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cute edition

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so saw this guy walking down the beach the other day and was like "EEEEEH"
i'm like yeah WHATEVER

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god being a girl must be great
you get to wear cute dresses
boys hit on you
thirsty boys really hit on you but in a weird and autistic way
you get to take billions of vapid selfies to show off how nice you look
you can get fat and people will still want to fuck you
you can be a total cunt and people will still want to fuck you
you can be a complete alcoholic and people will still want to fuck you

hmm

not too sure if I'm a fan of the current social convention here

as a gay i do not approve this thread

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you can just lie down and get pummeled that must be great
I would be such a slut

their body is cute but face...meh
I even got cute face

Pics x

REEEEEEEEEEE

>gook
>having a cute face
Doubt it.

wish i was a furry
wish i wasn't self aware
wish i was happy

>tfw I'm not a girl so I can't be a NEET housewife who subsists entirely off her husband

>touch a fursuit
good way to get hepatitis

How & why do some (normal) men cross their legs when sitting?

It's uncomfortable and serves no purpose

anime

Hide their erections

>delusional
Some truth to what you are saying.

Hazel Bond

it's it wierd that i haven't eaten in nearly 3 days but have drunk 50 cans of lager

imagine how great it'd be having a vagina and getting fucked doggy by a cute boy

How is it uncomfortable?
It's the opposite of that and the most comfortable way of sitting in a chair in a social situation other than having one leg completely under me

not uncomfortable for me based on the way my legs are "hinged" they cross at an acceptable point
(it doesn't crush my dick)

What are your thoughts on this image?

'nder.

love the Portuguese 2bh

it's painful
maybe I just need to stretch my legs

yeah would use tinder all the time!

popped 2 xans on friday night and have been going to sleep for 10 hours, waking up for 30 mins and falling straight back to sleep ever since

help pls

cringe

Any of you homosexuals looking forward to the new Red Dead Redemption?

t.Pedro Hernandez O'Duffy

what does xanax do and is it safe

>tfw used grindr while in brighton
>bottomed with 2 different guys
>now reading this headline on reddit today: Brighton hairdresser 'infected Grindr dates with HIV' - BBC News

love portugal
love fado
love nandos
love TSUUUUU
simple as

wouldn't want to have a vagina. they smell, they, bleed, they hurt, you have no control over your wee stream, 'stuff' keeps leaking into your knickers

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no, beer has a shit ton of calories

>I can't cross my legs
>bloody numales

hello fatty

Every time I do coke and booze for days on end I just get incredibly violent impulses. Like the other night I was driving and saw a nice white girl with some black and so I pulle dover and put a hunting knife down my trousers then ran up the road behind them but decided I wouldn;t do. I knew I wasn't gonna actually do it but it's a fucknig rush just edging it

>How is it uncomfortable?
Because I'm not some effeminate queer like you are

mmmmmm..... pickled dogma code....
(slavers)

no because the first one was boring as fuck

T H I C C

Love Roberto Leal?

Im literally 56kg

excellent edition

I didn't play the first one but it looks cool

thoughts?

reckon its staying up late that turns people into violent wackos when they do stimulants

hello manlet

no wonder its uncomfortable, youre rubbing bone against bone lmao

its anti-anxiety meds, in low-mediuk doses it combats anxiety, chills you out and makes you sleepy, in high doses it makes you black out sleeping

it's safe if you keep a good time perod between uses, benzo addiction is a fate worse than death

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

>sci fi show
>filmed in vancouver
>actors all from ontario
ah yes

only vaguely know of him desu

it will have to be spectacular to compete with witcher 3

unfortunately I'm expecting too much multiplayer and more shark card bullshit

is /cum/ broken?

do any benzos make you more confident

>I rate the witcher 3

hard thinking about getting a poz load in my cunt x

Not that good tbf

same to you with knobs on

is /brit/ broken?

boycunt or gross vagina?

not gay btw

brighton lad here

met some yank lad on grindr and gave him the gift, pozzed his neghole good and proper and he was none the wiser haha

>I don't rate the witcher 3

Wish she would use me as her personal toilet.

all games where hitting a single key makes the character have different animations and do different things in 3rd person are bad
like 90s console games
no place in the modern pc world

you mean context sensitive actions?

Have you ever seen a MORE content rat in your life?! HAHA I thought NOT!

your waifu got WEINSTEINED

well actually I'm in bed with your mother right now, and I don't think it's polite to call her a rat
get to bed, you've got jobs to apply for in the morning son

I have a job

no i mean, the character attacking the opponent but you cant control the way he moves, its predecided and random each time
its retarded
see: shadow of mordor, all ass creeds, witcher, etc

Chad hits me, abuses me, insults me, fucks me when he wants and makes me do degrading things, but I love him! I can't move on :((
You fucking retarded cuntoid, how much of a troglodyte do you need to be to actually fall into that situation AND not willingly want to get out of it? HOLY FUCK

>its predecided and random each time
nani??

would love to drink a fanny full of her wee desu

Hello virgin

dont know what that is

>gaming on pc
>playing first person games

>its predecided and random each time
bit oxymoronic of me, but i meant that the computer decides how the character will move for you and you dont know what omg super cool moves xD he will do each time

>playing video games on any medium besides PC

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>deliberately infecting your own pc with windows botnet 10
>having to download new graphics drivers that crash your os
>no physical media
>digital download cancer
>literally no good exclusives
>having to beg for console ports

I am lost in life without God and his son known as Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Why is there always some gay Finn thread with some Swede ERP'ing?

I have no issues with windows 10 because I'm not a retarded Sup Forums nonce

ah yes forgot about all the so exclusives like... call of duty 252 nazis in america or some shit

Janny's nut

I listen almost exclusively to what the plebs term "dadrock". Feels good knowing I singlehandedly have better taste than the entire population of Sup Forums.

if you have windows 10 on one of your computers then you have a problem with it. if you don't realise that then yes you are retarded

>implying I have Windows 10

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why do you even need windows 10? 7 is still amazing and stablest OS ever

What problem do I have with it?

Guy Fieri, Gucci Mane, Young Thug, Nickelback, Fred Durst… this stuff just should not be reblogged, even on an ironic level. Bill Clinton in a Swisha House shirt? Bill Clinton in a Swisha House shirt? I mean, you seem like smart guys, but I get the feeling

The brunch

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you feel like you were born too late to experience the “golden eras” of your favorite art (music) forms, so you try to pick on more recent developments instead, with the unspoken implication being that you’re actually touting the earlier stuff.

I am more of a gamer than anyone in this thread I play pokemon go all day every day