I met Donald Trump at a truck stop a few years back. He said he was scouting for a new location for a hotel. He bought only a cup of coffee and a jelly sandwich. Much to my surprise, instead of lighting the high end cigar he was holding, he cracked it open and sprinkled the tobacco on the sandwich, and proceeded to eat the jelly and tobacco sandwich like it was the best thing he'd ever had. Then he pulled a container from his coat pocket and poured the coffee into it. He said it was "for safekeeping purposes". The weirdest thing happened next: He looked around to make sure no one was looking, then took a bottle of Dr. Pepper from his suitcase and filled the empty coffee cup with it and proceeded to drink the soft drink. I don't know why he thought it wasn't allowed, but he called it "the perfect crime". Finally, he took off in a worn-out Toyota with some tattooed guy who identified himself only as "the dungeon master" when I asked him who he was.
Obama cries over the death of Alton Sterling, a deadbeat child rapist, but he won't even say the names of the 5 cops murdered in Dallas.
Fuck this nigger
Jayden Hill
Canadians have shitposted way too much in the Sup Forums boards. As seen as Russians were once banned, it would be a pretty good idea to ban Canadians from entering the site until we can figure out what is going on and why there are so many shills that are using Canadian proxies and ISPs. Canadians are flooding a lot of spam and shitposts that wreck the Sup Forums community.
Sign the petition to formally ban canada from Sup Forums (it will be temporarily and it is constitutional):
>first debate between hillary and trump >hillary shits her pantsuits >trump asks "what's that smell?" >moderators try to change the subject >"hold on, what is that smell?"
Luke Ward
No anime, not this time!
Andrew Taylor
# Come on pal, we love you and you know it. Stay as long as you want, we are already sending you are coming to our side.
Admit it, you love Trump now, don't you?
Or at least our company. Months with us must have warmed your heart to our cause.
Come home son, all is forgiven
James King
80386776
Brody Robinson
user was right edition
Joshua Baker
WHens the convention schedule coming out
Daniel Butler
This is awoovement.
Jordan Long
FLYNN L Y N N
Aiden Campbell
hide finn posts ignore finn posts filter finn posts
Ethan Thomas
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Brandon Garcia
JUST FUCK MY ELECTION UP SENPAI
Isaiah Roberts
This get says your weapon is jammed
Tyler Mitchell
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
Jayden Hill
>mfw i thought strayans were bad
Mason Phillips
wow, it was created the day before dallas... hm.
Aaron Wilson
Why is everyone here so afraid to see the truth? Join me, here in reality, where Jesus is the king of Kings and trannies and gays aren't worshipped by people like Donald Gay Trump, where Ted Cruz is the messenger of God and the Lord's mouthpiece, join us, take the ultimate redpill, the Tedpill.
Bentley Lee
>german in an american thread
Jordan Morgan
The insideranon from last night didn't answer my direct question "IS MICHAEL FLYNN VP?" but he responded to someone else who mentioned it ("Flynn is the best choice") with "Agreed."
I take it as subtle confirmation. Michael Flynn will be VP.
Samuel Torres
Why is the god emperor afraid to give a public speech after Dallas?
Could he be...a gigantic pussy?
Nice President you have there.
Kayden Richardson
THE DELEGATES, DONALD
Chase Sanders
i'm convinced it's just one literal autist who subsists on Red Bull and crystal meth. it seems like he's here nonstop for a week or so, then fucks off for a few days before repeating
Carter Diaz
Flynn is a perfect pick as a fuck you to Obama since he was forced out of his position by him. Once trump gets the ME secured with Flynn guidance it will be amazing.
Joseph Price
Sounds great. Is there any baggage or downside to having him as a running mate?
Jack Miller
>the shills are already calling Trump the President
We'll sort out the other issues as soon as we MAGA.
Gabriel Evans
What's the first thing you feel when you see this picture?
Jack Howard
>it's real
dear god
Jayden Flores
Finn for VP?
David Powell
He's a democrat.
Asher Harris
me too so worried
Josiah Morgan
None.
