Cucked by Frenchmen for enturies

>Cucked by Frenchmen for enturies.

Is this why Anglos are so shitty?

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>Norman
>Northmen
>French

not gonna spend another thirty minutes trying to explain

You're Frenchies in denial.

and then frenchmen get cucked by the cucked anglos who come back for the revenge cucking
woah...

normans were germanic and not french
current """french""" have no claims to england

Why not. I hereby give you the authority over this subject.

>Normans
The Angevins were from Anjou. House de Normandie had three kings of England.

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Should've been this instead of the two lions
>France
>impregnating Normandy
Terrible

>dynastic french war
wew

basically if i remember correctly
>be rollo, danish or norwegian viking
>you and your lads come and settle on the shores to plunder and rape
>try to pillage paris again
>get btfo and the french king ask for a deal
>you get clay from Neustria around the seine and you protect the entry for paris and numerous cities around the river, and also you're a buffer state now
>you're the north men so let's call it north man -dy
>you and your guys mix with the locals
100 years later the little amount of nordic blood lost itself in french blood. The change is so little you might as well call them french. Then they invade england because the grandson of rollo has a claim on england or something
also on the bayeux tapestry they call themselves french
and again later some other frenchmen from anjou control england but that's something else

The 100 Years War was French houses fighting over who the true king of France is.

>who are the PlantagenĂȘts

Most normans became French because of French parents, btw.

Terrible yet true.

You're still forced to learn our language

no one said anything lol

We still teach French as a mandatory subject at secondary school

I cheated and got a C then forgot it all

Because American international domination, you sissy Brits were forced to learn French.
America is independent thanks to France.
France wins again, Nigel.

>speak the lingua franca
>learn other languages
a fucking waste of time

I'm not speaking French, they're speaking English

Thanks for speaking Anglo domination despite being Irish/German/black btw

Your language is barely yours anymore.

>speaking

*spreading

You should know that French is very widely-spoken in Africa. Now why you'd want to go to Africa is another story entirely.

Also books.

>also on the bayeux tapestry they call themselves french
What does it say exactly?

English is pretty much a French patois, at this point.

Therefore...I don't mind speaking English :^)

They're surely learning english now anyway so that's even more useless
Books can be translated

Thank you France for raping English and killing this disgusting language
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Frenchman speaks English:
>haha you're so cucked you gotta learn our language haha

Frenchman doesn't speak English:
>WTF WHY ARE FRENCH SO RUDE I HATE FRANCE NOW HIW DARE THEY ?!?!

>53 : here english and french die together in battle
>56 : here the french fight and those who were with harold die

>van plows through crowd

>allahu ackbar inshallah allah!

>"I'm not speaking French, they're speaking English"

>bomb goes off in the metro, evacuated

>riot ends in a 3 way paki, indian and african ethnoreligious fight to the death

>"T-thanks for speaking Anglo domination despite being Irish/German/black btw-"

>user's head is cut off as a honor killing

>English is pretty much a French patois, at this point.
you're exaggerating

they woudl say anything just to spite us

>Books can be translated

Why do you hate your own language? I must like French more than you do, I own Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du mal and I like reading the original French after reading the translation. Such a beautiful language.

English is a Romance language with Germanic structure.

lol I don't hate my language, I just don't understand the point of learning a language just to read books that has been translated anyway

Using that logic, Turkish is a Persio-Arabic language, Thai and other Southeast Asia languages are Sanskrit langauge.

Thank you. I really like this history.

>In 1067, the monastery of Mont Saint-Michel gave its support to William the Conqueror in his claim to the throne of England. This he rewarded with properties and grounds on the English side of the Channel, including a small island off the southwestern coast of Cornwall which was modelled after the Mount and became a Norman priory named St Michael's Mount of Penzance.

Just to immerse yourself in another culture, I guess. Translations are mostly terrible at capturing what the author actually felt regarding the context of his culture.

>People who did nothing wrong