let the vipers slither around our feet

Honestly, it kind of hurt the whole La La Land experience

Very humble

T-Tyrone, why...I thought that out of all people, you would understand me.

This is what I get for trusting A FUCKING NIGGER.

Poor Moot.

4U

That'll be $54.70

Thank you Robert! Peace and love to you and your family!

I WANT MY CRAB LEGS,ROBERT

getskino

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SUBHUMAN DARKIE CUNT

We need a labor union for the popcorn mines. We won't dig 'til Robert is avenged. The damn system is buttery as hell!

>Thanks mate btw have you seen my wife and her son.

>implying I leave my house

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The guy second from the right seems like he'd be really uppity and annoying

w-wow, checked

the jerk store called

>Mod warned me for posting my theater shooting loadout

Being a designated theater shooter is a time honored tradition at any American kinoplex, just as much as crab legs, blacksmithing, and falconry.

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y-you too

>y- you didn't make anything
>so you can't c-critique much OC
>pls gib me views
Pathetic

Stay mad you uncreative shit

I love this so much.

Not him but saying "please give views" isnt a critique

Just ignore him and keep it up dood. I like it aside from the loud shooting at the end

OCman here. Thanks!

samefag

please respond

does this dialogue evolve into a gay relationship with tyrone?

No shit. Reply to the right person next time idiot

Once again enjoy my vid youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

Okay how about now?

h-how much would you tip a black guy

It's a weekday, all my friends live far from here.
I'm bored and would like to watch a film.

If I'd watch one alone at home, nobody would judge me. So why can't I watch it here by myself?

Watching a film isn't a social event. By definition you're staring at a screen, not talking to eachother.

If I would have wanted a social gathering, I would have gone to a bar.

God youre pathetic

Once again heres my vid. Enjoy : youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

*unzips dick*

Fuck off, you dirty nigger.

Wanna see the movie with me then you uppity darkie? I have tickets for Moonlight

>pay for 3 large sodas, a pack of starbursts, a pack of milkduds, a pack of skittles, a plate of nachos, and a large tub of popcorn
>get change
>leave food and drinks at the counter
>walk to theater
>guy behind the register is yelling "SIR! SIR! YOUR FOOD!"
>round corner on way to theater
>"SIR! SIR! YOUR FOOD! SIR!!!"
>see theater employee with my tray of food and drinks out of the corner of my eye
>walk into theater room
>"SIR! CAN YOU HEAR ME!"
>everyone turns to look at the employee
>take my seat
>"SIR, you forgot this at the counter"
>take tray of food and drinks
>employee rushes back to the lobby
>everyone is looking at me
>"heh, V.I.P. treatment"
>several women are fawning over me and their dates are visibly upset at my bravado