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raindance edition

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Mum died from a cricket ball to the head lads

Tiddies

Sauce?

yeah mate

Tomato sauce m8, not ketchup

>tfw might've ended it with girl i've been seeing by calling her out on some stupid shit she did while drunk
>feels fine actually cuz even she previously agreed she's punching above her weight
so how many overs will england last lads?

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Based fucking pinkman

For me, it's this thread.

i prefer tittes to jews desu

Hate that thread
Love this thread
Simple as

bowl shorter cummins

You prefer a thread by a sheep shagger you cunt

this pitch is disgraceful

Shalln't be posting in an anti-semitic thread

Would you consider an ant standing on the top of of a blade of grass to be on the ground? No.

So why is a cricket ball that just touches the grass considered to be on the ground?

Its all about the picture mate. U lost

Literally can’t think of one good thing that’s come out of Australia

>trying to sell a pair of boots on gumtree
>this happens

>not taking that offer
how fucking insecure are you

>when old mate pulls out the bouncer repellent at the weekend cricket game

Sock guy did nothing wrong

I can name the best thing that came out of England.
Australia.

Why won't you give him your old dirty jocks?

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post what you're listening to m8s

weirded out tbqh

Me in pic

cause it lands so hard and heavy that it smooshes the grass and its so close to the ground then so it counts

TOPKEK

feel oof inc

Nah mate India

you must be over 18 to visit this websight.

see

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boys
should i have a shower or just put on more deodorant before i go out tonight
if i have a shower i might miss england losing

>he doesn't listen to gorillazkino

Reminds me of Crash Bandicoot’s woah

do nothing lad

put on the radio

deal with responsibilities during the tea break like the rest of us

>HAHA GREEN TEXT AND PURE PATRICIAN KINO LE BAINES HAHAH XD

there won't be a break for a while i imagine, and i have to go in about an hour

bloody good idea, cheers cobba

>rhyming Geedorah with leader
shygddt

t. reddit

reminder that any form of XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget

Is this match even worth watching?
I feel like it's gonna be a draw

worth watching for meme dismissals from that fat crack in the pitch

What sort of a madcunt goes out on a Monday night?

ball is moving in the air and off the pitch and englel are 1 wicket away from a collapse. worth a squizz lad

>I feel like

Not your personal blog

Annual leave.

gib milkies pls

enjoy your ban

Monday nights during uni were GOAT. A few places had $1 pots of the cheap, nasty house beer

>trying to make sure he can beat his wife

Australia says no Chappelli.

>trying to make sure he can beat his wife
HMMMMM

"Beat his wife"

What did Ian Chappell mean by this?

is chappell a kiwi lads?

Wife beating

>beat his wife

If Chappelli was a Kiwi he'd be Chappellu

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Is drinking pitchers of shitty beer a thing you do in your country?

jug

I wish I had gotten more free time during uni. Was interning and working simultaneously, so free nights were at a premium.

>tfw you apply for leave but it gets rejected because two departments say they need you desperately.

Oh well, at least it's nice to be wanted.

Not here in Blaxland

Is Michael Klinger the greatest Jewish cricketer of recent times? Why aren't Jews good at cricket?

they're called bowlers you absolute brainlets

>le inswinging yorker man

i fucked your mum

saggy tits

>groundsmen getting BTFO by the covers

Jews were actually too good at cricket for their own good. Why do you think it's called The Ashes?

absolute kek at the groundsman getting rekt by some plastic

Excellent blog m8, glad to get 2 updates for the price of one xDDD Looking forward to the next installment

got hit by a tarp a few hours ago lads

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The fuck mate?

>rekt
>kek

Has anyone got the Trivago webm?

fucking ell

OYYY VEEEEEYY LOOK AT THIS BLATANT ANTI SEMITISM

was starc's dismissal of Vince yesterday the biggest meme wicket of the series?

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You're welcome, I'll offer you some more >for free, I was literally paid for that blog.

Were you paid for the response?

Can't even remember it to be honest

not funny

found this in the fridge

good kek

What was behind it?

HMMMMMM

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Sup Forums pass, so yes

Will england survive?

a carrot

Kek

>ball of the summer
It's winter you daft bint

what time will this finish aest?