Jeremiah Bennett
He's unqualified to serve as President maybe?
This guy is guaranteed to fuck up on the campaign trail. I really hope Trump picks him.
Jeremiah Jenkins
"Listening when African Americans Talk"
Ayyo mane whaddup ya mean u know 1 hunned niggah talkkin fo fuck 12, isay fuck 12 ya hurr, imma get ya mean nigga, fuk da police dawh u no what i mean bruh na sayin bruh d12 a town 414 fuk wht u heard
Jackson Sanchez
>pissing off working class whites even MORE
Elijah Rodriguez
>white people need to feel guilty >lather, rinse, repeat
Nobody is perfect. I'm sure they can dig up dirt on Flynn. However, having a military man on the team will easily outweigh all detriments and overshadow whoever Hillary picks. Who does she have? Warren for a 2-team-SCREECH feminist ticket? Or Bernie for an obvious socialist panderpick to try and sway millenials?
Plus, Flynn agrees with Trump on most issues as far as I know. If the worst comes to pass he'll carry on the torch... I hope.
We know he hates Obama and Hillary, at least.
Andrew Peterson
I am sick and tired of these Trump shills trying to turn this Christian board into an atheist board, maybe I'm just an oldfag reminiscing back when this place was a Christian Cruz board after he BTFO Ellen Page and gays everywhere
Kevin Jones
>doesnt include bix nood mufugga
hello, newfriend
Nathan Gray
Daily reminder that it's your women who will betray you.
White women 52-48 for Hillary, she wins a landslide.
Keep fucking that chicken.
Cameron Sullivan
When Canada sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending Michael J. Fox. They’re not sending William Shatner. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing Justin Biebers. They’re bringing Seth Rogan. They’re cuckolds. And some, I assume, are good people.
Cameron Smith
Threadly reminder that TPP is the key to converting Bernie supporters.
Nicholas Wright
Women voted 55 to 44 for Obama over Romney. If Trump gets 52-48 he'll be fine
Evan Cox
Its a lazy Saturday, and awoovement.
Jose Morris
Trump Hates Poor People… Including You. Most of Donald Trump’s supporters are poor. You might hope to be wealthy like The Donald someday, but chances are, you won’t be. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, I’m just being honest with you. And because you’re poor, Donald Trump thinks you’re a stupid person who doesn’t deserve to vote. Those are his words, not mine. Do you think poverty equals stupidity? Are you a dumb person just because you don’t have as much money as he does? Well… you’re supporting Trump, so you’re definitely a stupid person, but it’s not because you’re poor (for most of you, it’s because your mom drank during her pregnancy… just keepin’ it 100, folks). But I’m not sure why I’m even going on about this. It’s not as if you can read anyway.
Donald Trump is the worst kind of idiot there is: a dangerous one. He’s a short-fingered trust-fund baby with a comically absurd hairdo, hell-bent on becoming the president for personal gain, and he’s willing to say whatever stupid people want to hear in order to achieve that goal. Being stupid is a lifestyle choice, folks. You can be a smart person if you really want to be. All it takes is a small amount of effort… a lot ls effort than it takes to join Trump’s Nazi-like “movement,” for sure. All it really takes is one book. No, not that one. A different one.
Zachary Smith
Reminder that woman has always been man's downfall.
Chase Wood
I said white women, doofus. Go check again.
Nicholas Brooks
I've been shilling for Jill Stein for those who won't vote for Trump
Austin Watson
He doesn't have a silver tongue. While I always prefer hard-ass soldier kind than lying bastards, the MSM could twist his words with their bullshit.
Oliver Phillips
Oh boy.
Daniel Moore
What was the greek play that showed what happens when women are in power? Assembly women?
Lucas Carter
>Daily reminder that it's your women who will betray you. >Reminder that woman has always been man's downfall.
You chose the words that would hurt me the most.
Luis Allen
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Daniel Gray
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Brody Myers
PROXY R O X Y
Caleb Howard
Self described "as centrist as possible"
fuck off
I agree. Not just a veteran, but a general who served as the director of several intelligence agencies. Only the retards (With nevertrumpers that's a bit redundant) who can't see past party would have a problem with him. Though since he's a general they might shut up.
