/nfl/ general - soyboys MVP edition

Raidniggers: Carr chokes yet again
PIT:meme on by pats
NE:Report: Burkhead avoids ACL tear, major issue
CAR:Jerry Richardson announces he's selling team
PIT:Report: Antonio Brown has partially torn calf
SF:Marquise Goodwin has another 100-yard game
LAR:Robert Woods catches six balls, TD in return
PIT:Le'Veon Bell goes for 165 total yards in loss
SF:Jimmy Garoppolo shreds Titans for 381 yards
SEA:Russell Wilson takes 7 sacks in horrific loss
PIT:Roethlisberger plays well but ends game w/INT
NE:Rob Gronkowski dominates in spectacular win
LAR:Gurley nets 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th TDs at SEA
NE:Rex Burkhead ruled out with left knee injury

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Bills playoffs

Jimmy

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>A folded card is better than Dak

>this ends the raiders meme

Bills Cowboys owl!

1 game at a time

Jokeland does not deserve a team, I am glad the Raiders are moving to Vegas.

if numerals Jaguars are winning the Super Bowl

He has that Alshon thing where it looks like his facemask is too small

Goodell has bribed Jerry to drop his shit, hasn't he? In exchange for Jerry not suing the league they're gonna give the Cowboys maximum refball to try and get them into the playoffs.

Ball security

At least wear these

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the 22nd best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the AFC Championship Game this upcoming season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 5 QB it isn't even debatable)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE he will put up 1,000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Chris Conley (can sometimes catch the ball when thrown directly between the numbers and no DBs are within 5 yards of him)
>Kareem Hunt (literally a Jamaal Charles clone without the injuries and fumbles)
>Tyreek Hill (fastest man in the NFL and also leading the league in the coveted beaten gfs/game statline)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>12th best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 LB corp
>Top 10 D-Line
>Top 10 O-Line consisting of:

>LT: Eric "MayMay Watt cucked by moi" Fisher
>LG: B. "no one actually knows about me" Witzmann
>C: Mitch "GOAT rookie Center" Morse
>RG: Laurent "I'm literally a fucking doctor too" Duvernay-Tardiff
>RT: M. "please don't bully me" Schwartz

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Kansas City Chiefs' AFCDG-win drought ends in 2017-2018

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

What are you looking at?

>AFC "North"
is there a more pathetic division?

>AYYY MY NUGGA BOSS WE DUB IT
>yeah, great revis but gtfo of my face

But any slow white QB can do that, since there are zero defenders in existence who expect a juke, they'll fall for it 100% of the time

It's funny because he can hold it whatever angle he wants. It's not magically aligned to the yard markers.

We can do this!

Chicago is in the NFC North

NFL IS FOR PUSSIES. SUPPORT WHITE ATHLETES IN THE NBA!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=NThtqNihPzw

Papa John's ref speaks

APOLOGIZE

This is 4th down, Raiders ball

>it reaffirmed how
>the call was based on my visual
is this a meme

How did Nick Foles make the Eagles D suck?

Defense was lacking in practice all weak. The Eagles D made the Eagles D suck

Iggles d had been sucking ass for weeks

that's how lawyers talk, idiot

A FUCKING CARD

also
>soyboys
>Raidniggers
t. Cuck

t. ultra mega cuck

You got your mercy flag, faggot
>gifted PI
>fucks it all with your shit qb ruining your season by spaghetting

GRONK is a 1rst ballot HOFer with that one.

t. Leaf

>sit through 5,000 obnxious soy based commercials every quarter of play
>can't afford a fucking laser level

Are we sure that card wasn't the check Jeruh paid him before the game lel

>1rst

>n-no dont call my shit teams names
Kys and go back

>His team doesn't have a 7rd ballot Hall of Greater

Who's your team bud?
>Inb4 pats

>two TDs called back
>call blatant PI that wouldn't have been a Crabtree TD otherwise

Both teams sucked but holy shit you're going nowhere with Dak.

...

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So we agree that the browns will win aga8nst the da burr. Right?

