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nightscape edition

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im not a gay dork
i am NOT NOT NOT

I CAN'T STAND IT FOR ANOTHER DAY
WHEN YOU LIVE SO MANY MILES AWAY
NOTHING HERE IS GONNA MAKE ME STAY
(YOU) TOOK ME OVER, LET ME FIND A WAY

I SOLD MY HOUSE I SOLD MY MOTOR, TOO
ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU
I'D ROB A BANK MAYBE STEAL A PLANE
YOU TOOK ME OVER, THINK I'M GOIN' INSANE

WHAT CAN I DO, ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU
WHAT CAN I DO, ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU

I'VE HAD A THOUSAND GIRLS OR MAYBE MORE
BUT I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE
BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COME OVER ME
YOU TOOK ME OVER, TAKE A LOOK AT ME

WHAT CAN I DO, ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU
WHAT CAN I DO, ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU

ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU
ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU
ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU

SO MANY TIMES I USED TO GIVE A SIGN
GOT THIS FEELING, GONNA LOSE MY MIND
WHEN ALL IT IS IS JUST A LOVE AFFAIR
YOU TOOK ME OVER BABY, TAKE ME THERE

WHAT CAN I DO ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU
WHAT CAN I DO ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU
WHAT CAN I DO ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU
WHAT CAN I DO ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU

ALL I WANT IS TO BE NEXT TO YOU. . .

plucking up the courage to say the n-word on an anonymous online forum

gay spotty cunt

anime

i am ugly short and old and balding and fat but i'm not gay just bi haha

don't do it

same just as a clarification im not attracted to men even at all really
sorry but ive had to hide this one too

imagine actually buying those shitty little cans of premixed drinks
major runt behaviour

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I preffer blue

shan't be accepting that apology either

so what

aesthetics

Grug no like muslam, grug think it terror ree..lijuhn

had half a bottle of vodka once and nothing happened to me (mixed)
took the rest of it by shots and nothing happened to me either

never giving into the spirits scam again

corr
imagine looking up at that gut while giving his willy a suck
wonder if he pays prossies like other disabled lads

Does saying n****r have the same consequences as in states?

niggor

i suppose well have to move on

wish I could see the runts faces drop whenever their freshly made thread goes unused

anime

Only intelligent people love Islam.

inb4 this half bottle was 30 CL LOL

In america you lose your career family and a lot of other stuff that neets don't have.
In britain they will also take you to jail.

detel this prototype

>CL

fuck off continentals

eviscerate yourself

mood: 1950s light orchestral music

youtube.com/watch?v=c5QX7UeUaMU

twat

nigger kike paki wog

>CL
ML please

Have quite edgy opinions on race 2bh

FUCK OFF UNDERAGE

what did she mean by this

pig ignorant

have a soft spot for 50s "mood music"
youtube.com/watch?v=V7BIpYgZ7lg

thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=2017

i dont really know actually

can tell underaged who don't drink spirits as they have never heard of CL before

>thereligionofpeace.com

hate this drip

nice videos when he actually goes up the building but apart from that I can't stand the cunt

coors light?

saw those new transgender hats on police

so ugly

monobrow hair has ingrown in one of my forehead spots again

I dont think this was the intention but it got me thinking about how odd it is to be able to grow a person inside you

Bought some ghost pepper sauce lads

hapens on my neck a lot, absolutely dire

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>Sweden

hate him because I'm jealous and I can't climb fences

i pretty much do not drink alcohol anymore, never much of a reason to and i hate drinking alone
t. totaller haha

you're literally an idiot if you think Islam is bad. amazed how stupid rorkes are...

what's /britlit/ reading today?

Britain loses hundreds of billions a year because of Irish tax evasion

new louis was a bit disappointing

it was perfectly fine but it's not anything I haven't seen before

standard.co.uk/news/crime/i-have-hiv-lol-hairdresser-infected-lovers-her-met-on-grindr-with-hiv-before-sending-chilling-texts-a3654291.html

lord jim joseph conrad

stole a few billion quid from the british exchequer waheyy

Louis theroux is overrated and grim

Heart of Darkness

just do your best and let allah decide the rest i say

as far as I understand the tranmission rates of hiv are still pretty low even in anal sex which is why not every single gay partier in the 80s got aids

>its a poor community ravaged by drugs episode

Heidegger: a Very Short Introduction
Mimesis: The Representation of Reality in Western Literature
Satyricon
Confessions
The Bible

lads!

there's a qt brown girl(not muslim) who works at a local market
i've gone in there four times to get their lunch special and she's always really nice
how do i flirt with her lads? i've never flirted before

some long boring thing about how non-european places that were wealthy and advanced in 1500 are shitholes today and how shitholes in 1500 are now alri outside europe or something
dont know what its called

what are rorkes wrong about?

brainlet wojack is a shitty meme now people overuse it

everything

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Bring her some flowers

This Szechuan sauce thing just reaffirms how moronic yanks are

>brainlet wojack is a shitty meme now people overuse it

me being held by gun on the right

youtube.com/watch?v=-xKM3mGt2pE&feature=youtu.be

gf on the right

seems a little weird

Gf is literally every single one of these except a feminist.

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wouldn't the proper grammar be take me on

want the old pound coins back

The trial continues.

any shakespeare lads in?

its so fucking draining i sometimes wish it would end

youtube.com/watch?v=KD7dC3rM1a4

quite like the new pound
can't stand the new notes though
I don't like how they feel

>Girls that take Zodiac sign seriously
>Girls that listen to Lana Del Rey
the gf

she hates girls that come under the 'omg piza is bae, feed me and let me nap' type and Feminist girls though

any TSUU lads in?

would take any of these hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

might having dinner with the so called "friend" tonight

vocaroo.com/i/s13nk6Jgl60N

*pssst*
hey man, I got the gear you need

>except a feminist
red flag

any self-respecting woman identifies as a feminist

HE SAY YOU BRADE RUNNAH

the £10 is nice because it isn't microscopic like the £5

I really really really want a zig-a-zig-ah

no

The imam isn't going to like this at all