Plus the first cross party ticket since Lincoln.
Ian Gray
THINGS ARE GONNA GET EASIER THINGS ARE GONNA GET BRIGHTERRR
wow what a ffunny maymay where did you make that whats with his afro
Xavier Thompson
Suspending campaign events in a national tragedy is standard. Out of respect.
Michael Allen
I guarantee this cocksucker is what's gonna ruin it all, Bernbots have no brain and WILL follow him if he endorses Hillary. Just like Bernie they have no principle and follow him like a cult.
Colton Murphy
Can't remember But when Matriarchy goes left unchecked, humans become abos
Jacob Hall
>pretending your campaign bullshit is more important than dead cops
Grayson Harris
>he doesn't know about Habbo Hello newfriend
Jacob Morgan
They hate Hillary and are begging him not to endorse her. If he does people are going to feel betrayed, that's when you shill Trump or Jill Stein for them
The black community in America is like a teen who says that he will move out when he turns eighteen, but then he doesn't and becomes a manchild NEET. He doesn't find a job, he doesn't want to. He will just continue to fill his stomach with hot pockets and spend his days masturbating to the most degenerate porn you can imagine. And he will continue to resent his parents, even though they will continue giving him loving care, despite the fact he turned out to be a complete and utter failure of an human being.
Wyatt Clark
>Punished Flynn
"Nobody cared who I was until I put the eyepatch on."
Brandon Rodriguez
Is that he looks like Number 2 from the Austin Powers movies.
Ayden Anderson
Bullshit. Presidents have to lead the country in a crisis. They can't suspend their office.
This failed big time for McCain in the financial crisis and it looks terrible for Trump now.
The reality of course is that he'll look like a piece of shit if he doesn't speak moderately and calmly, but he'll look like a sell-out to you fucks if he does.
So is camp is frozen and can't figure out what to do.
Pussy.
Jaxson Howard
He gave a videotaped one, you mong.
Jace Foster
habbo whats that
Benjamin Morgan
>public >videotaped
What's he afraid of, senpai?
Tyler Gray
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Evan Garcia
just a guess:
being shot and killed by a nigger
Dominic Jones
another dumb amerilard too autistic to realize the class and elegance trump displayed regarding this event
Easton Wilson
I have another awoo that needs hat
John Walker
If you're gonna kill her, make it look better faggot
Nathaniel Lee
Why isn't Clinton doing a public speech about the Dallas events? Why isn't she making public speeches at all?
Lincoln Campbell
Trump's not McLame
Aaron Jones
Great music
Christopher Baker
He's losing votes right now by being a coward.
People notice how would-be leaders behave in a crisis.
Landon Nelson
old stuph, i'm more focused on cookin atm
Leo Lopez
Habbo Hotel raids, lurk moar
Charles Green
Bernie is trying to beat the Swedes in levels of cuck. He's been berated, insulted, falsely accused, and degraded on live national TV and he still is going to endorse/vote for her.
He acts like an innocent old good hearted man who could never do anything wrong, but he's supporting and promoting one of the largest criminals in human history because he's a coward who won't stand up for himself. He's no better a person thank she is. Not to mention his policies of theft or "wealth redistribution."
And fucking Bernouts, don't get me started on them.
Isaiah Miller
There's a lot of material there
Daniel Bell
Yeah really, and Bernouts are honestly more delusional than any other people I've met. If he goes along with his beaten dog cuck nature and endorses I can only pray enough Bernbots are pissed enough to go right to Trump
Nathan Collins
>tfw there are Romanian's more based and who know more about American politics than your fellow countrymen
Lucas James
You can easily make it look like an actual hole in her head by adding pure white to the center, it'll look kind of 3d and look sort of decent.
Jackson Reyes
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Jonathan Martinez
>Orlando will seal it for Trump >Hillary will be indicted >Bernie won't endorse her >Bernie supporters will flock to Trump
Coming up: >Hillary won't debate Trump >Trump will destroy her if she does