DEREK CARR WAS A FALSE PROPHET. JIMMY G IS THE TRUE SAVIOR OF BAY AREA FOOTBALL.

TYBJG

>Support wh*te athletes in the NBA
No thanks. I'd rather watch tennis.

that wasn't a gift. it was the right call. i am shocked that they actually called it though, the game was so rigged.

Team brady :^)
You mad raidnigger/soyboy?

youtu.be/ia54XEsuI_s

Not a first down, clearly rigged for Dallas

Not really because they're my 2nd team B^)

CELLS
INTERLINKED
UPON CELLS
INTERLINKED

spoiler: its actually gronk shitposting on Sup Forums with all his CTE

Based

If your team isn't pictured please stop talking about them because no one cares.

>raidniggers going full dindu complex mode despite getting the KC game handed to them

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this salt is too delicious fäm

WHO /RUNNING THE TABLE/ HERE? GREENGAY BANDWAGONERS NEED NOT REPLY

ZEKE BOUT TO FEAST

sports.theonion.com/tom-brady-admits-to-playing-with-matt-ryan-s-chip-on-sh-1820440640

My team is listed there but I'd rather see them tank at this point

Something seriously needs to be done about the Browns.

HOL UP
WE DEM BOYZ

yeah, let them keep losing

Blame your trash team from holding and pass interference from those td.

Next time dont be a bunch of undisplance niggers and maybe you get a meaningful season

bruh... look at this dude...

I didn't post at all during the game because I was at my girlfriend's sisters apartment, but I hope you guys know that that was a bullshit call and the Pats are going to get rolled and exposed hard next time as we'll have a healthy antonio AND haden

I'm impressed that the Seahawks have managed to evolve from locker room cancer to something even more potent. They probably give Chimpcinatti a run for their money at this point.

I'll be surprised if the Lions make it to the playoffs.

The league should spot them 3 games.

ok now what

Kek
>Chargers
2013-14 all over again

At this point I just want Malice at the Palace 2 Electric Boogaloo. Fucking faggots ruined the chance last week

>n-next time i swear
Lmaoing at your cuck life

you didn't post because your team lost and you were crying

Help can only be given to those who want it

>implying that wasn't an awful spot to begin with and Garrett wouldn't have challenged, get an overhead camera view, and prove Dak went over the line during the initial over the line try at reaching the ball over

Same shit happened this year during the Packers Cowboys game when the camera showed Zeke converted a 4th down by reaching the ball beyond the line in mid air.

It's been 47 years since my team has won a superbowl

>sending 2 teams to the playoffs in consecutive years
>AFC EAST s-s-sucks t-though

Same

My team has never won a Super Bowl, and I feel like the vikes are going to get cucked in the division title

wait till you see the... oh nononono

AAHAHHAHAHAHAHQHAAHA

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

When will that meme end? People don't want to admit that their team would get ass blasted by the Pats twice a year, too.

The AFCE is shit though, you retarded 3rd worlder. Get off your compaq computer before it makes the electricity in your shack shut off.

Okay

>playoffs clinched
good feel

>Team has never won an Owl

My dad was was 5 when my team last won a superbowl in 1970

ok, now what

>we

Imagine getting two free wins just because you're in the same division as them.

i saw all five of my favorite player's super bowl victories and can remember each one

We need big changes in the coaching. It's not just Carroll; there's no discipline coming from anywhere on this staff.

This team has been lurching along from year to year since 2015, hopefully 9-7 and missing the playoffs serves as some kind of wake-up call for the FO.

The patriots have more superbowl wins than my team has all time playoff wins

My grandad tells me and my wife's son of the last Super Bowl my team won, back in 1960

If the AFC East is shit, the rest of the AFC is an abortion.

Superbowl weren't a thing in 1960

same massive fucking patriots nuthugger

Are you okay?

he said the Iggles wouldn't win another game yesterday

The AFCE is just above the AFCS is general shitness over the years

tell me the secrets of two second post cooldowns