Brits pronounce sandwich as "Sangwige"

>Brits pronounce sandwich as "Sangwige"

We invented English you dumb leaf cunt.

For the people who spawned the language you sure can't seem to speak it you bong shitter

MWOOOOWWAAAAMM MAKE ME A PEANUT BYUTTURRR 'N JYELLY SEEEYANDWIYYYATCHHH

HE BRU I'LL TAYKE SUM FUSH N CHUPS

I blame their proximity to the french

Hey Cregg, would you mind taking your Hoonday and driving Meegan to Walmart to get some urbz? We need bayzil, orEGGano, and cilantro. And don't forget the aigs, Gram Crackers, zucchini, and eggplant. Oh and remember to check your meer sweety! We don't want a Neesan hitting your trunk like last time! oh and make sure there aren't any squirls in the yard when you leave, I think they're nesting in the ruff again

>your meer
Stop this meme, we say Mirror

>hearing a brit try to say lieutenant

>be British
>fake a posh accent in the Victorian accent
>it fucks up your whole language and accent
>now your former colonies are the only ones using your language properly

It's 'out', not ooooooooooooooout

What? Speak English island dweller

>zed

just took a massive shit AMA lads

That's correct though. It's not "zee"

zed is A o k

All wrong
Its Zeta

Zäta*

He was left of the line, makes sense how we say it.

>left-tenant

>brits add an "R" at the end of literally every word that ends with an "a"
>I forgot to bring the umbrellar

Zed's dead, baby.

>watching a yank try to form a beret

we don't tho

we remove the er at the end of words tho

for e.g.: caretaker

is pronounced ker-taykah

lieutenant is pronounced as loo-ten-ant