>Brits pronounce sandwich as "Sangwige"
Brits pronounce sandwich as "Sangwige"
We invented English you dumb leaf cunt.
For the people who spawned the language you sure can't seem to speak it you bong shitter
MWOOOOWWAAAAMM MAKE ME A PEANUT BYUTTURRR 'N JYELLY SEEEYANDWIYYYATCHHH
HE BRU I'LL TAYKE SUM FUSH N CHUPS
I blame their proximity to the french
Hey Cregg, would you mind taking your Hoonday and driving Meegan to Walmart to get some urbz? We need bayzil, orEGGano, and cilantro. And don't forget the aigs, Gram Crackers, zucchini, and eggplant. Oh and remember to check your meer sweety! We don't want a Neesan hitting your trunk like last time! oh and make sure there aren't any squirls in the yard when you leave, I think they're nesting in the ruff again
>your meer
Stop this meme, we say Mirror
>hearing a brit try to say lieutenant
>be British
>fake a posh accent in the Victorian accent
>it fucks up your whole language and accent
>now your former colonies are the only ones using your language properly
It's 'out', not ooooooooooooooout
What? Speak English island dweller
>zed
just took a massive shit AMA lads
That's correct though. It's not "zee"
zed is A o k
All wrong
Its Zeta
Zäta*
He was left of the line, makes sense how we say it.
>left-tenant
>brits add an "R" at the end of literally every word that ends with an "a"
>I forgot to bring the umbrellar
Zed's dead, baby.
>watching a yank try to form a beret
we don't tho
we remove the er at the end of words tho
for e.g.: caretaker
is pronounced ker-taykah
lieutenant is pronounced as loo-ten-ant