/balt/ + /ausnz/

Close encounters of the lewd kind edition

sometimes she reacts to what viewers say
it's pretty cool honestly

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balt more like balls huehuehuehue *wheezes* hehehehehe *coughs and gasps for air*

Good joke

thanks

No problem
*gives tip*

ye precisely

It's not like I want you to post, or anything, bakas.

I've been watching it for 20 minutes now, for some reason it's really unnerving, I'm even getting shivers, but I can't stop

*doesn't post*

play the game if you can spare the time, it's completely free on steam and only takes like 4 hours to play through

I downloaded it a couple of days ago, I might try it tonight

very nice, tell us how it went tonight

fucking cough is killing me

at least i get to skip uni today

why?

cuz i've been coughing my lungs out for the past 3 days and have an appointment with the doc at 10, when i'm supposed to have lectures
also i'm looking for an excuse to stay at home but this time it's justified i swear.

Well I hope it's not lung cancer
Good luck m9

thanks, cute bunner

Ok Lads I'm officially sick of porridge.
Just made a bowl and I could only have a couple mouthfuls before I got sick of it.

do you eat it pure or laced with jam and stuff?

Fucked it gang.
After calling everyone lazybones, I am now the lazybones.
My sleeping schedule is officially ruined.

That's what you get for sleeping 18 hours yesterday

I just completely broke my chair
Fantastic

Just a little maple syrup

Haha I told ya matey, you had to either pull an all nighter or go to bed early.
You've fucked it

Bros, how unreasonable would it be to carry a 26kg object 10 kilometres?

very

>I just completely broke my chair
you could sit on me instead

I know...
Well I'll try and fix it.

Hows the boys day been anyway?

my days been fine

I'm just working away at assignments while watching Gordon Ramsey

waiting for work to call me
sucks being a casual
wish i had a real job
been laying in bed in a neck/back destroying position for the last 5 hours watching rome and speedruns, afraid to move lest the pain be revealed

and you?

Whats your work?

packing boxes in a warehouse

There are worse things you could be doing.

eh lads

How are we today buddy?

could be worse ay
wbu

Only one more assignment till I'm finished for the year lads

you can do it!

Wow, good job cutie

Same, feeling a bit blue for no reason though.

Home stretch, don't let up now!

>a bit blue
now what's that mean
cause where i'm from that means that you're drunk

A bit down, depressed.

oh.
hey, everything's going to be fine after a good night's sleep and a good meal.

i feel like that too sometimes
i think that it's a part of who we are

thanks

gonna shower and then go to the doc, lads.

I'm sure it's nothing serious

>after a good night's sleep
My sleep schedules all fucked now so I don't know if that'll happen.

Whats the doc for m80?

I LOVE PROTEIN POWDER OH YES I DO

Just buy a mcdouble every day.

yeah, it's just a cold or a flu or something because i always run around in tshirts outside like a retard even when it's cold
but thanks for the cheering up anyways, m80
>sleep schedule
try melatonin tablets mate, they always help me in situations like this and they're otc
>doc
just a cold or some shit

anyways, see you later, friends

lemon and honey tea, it's my cold and flu go to.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lads, what the cheapest place I could get a chair for my computer desk?
It only has to last like 5 weeks

your dining room

Go full Slav and just squat down in front of your computer

Don't have one

My back is fucked enough as it is matey

steal a lawn chair from your maori neighbours

you might be able to pick up a cheap chair at the sallys

I don't know what you mean qt

you might get a chair from one of the salvation army 2nd hand stores

Lil 14 yaah

The salvation army shop might have some cheap chairs.

Oh fuck that's smart, as expected from my bf.
I actually live like 3 minutes walk away from one.
Pity the salvation army hates gays.

R8 my chair

bit a tape, she'll be back to tip top shape.

fucked/10

AND I'M
FREEEEEEEEEFAAAAAmommyhelpmepleaseAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

me on the right

>when that first sip of the day takes effect
feel as fresh a newborn baby 2bh

a prayer written in blood

Whats on the agenda for today buddy?

gonna finish doki doki literature club and then maybe play some other vn.
and chat with my Sup Forums buddies.
that's about it.
what about you, m9?

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why yes hello

labas rytas
how's it going?

haha same as always nothing changes t.bh
how about you?

ehh same i guess

Nigga

I swear my smartphone enters letters when my finger only hovers on them

depression haunts only the weak ones

look who's back

lol xD
Who?

>implying you are not hacked

YOU
where you banned for a week or what happened

Hmm
Who is "YOU" (me)?

some retard

>showing love through """hate"""
I see

Glad he's still banned then

>shitty gloomy day
perfect for being inside
tho I like such days

it's sunny here 2bh

really heh ok

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Gaysex...

why is she(you) masturbating

but yeah gloomy days are cool
any plans for today or only comfy chilling at home??

No plans what so ever(like always)
so I'm just gonna stay inside