Confess your sporting sins, Sup Forums. God forgives the truly penitent

Confess your sporting sins, Sup Forums. God forgives the truly penitent.

Hey do you have the sweating priest pic? Can't find it.

I like watching commercials more than an actual american football game.

I used to sleep during saints games when we were really bad in hopes I woke up and we made a comeback that I missed

I'm completely ABU even now that they're no longer dominant and favourably treated by refs

I secretly have a soft spot for the Arizona teams despite being from new york
I lived in Phoenix as a child for 6 years and loved it , go back to see my grandparents whenever I can

i don't rate zidane

I don't like sports anymore because of all the greed involved. I just watch them because I've been doing it for 20+ years

I don’t even like sports LOL
I don’t know why I come here

Being a Falcons fan I don't have the heat that I have for the Saints. My hatred in the Pro rivalry doesnt even come close to my hatered in college sports. Fuck dem dawgs.

Now I cant stand Carolina cuz of Scam Newton, but I am pretty chill when it comes to NO compared to most Falcons fans. Probably being that I have a lot of friends in the NO or probably because I was late in the pro football crowd (honestly started watching round 3 yrs ago).

why is the priest always fat?

most catholic priests in the world are not american you know

I dont have a favorite sports team , I just rate players that are goating it up and bandwagon what ever the fuck or the under dog team. I cant understand wishing other players doing bad like ronaldo and messi fags do. Its fucking bad ass seeing the both of them doing unbelievable shit week in week out

Tom Brady is the GOAT and I used to be a hater.

i only wear sports jerseys legitimately nothing else besides a jacket that i might zip up and put under my jersey

it's from /fit/ it's /fat/ confessions

i've never seen a muscular priest
monks are the chad of celibacydom

Former Sup Forumsirgin that's only watching football now because I moved in with enthusiastic family. I actually enjoy it.

i read reddit for sports news, then post it to the generals i frequent

i've yet to be called out for it

God is dead, OP.

im considering cheating on my gf father

Bro I use to think the same. That all monks are fat bald and old. It was until I volunteer my time in Honduras that changed my mind. Nothing but some Bros from California, NY, and other states becoming monks.

Tldr: There some fit bros in their early 30s

Most of them are chubby, they just sit their arses 24/7

I don't care much for the MLB's regular season.

lifelong browns fan
w-what is my penance father?

Boreball season is the worst tbf

huh? they stand all day

I used to be a colts fan before I was a broncos fan

I enjoy anime... I'm so sorry...

Forgive me moot for I have sinned
I am a fan of a college's team I did not attend

>I enjoy anime

>I try to be normie in an anime imageboard

>I take attacks on shows I like as a personal attack on me

>I try to hate anime on an anime imageboard

I've been on Sup Forums (well Sup Forums) for at least 7 years and I have never saved a photo from here, that's how lazy I am

Fuck off catholic scum

I thought Pacquiao was a good enough fighter to beat Mayweather

mmmhm

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The choirboys do most of the work

I was afraid of the ball.

I hate the mods

i cant stand to watch my local team because they're so inconceivably shit that it's actually statistically more likely for them to actually be somewhat decent than to be as consistently bad as they are

I live in MN and the only team I like are the Wild.
I hate the owners of the other 3 teams too much to ever root for them.

What's your local team?

one of the wilf's granddaughters grew up in my area (expat), she's a coalburner

if that makes you feel better

da browns

Contrary to all the shit posting I do, I have no one to talk about sports with in real life and really appreciate that this board exists and would be crushed if I suddenly lost access to it.

I once bandwaggoned Chelsea for a season back when they were amazing, and now don't even watch grassdive.

I became an unironic supporter of Leicester after the 15/16 season and lifelong memes

Im a barcafag but recently i have changed my opinion about Messi as the GOAT. I think Ronaldo is better than Missi

I actually enjoy football (soccer) but still shitpost constantly about it because my flag sets off a primal rage in Euros and Argies

i actually take sports very seriously and i get quite depressed about the results

I pretended to hate sports for pussy. It worked, and I got my first gf because of it, who was a total qt, but holy shit, she was such an euphoric girl. Just imagine a skinny tumblrina. Light blue hair, really smug, self-absorbed, you get the idea.

that's not a sin at all

I have season tickets to my local soccer team. I used to leave the stands to get food at the 30' minute mark to avoid the crowds of halftime at every game.

>3 other teams

That's more of a deed of merit than sin user

>lying isnt a sin

>conflating biblical sin with sporting sin
nice, i'm into it

I'm more physically capable and have accomplished more in sports than 95% of this board

Also, I like anime and voted Trump.

>Quoting Nietzche and not even understanding the meaning behind it.
BRAINLETS GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I support BBilan

Im a Liverpool fan

God is dead = Humanity has a whole has outgrown the need for God. Humanity has progressed to a point where we don't need an eternal mod telling us not to rape and kill so we might as well do away with theism. But doing so opens a whole new can of worms, namely, the fear of our own mortality, and from what little I know of Nietzsche a lot of his thought dealt with overcoming passive nihilism.

accurate enough?

I preferred dota and smoking instead of football, even tho i was pretty talented

i don't really enjoy american sports anymore. i used to know all the players in the NFL, MLB, etc.
now i can hardly watch even my own teams without getting bored to death. all i do is watch european soccer now. is this what it feels like to be gay?

I think Reckerposting is gay and unfunny.

Im a huge fsu fan but an even bigger closet homosexual. I would never come out in fear of the "semenhole" jokes

get a load of this guy:

good digits

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For a brief time during my teens, I thought penaldo was better than messi

Living your life is enough penitence

It's not 2011 anymore, anime is liked by the majority of Sup Forums these days

Wrong.

This is actually true. The more normies that come here, the less anime is appreciated.

I don't memorize player numbers of the teams I like, so when the play is going on I have no idea who is who until play stops and the announcers say who did what.

I enjoy e-sports

I don't understand shit about soccer

I just come here to shitpost

I'm a fan of an NFCE team

hang yourself from the nearest maple tree

I supported a big four club when I was about eight or nine and stopped supporting them when I was about 12 in favour of my local team, meaning deep down I know that I haven't really been a pure supporter who has supported his local side from birth and I have been a bandwagoner.

I even have a fucking junior shirt of said team with my name on it buried at the bottom of my wardrobe.

was it arsenal? lmao

Liverpool

whoa

I did the opposite at a similar age to you. I support City now, used to support QPR. Who cares lmao

oh, m8...

I'm not actually a man city fan, I just like the shitposting

not even Jesus will forgive you

>Similar age
>City

City have only been bandwagon-able about six years. Are you a fucking child?

Started bandwagoning them when I was fourteen in 2011.

RIP porn thread
Anyway, I hope my rival team gets several long-term serious injuries to key players and I don't even feel bad about it. I'm talking torn quads and hamstrings

I secretly like my local rivals

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i have never once stood or faced the flag during the anthem
i literally thought people were joking about taking that shit seriously

I thought people referred to rakitic when they said ratking because they kind of sound the same, and in most contexts it made sense. It took me like a month to realize

Same. People who don't browse reddit won't recognize it and those who do won't call you out or else they'd be outed as a redditor. It's the perfect crime.

kek

I play fantasy football but I never watch football. Only the Superbowl.

smelled my gfs arse today