the million dollar sauce edition
/brit/
Yesterday, we were truly humbled by the amazing curiosity, passion, and energy this community showed to welcome back Szechuan Sauce – even if just for one day. Thank you, a million times over.
Between the costumes, the memes, and the cross-state travel, you, the fans, showed us what you got. And our super-limited batch, though well-intentioned, clearly wasn’t near enough to meet that demand.
“Not cool.”
We agree. So, we’re gonna make this right. In the last 24 hours, we’ve worked to open any portal necessary. And it worked.
Szechuan Sauce is coming back once again this winter. And instead of being one-day-only and limited to select restaurants, we’re bringing more – a lot more – so that any fan who’s willing to do whatever it takes for Szechuan Sauce will only have to ask it at a nearby McDonald’s.
We want to make this right. You’re some of the best fans in this, or any, dimension… and we plan to deliver on that promise as soon as possible. Stay tuned.
Ich habe mich in Sauerkraut verwandelt, Morty.
Bumm, große Enthüllung.
Ich bin Sauerkraut Rick!
how can brits claim to love tea so much when all they drink is from tea bags?
it's the equivalent of boasting about your love of coffee when you've only had instant coffee
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tea bags are superior you melt
the American serf
rick and morty sucks
fuck sake lad. at least fling some loose leaves into a french press
what is non instant coffee?
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loose leaves are a pain in the cunt and you get basically the same result
a-are you joking?
any /science/ man in
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haha
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>basically the same result
if you're a pleb who doesn't know any better sure
I'm naughty, not so nice
Someone who wants you dead
just prayed to science
doing a smelly runny exploding shit on the throne lads
So the £1 coins.... why?
yes psychology student here
its literally teraki sauce ffs yanks are thick
>China
>works hard for the party
>Selfless and loyal
>USA
>throws a fit and riots over some mcdonalds source
ahhhh yes, the virtues of capitalism
that one promotion aside, the pickle rick episode was actually the best of the season and pretty good by other seasons too
I'm an American give me attention
Impossible to know whether or not God exists.
t. doesnt know science
*Feeds you gutter oil*
the prebooked uber.
thoughts on yanks lads
no. the only coffee i've ever had is powdered or commercially sold shit like seattle's best. occasionally ive ground up coffee beans myself, is that non-instant coffee? doesn't taste any different to me
>is there a term for the treating of science like a religion
don't understand how they can say they cease to be legal if banks will still swap them for new coins. that's the definition of legal tender
Do you really want to take that chance?
Ah yes... tea. A good tea. Griselda, if you wouldn't mind fetching the French Press from the topmost drawer? I do feel that teabags make one's brew into a beastly concoction, wouldn't you say?
Problem?
no way
invest in a good teapot and just make a big batch to pour and drink as you go
werid how im unironically considering drinking a few beers before calling for a doctors appointment
Well done cunt, you successfully made me angry. Shan't be responding to you anymore
filthy reprobates, useless on every level
We're not fucking Pakis, mate. We drink teabag tea here with milk and sugar. None of that poofta Asian shit.
how do you know its impossible?
lucky JEW bastard
Just look at the science for yourself
not sure if you replied to the wrong post
>impossible
Calm down.
I dont
*bites in a korma*
my science says its impossible to say whether its possible to know
>sugar
fuck off you bent cuckold fairy
>communist
>hates food lines
( ・◇・)?
weird how brits don't make any of their own tea and its all imported shite from china and india
I leave the tea-bag in.
What's wrong?
wrong
source:
simple.wikipedia.org
love handegg, the american sport.
don't get this image
Never understood roll-on deodorant
Surely you're just going to get whatever filth you're coated in all over it
christopher hitchens > peter hitchens
lads the gf told me to eat her shit what do?
>milk
yes
>sugar
no
I remember seeing a video where some dude gives 10$ to someone with the sauce so he could dip his nuggets just on the sauce once
give us a bite
most people wash before putting deodorant on you rank filth-encrusted barnacle
I'm going down to Cowtown
The cows are friends to me
the first and third line disprove you
line for szechuan sauce
Are you serious?
Literally only women drink tea without sugar. Same for black tea.
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>christopher hitchens > peter hitchens
screeching intimidatingly at your shrunken testicles you absolute stinking paki vermin
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ghost adventures is fucking amazing
don't get obsessing about something you(general not you pacifically) don't like
You are both gay.
The proof is in the post.
sigh you people "ironically" rick and morty posting is even worse than people doing it unironically, you at least know better
uhhh suck m dick
>>christopher hitchens > peter hitchens
youtube.com
FUCKING CHAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>waiting eleven hours for some fucking sauce
Jesus fucking christ, so this is late stage capitalism
linking of loading up the ol crunchyroll, what should I watch lads?
you mean his dad gives the dude 10$
why not just buy szechuan sauce at the supermarket for less than that?
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Lads told my gf to fuck off what do
proof is in the pudding you single-ply lead poisoning, never pluck up the nerve to speak to me again
The guy on the right looks like he relatively sane and he is just there to exploit money out of the insane.
>>>christopher hitchens > peter hitchens
one piece
already done
because it's hilarious watching yanks spazzing out
youtu.be
made it better
Planates
>>>>christopher hitchens > peter hitchens
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ky
Anime is sick and vile
Drifters