Character tries to shoot himself in the head

>character tries to shoot himself in the head
>*click**click*

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>character grabs cell during emergency
>0% battery

>Being chased
>Car won't start

>furious keyboard clicking
>"Alright I'm in"

>female character hotwires it
>"I had older brothers"

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>Investigates movement in the dark for no reason
>Gets murdered

>pulls down sun visor
>keys drop out

>Typing on keyboard
>Text appears at the speed of light

>film takes place on west coast
>blue collar character has a New York City accent

>Dog barks at the bad guy who has yet to reveal himself as evil

>Character is drunk and can barely walk
>Some coffee cures it in an instant

>mass murdering bad guy redeems himself in the end by sacrificing himself for the good guy

>Character coughs
>100% chance he will die

>Tyre squeal on dirt road

>Fires a few shots at a car
>Car explodes

>female character gives a great blowjob
>"I had older brothers"

Mewling

name THREE kinos and two flicks where this happens

>female character dutchovens self
>"I had older brothers"

>grabs cell
>No Sim card.
>use emergency calling
>There's no bars.

>Character gets knocked out
>Gets carried to a locked room
>Wakes up just as the door is closed

>Machinery malfunctions
>Sparks and smoke everywhere

>lazers being shot in space
>*PEW PEW*

>background characters pretending to have a conversation
>aren't on their phones the whole time

>Characters having a dramatic conversation
>One of them is looking out a window

>Automatic firearm runs out of ammo
>Multiple clicks heard as the character keeps holding down the trigger

>main character tries to shoot himself
>he succeeds and the movie ends

Farrel was so fat back then
Didn't know Gleeson had a twin brother tho

>Hero gets the shit kicked out of him
>Gets a second wind and wins the battle with a few devastating strikes

>time period film
>has artifacts that didn't exist during time period

>Horror movie
>Bathroom mirror

>Vietnam
>Jefferson Airplane

Worked out pretty well in Caravaggio.

>bald eagle appears on screen
>red_tailed_hawk.wav

didn't you see that video last month of the kid who shot up the school in mexico, he did exactly that and had to reload to an hero

Aye, I remember that

>stupid lighthearted remake or dumb comedy
>while chase scene or animal gets loose
>Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

its less bad if done on purpose but i would still avoid it

im talking about shit like this in dallas buyers club

the worst is when people have smallpox vaccine scars in period pieces

>Male character must cook dinner
>Cuts his fingers and burns the food

>Character playing video games
>BLEEP BLOOP BLEEP BLOOP

>waves the controller around like a retard

>American kid sitting in his room
>MOM! Make me a sandwich

Deep Rising is a scary movie

Much better than last of Mohicans

>be helicopter squadron commander
>see 300 foot ape
>see ape destroy 2 helicopters
>send all other helicopters into ape

>Nuke goes off in space
>There's an explosion

>time travel is possible

>nuke is about to blow
>valiant team member jumps on top of it to shield friends from blast

>the helicopters don't just fly higher to avoid certain death from a giant ape

>the helicopters just don't hover well outside of the ape's range and blast it with hellfire missiles and 30mm rounds.

>You hear that?
>No...
>Exactly

>I cant do this unless I connect to the Dark Web

Glengarry Glen Ross

Get fucked

Wanna scrap?

It was a long time ago with lost technology

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>character doesn't slowly cook himself to death for the black bull that's pleasuring his wife to eat as a snack cuz snack after sex is one of the best, behind a cigarette, a drink, downer drugs, and slapping the bitch when she talks

Im open for a tussle

I don't understand this image. Will the microwave protect Lord Trump from the nasty nignogs?

>film set in Boston
>character has a Bahstan ahksant

>film is set in Chicago
>no one orders Chicago style pizza

This gets me the most seeing some shotbox skuuurtt out of an area but the tires clearly arent losing traction and the car didnt take off fast.

>enemies all armed with rifles
>hand to hand combat scene
>fuck this movie

>he doesn't watch the news

>that one user who had OCD so severe he played Russian roulette at a stop light and there was a family in a car next to him that was horrified

I wonder how that user is now.

1/6 chance that I know the answer to that question

30mm wouldn't do shit.

wat

>ex navy seal
>taken out by comedy relief
>quips

Aim for the eyes or in fact just the general head vicinity

Okay.

>wonder
DID SOMEBODY SAY WONDER??

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I think the number 2 was what he was fixated on at the time, 2 bullets in, 2 clicks, then I think he threw the gun in a storm drain somewhere afterwards.
I'm pretty sure I read it on /k/ when a ban on guns for people with mental health issues was being talked about.

He mentioned he was in a gunshop once and asked to see a rifle. His mind told him to drop it on the ground and see the clerks reaction. He did and said sorry, picked it up and his mind told him to drop it again. He did so and was kicked out of there.

They aren't going to have the penetration. It'd be like lightly sandblasting it.

someone that crazy can't still be alive

Top kek

>female character naked covered in feces runs from cops screaming the world will end tommorrow
>tackled to the ground
>I had older brothers

>sex scene comes on
>wife's lover walks in
>it aint me starts playing

>recieves text message on smart phone
>there is no previous Chat log even though the characters are supposedly close

>"stay in the car"
>doesn't
>saves guy

FUCK OFF FROGPOSTING SCUMMMMMMMM

KINO
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>characters in capeshit referring to each other by their real first name even though they are in costume.

is there anything more cringey and obvious fanservice name dropping

>Sex finishes
>No awkward moment trying to stop semen falling onto bedsheet

In the original House of Cards this is covered well, but usually movie vaginas absorb the semen perfectly.

Kek

REEEEEEEEEEE

>"stay in the car"
>doesn't
>mauled and eaten by tigers

>No, no. You are pulling the trigger. You have to squeeze the trigger
>Perfect shot

>Eric
>Charles
this honestly bugged the fuck out of me in X-Men

>Bad guy barks at the dog
>Dog barks at bad guy
>It ain't me starts playing

>angry white male character
>"doesn't anyone speak english anymore???"

deer hunter and trading places

>sex finishes
>no scene where the dude gets out of bed with his hand cupped below his dick because he still has a condom still on dangling like three inches below his dick because it's full of semen and he has to go to the bathroom to empty the semen out of the condom before throwing it away so the chick can't go through the trash and try to get his sperm to get her pregnant

Really ruins it for me.

lel

>sex finishes
>Girl isn't crying and frantically reaching for her phone

Completely ruins the suspension of disbelief.

This is the best one

No, that's Jack Donaghy.

And those are some sweet digits