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the million dollar sauce edition

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Yesterday, we were truly humbled by the amazing curiosity, passion, and energy this community showed to welcome back Szechuan Sauce – even if just for one day. Thank you, a million times over.

Between the costumes, the memes, and the cross-state travel, you, the fans, showed us what you got. And our super-limited batch, though well-intentioned, clearly wasn’t near enough to meet that demand.

“Not cool.”

We agree. So, we’re gonna make this right. In the last 24 hours, we’ve worked to open any portal necessary. And it worked.

Szechuan Sauce is coming back once again this winter. And instead of being one-day-only and limited to select restaurants, we’re bringing more – a lot more – so that any fan who’s willing to do whatever it takes for Szechuan Sauce will only have to ask it at a nearby McDonald’s.

We want to make this right. You’re some of the best fans in this, or any, dimension… and we plan to deliver on that promise as soon as possible. Stay tuned.

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Ich habe mich in Sauerkraut verwandelt, Morty.
Bumm, große Enthüllung.
Ich bin Sauerkraut Rick!

how can brits claim to love tea so much when all they drink is from tea bags?

it's the equivalent of boasting about your love of coffee when you've only had instant coffee

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tea bags are superior you melt

the American serf

rick and morty sucks

fuck sake lad. at least fling some loose leaves into a french press

what is non instant coffee?

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loose leaves are a pain in the cunt and you get basically the same result

a-are you joking?

any /science/ man in

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haha

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>basically the same result
if you're a pleb who doesn't know any better sure

I'm naughty, not so nice
Someone who wants you dead

just prayed to science

doing a smelly runny exploding shit on the throne lads

So the £1 coins.... why?

yes psychology student here

its literally teraki sauce ffs yanks are thick

>China

>works hard for the party
>Selfless and loyal

>USA

>throws a fit and riots over some mcdonalds source

ahhhh yes, the virtues of capitalism

that one promotion aside, the pickle rick episode was actually the best of the season and pretty good by other seasons too

I'm an American give me attention

Impossible to know whether or not God exists.

t. doesnt know science

*Feeds you gutter oil*

the prebooked uber.

thoughts on yanks lads

no. the only coffee i've ever had is powdered or commercially sold shit like seattle's best. occasionally ive ground up coffee beans myself, is that non-instant coffee? doesn't taste any different to me

>is there a term for the treating of science like a religion

don't understand how they can say they cease to be legal if banks will still swap them for new coins. that's the definition of legal tender

Do you really want to take that chance?

Ah yes... tea. A good tea. Griselda, if you wouldn't mind fetching the French Press from the topmost drawer? I do feel that teabags make one's brew into a beastly concoction, wouldn't you say?

Problem?

no way
invest in a good teapot and just make a big batch to pour and drink as you go

werid how im unironically considering drinking a few beers before calling for a doctors appointment

Well done cunt, you successfully made me angry. Shan't be responding to you anymore

filthy reprobates, useless on every level

We're not fucking Pakis, mate. We drink teabag tea here with milk and sugar. None of that poofta Asian shit.

how do you know its impossible?

lucky JEW bastard

Just look at the science for yourself

not sure if you replied to the wrong post

>impossible
Calm down.

I dont

*bites in a korma*

my science says its impossible to say whether its possible to know

>sugar
fuck off you bent cuckold fairy

>communist
>hates food lines
( ・◇・)?

weird how brits don't make any of their own tea and its all imported shite from china and india

I leave the tea-bag in.
What's wrong?

wrong
source:
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnosticism

love handegg, the american sport.

don't get this image

Never understood roll-on deodorant
Surely you're just going to get whatever filth you're coated in all over it

christopher hitchens > peter hitchens

lads the gf told me to eat her shit what do?

>milk
yes
>sugar
no

I remember seeing a video where some dude gives 10$ to someone with the sauce so he could dip his nuggets just on the sauce once

give us a bite

most people wash before putting deodorant on you rank filth-encrusted barnacle

I'm going down to Cowtown
The cows are friends to me

the first and third line disprove you

line for szechuan sauce

Are you serious?

Literally only women drink tea without sugar. Same for black tea.

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>christopher hitchens > peter hitchens

screeching intimidatingly at your shrunken testicles you absolute stinking paki vermin

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ghost adventures is fucking amazing

don't get obsessing about something you(general not you pacifically) don't like

You are both gay.
The proof is in the post.

sigh you people "ironically" rick and morty posting is even worse than people doing it unironically, you at least know better

uhhh suck m dick

>>christopher hitchens > peter hitchens

youtube.com/watch?v=NMq6xDHBKwQ

FUCKING CHAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>waiting eleven hours for some fucking sauce
Jesus fucking christ, so this is late stage capitalism

linking of loading up the ol crunchyroll, what should I watch lads?

you mean his dad gives the dude 10$
why not just buy szechuan sauce at the supermarket for less than that?

youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg

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Lads told my gf to fuck off what do

proof is in the pudding you single-ply lead poisoning, never pluck up the nerve to speak to me again

The guy on the right looks like he relatively sane and he is just there to exploit money out of the insane.

>>>christopher hitchens > peter hitchens

one piece

already done

because it's hilarious watching yanks spazzing out
youtu.be/0FEipgbhe-k

made it better

Planates

>>>>christopher hitchens > peter hitchens

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ky

Anime is sick and vile

Drifters