/Heem/: Splob bless edition

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Nice thread felix

is Brunson Shtog a good fighter?

wikileaks.org

The best.

this is the thread

THIS is the THREAD

If I ever see brendan schaub im going to kill him and its all because of the shitposts here

is conduit a meme fighter

i hate you schaub I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

t. 5"4 144lbs

great thread

favourite fight that involves someone from chile?

Reported

for sure dust off those cheeto fingers my guy, and take 2 baths while you're at it 100%

Who is the most talented fighter out of India?

is this all the same person?

For sure wipe the cheeto dust off those fingers, my man.

He beat Lawler.

Love that guy.

Reddit's guys:
>T-City
>Dj
>Ronda
>Cody
>Conor
>Joanna
>Bisping
>Tyron

heem's guys:
>Perry
>DC
>Colby
>GSP
>Francis
>Holly
>Kevin Lee
>Tony
>Jones
>Khabib
>TJ
>Maia

Perry was STYLIN on ponzifibbio
then ponzifibbio did what he ALWAYS does

>Perry
>DC
>Colby
>GSP
>Francis
>Holly
>Kevin Lee
>Tony
>Jones
>Khabib
>TJ
>Maia
Literally all reddits guy also

Add Schaub to heem's guys

Perry reportedly has permanently lost sight in his eye

>tfw felix ignores me now
i'm sorry about what i said bro please don't do this

Where the fuck are the diaz brothers

but if Schaub died there would be no end to schaubposting

i don't normally have sex with 3 to 7 year old girls but when i do i close my eyes and think about tiger pax schaub

>B-Brian, I...

Wow, rude.

All that processed cheese is getting to your head, go take a bath and listen to a TFATK episode. Schaub bless brother.

Reddit
This is literally the spammer

Predict the champ of each division come the end of 2018
>HW
>LHW
>MW
>WW
>LW
>FW
>BW
>FW
>WFW
>WBW
>WFW
>WSW

Fuck it im leaving heem forever i fucking hate schaub more than i hate jews, niggers, chinks, fags, isis, and canadians put together

Shuab bless brother

What about MSW, WLW, WWW, WMW, WLHW and WHW?

delete this

h8rs love him

SCHAUB HAS MADE THE SPAMMER QUIT HEEM

SCHAUB IS THE SAVIOR

SCHAUB BLESS

No bro

You're fucking smoking crack

Schaub bless, brother.

>those post times

always knew you were the spammer you phoneposting scum

Ngannou
Gustafson
Bobby Knuckles
Till
Khabib
Holloway
TJ
TJ

You may love him, hell you may even RESPECT him, but you gotta love him

Dont know what you mean bro

Dallas Winston Bless

E X P O S E D

This

What the hell is Alvarez doing? Why does he keep looking away from Poirier instead of just fighting him? The fight ended in an NC, it was fun, why not run it back?

Who's he holding out for? Khabib in Russia?

friendly reminder this is what happens to heem when theres no fights for a few weeks

Joe Rogan.

is

Turbo manlet

Is a retard.

Dana White

fucked

for

How to condition your forehead?

You gotta toughen it up with friction

Brendan Peter Schaub

headbutt moving vehicles

What did the most elite HW striker mean by this?

...

Our boy J-Will is the most elite HW striker

I'm expecting big things from him in 2018, he better deliver

Suicide by Enormous Negro. Reem misses his former, über self way too much to go on like this.

That can happen when you load up with everything you've got, even high-level boxers do it sometimes when they're going for the kill.

Fucking bullshit. I want to take a crowbar to this cheating fuck's head

>Cyborg
>Khabib
>Lineker
>Calvillo
>Condit

Rena is /ourgirl/

Cyborg
Barboza
Rivera
Calvillo
Condit

Needs to get the Paul Harris treatment

...

they need to split WW into 165/175

I want her to teach me how to grapple.

This

I missed the fights last night. How did Perry Ponz go? That's the only fight I care about on the card.

Cultural appropriation.

Ponz fought like Oluwale Bamgbuse in the first round, running away like a bitch, then some other stuff happened, he poked Perry in the eye, had more effective grappling and also landed a meme spinning backfist, and thinks he should fight for an interim belt

Oh for sure my man 100% you can lose my number and clean those cheeto fingers my guy

She's a U of I alum

Because WE WUZ

Perry didnt even lose that fight, he out-hearted and put it all on the line, ponzi is a fucking cheater they should have a rematch or at the very least it should be a NC

...

>predicting this early before khabib has pulled out
Fools

Robbie Lawler: $220,000 ($200,000 to show, $20,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Glover Teixeira: $150,000 ($70,000 to show, $70,000 win bonus, $10,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Rafael dos Anjos: $128,000 ($54,000 to show, $54,000 win bonus, $20,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Nordine Taleb: $93,000 ($19,000 to show, $19,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $5,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Alessio Di Chirico: $76,500 ($12,000 to show, $12,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)

John Makdessi: $74,000 ($32,000 to show, $32,000 win bonus, $10,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Julian Marquez: $72,500 ($10,000 to show, $10,000 win bonus, $50,000 Fight of the Night bonus, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)

Ricardo Lamas: $71,600 ($53,000 to show, $3,600 from Emmett for missing weight, $15,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Darren Stewart: $62,500 ($10,000 win bonus, $50,000 Fight of the Night bonus, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)

Jan Blachowicz: $61,000 ($28,000 to show, $28,000 win bonus, $5,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Jordan Mein: $60,000 ($25,000 to show, $25,000 win bonus, $10,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Chad Laprise: $57,000 ($26,000 to show, $26,000 win bonus, $5,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Jared Cannonier: $57,000 ($52,000 to show, $5,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Santiago Ponzinibbio: $53,000 ($24,000 to show, $24,000 win bonus, $5,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Erick Silva: $46,000 ($36,000 to show, $10,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Abel Trujillo: $40,000 ($30,000 to show, $10,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Josh Emmett: $34,900 ($18,000 to show, $18,000 win bonus, $3,600 fine for missing weight, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)

Mike Perry: $23,000 ($18,000 to show, $5,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Misha Cirkunov: $23,000 ($18,000 to show, $5,000 Reebok sponsorship)

Tim Elliott: $19,000 (UFC paid out show money despite fight being cancelled)

Danny Roberts: $18,500 ($16,000 to show, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)

>Mike Perry: $23,000

>RDA only making 128k

kek

Why do you link us reddit you fucking imbecile, stay there

>only

he made exactly 4 times my annual salary in one night

some pretty sad contracts in there

Hi guys. Where I can find out why I was baned?

Except not really because he spends money on fight camps and it takes months of work before you show up to fight.

You're a big guy

probably because you wanted to shoot someone before throwing them out of a plane

Galore Bofando: $14,500 ($12,000 to show, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)

Oluwale Bamgbose: $14,500 ($12,000 to show, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)

>baned

I have to spend money on rent, utilities, food and petrol

Look at what cormier did to heavyweights he fought and jones is even better than he is with more advantages

Seriously. I have already blocked the month, but I do not know why.