*flexes a 'cep*

*flexes a 'cep*
Heard you chatting shit about my wife again.

is he flexing?

also reminder that according to Sup Forums nobody is good enough for MEW but themselves

why the fuck are the back of her shoes so low

I bet she has stinky feet

Thanks for the nudes bro, real art

Theyre a slippers/sneakers hybrid, hipsters love them.

being a hipster put aside, he's actualy quite handsome.

Is that a fucking Merzbow shirt?

that lucky son of a bitch

I look LITERALLY like her

what about your feet though

who the fuck takes autistic selfies like that?

be my gf pls

>be a vapid hipster
>hook up with another vapid hipster
>upset neckbeards

those BASTARDS

you can have her - I prefer my woman with tits

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Hey my band played a show with Full of hell. You'd probably also enjoy Nails, and getting pegged up the asshole while shotgunning some organic craft beer you fucking hipster faggot.

How DARE those two attractive people marry each other!!!!

and we all know hipsters can go fuck themselves

>judge people by one photo
>call them vapid

Ironic...

>judge snake from one photo
>call it venomous

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retard

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>tfw Mary looks a lot like a girl who hurt me badly so she's at once both incredibly attractive and painful to me

Wearing a t-shirt a size smaller than you true size, skinny jeans.

How old is this guy?

found the vapid hipster

Shouldn't he be prepping the bull right now?

neck yourself

He's really not very attractive though. He looks like if John Oliver was from Brooklyn.

Don't forget to lace your converse nice and tight fagballs

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excellent comeback you loser

Fuck whoever directed this

Excellent reply to my bait you discard

yeah you two have something in common


you're not white

I have literally no idea who these two people are and probably do not want to know.

you're fat and gay and I fucked you're mother

rocking that neil hamburger haircut lol

That's a bad analogy. A snake being venomous is not a personality trait.

that wasn't me, it was someone different. Everyone can see your insecurities.

Go listen to Chvrches or some shit

yes but removing vapidity from a hipster is just as difficult as removing the venom glands from a snake.

the beta uprising begins

Joke's on you my mother is my gay trans lover and we're both REALLY fat.

wrap your head around that, YA IDIOT

yeah keep telling yourself that

but wat about her pusy yes mm nice pusy

I've been judging MEW since scott pilgrim though. Judgin her real harsh.

Pajeet

wat want

brap

Reminder who she belongs to

Nah it's Full Of Hell. They took the Pulse Demon design for a Tee though. I think they did a Sepultura one too.

They collaborated with Merzbow a couple of years back so I'm sure it's cool.

>hipster
>wearing converse

Yeah,me

He's a Merzbow fan?

What a fucking Sup Forums poster.

The fact that she's leaning to be shorter than him is kind of funny.

thank god I'm into felicity

I fucking envy him more then anyone in the world.

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DLETE THIS

MEW is def in my top three mommies

literally who

DELET THIS

>someone went out of their way to make this
really makes you think

spit my coffee

dat file name

JESSE'S GIRL

YEAH YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD JESSE'S GIRL

Revelio!

YEA YEA YEA JESSE'S GIRL

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH JESSE'S GIRL

WHERE CAN YOU FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT

but in all seriousness, smashed (2012) is pure mew kino

I'd eat her Ravioli if you know what I mean

elaborate

How did she hurt you user?

Fake

She was one of my closest friends but she was a fair bit younger than me, she told me she loved me and I tried to explain that I thought we should wait and our friendship never really recovered. Totally cut me off a couple of years ago out of nowhere when I thought we were doing well. Feels bad, man. She's 22 now so we'd have been fine.

>numale

I would eat her homemade noodles

what is this new fashion trend where everyone fucking hates socks

drunk mew is cutest mew

>MEW will never be your kaishakunin

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pleb

if you know what you mean

white women are gross!

Doing god's work user.