WTF I didn't know there were TITS in this movie this is my favorite movie now

WTF I didn't know there were TITS in this movie this is my favorite movie now

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50 shades is kino

why can't white women just watch some bdsm porn instead of paying for the tickets to see a shit movie without any nudity?

Reminder that this Kino is the liberal equivalent of Cinderella.

TITS?

fuck off with your shitty meme

This movie reminds of the type of movies you would see on Showcase in the mid to late 90's

The more women understand that they love sex, the more they see that all their lives revolve around harmless fun and men trying to please them, the more they see that they will never fulfill their fantasy of being harmless, devoted, less self absorbed.
The gist of it is that women are hedonist, like anybody else, and as any hedonists, they love to think they are moral, so that they can justify their hedonism [men justify it by saying they worked hard to get their comfy life, but women do not need to work hard to get this, so they claim that a good woman is a woman who try to get a comfy life to minorities [not ugly men, nor poor men though] ].
For a woman, This starts with trying to be intimate with her favorite provider, until she sees, by herself, her friends and her mom, that men are disposable dildoes and wallets. Then she tries with children, which works for most women, but a few women still enjoy being libertines after their pregnancy. It is after years of menopause that the sex part of their life decrease enough to leave room to some ''ascetism'' like normies call it, along an altruism [still deluded], with still lingering how life was nice and buzzy when she spread her legs when she was 20.

seek help

he's not wrong though.

Because the guy in porn looks like redneck. Also you need to understand, it is not the BDSM per se that they crave. It is the fact that they are being manhandled by a handsome rich and young white guy, an escapism of horrible tepid sex with their useless husband/bf

bump

There's millions of movies with tits, some are actually good. Why not watch one of them instead?

Are there women do not like this film?

how come there was so much hubub when the first movie came out but theres total silence for this one

women are still recovering from the first one

kill yourself

are you sure you're old enough to post here?

Movie with tits is like porn with plot

He's 100% correct.

You have no fucking idea what youre talking about.

Women LOVE sex with young attractive and powerful (rich) men. Women arent attracted to visual stimuli, but the inherent status/looks represented by men.

When people say 50SOG is porn for women, its meant LITERALLY.

50 shades of grey is LITERALLY pornography for women.

>women love sex with young attractive men
>women aren't attracted to visual stimuli
You sound like a confused woman.

that "hubub" is called paid advertising

>Women arent attracted to visual stimuli

Yes, they are. It's just not the be-all and end-all.

>Women arent attracted to visual stimuli

This might be the most autistic thing ever written. The notion that men are more visual than women and place greater emphasis on female looks is a trite and self-evident observation, but women most certainly value looks a great deal. If this weren't the case, the CEO of Exxon Mobil would be the biggest sex symbol in the world, not Ryan Gosling, an extremely good lucking actor with considerably less money and power.

>50 shades of grey is LITERALLY pornography for women.

Yes, so is Xart and Kink.com. So are all those romance novels with buff hunks on the covers.

The sex part isn't why women like 50 shades. Let's review:

A handsome, young billionaire who doesn't really seem to ever do any actual work sweeps a homely, awkward girl off her feet. He's handsome and smooth enough that he'd be a catch even as a bank teller, but no. He's built some vague enterprise that's very impressive to everyone, but fortunately for you doesn't require much more from him than dominating people in meetings and maybe rubbing his temples from stress.

Once flirtation starts, boy is it on. You get instantly banged right into a world of helicopters, designer clothing, gorgeous prime real estate. No more stumbling around, you've got nothing but space and luxury to cook him breakfast and drive yourself home in your brand new car. There's no expectation that comes with this. He's so ridiculously into you that the only person with a shot at calling this off is you.

And boy is he into you. Raw, animalistic passion for your flesh, because you are so profoundly desirable to him. It's purely physical, but, even though he's experienced, he's never experienced real love, and beneath the raging sexual desire he has for you there's a glimmer of real love that frightens and compels him. Could you tame the desires of your handsome billionaire gentleman or live in peace with total luxury and a brilliant male model who needs to devour your hotness?

The actual sex is like 1/10 of the fantasy in 50 Shades. It's a very materialistic dream and more lifestyle porn than anything else.

You're oversimplifying something that's actually a lot more complicated. Women are more holistic than men when it comes to what they find sexy. Guys are pretty visual and are much more consistent with what they find attractive.

Women consider more things than just the visual. I'm not sure if they feel desire differently than men do, but it's a combination of a lot of things for them. Oddly enough you're making women sound like they're simple because they aren't more like guys, who actually are generally pretty shallow when it comes to what they find attractive.

why are women so obsessed with materialism though, as long as I have enough money to eat I feel satisfied

>upscaling a photo for use on a banner with those sharp fonts

what a fucking retard.

>Guys are pretty visual and are much more consistent with what they find attractive.
No men just have a wider range, they like any race, any height, any weight, small or well endowed, rich or poor, men just generally love women.

Females have a much more narrow but consistent taste of what they find attractive, it's tall and strong looking, dominating personality and a wealth of money/social influence.

I don't understand how people enjoy kink dot com.
I mean blacked I get it, Kino aesthetic.
But kink is just sad, how can anyone get off on degrading women to that level. I hate women as much as the next guy, a bit of choking sure, but "play" torture?
Pretty degenerate.

Nice opinion, but you're factually incorrect.

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what about BUTTHOLE?

Both sexes are focused on materialism. Look at Kanye West, or Tom Cruise, or Donald Trump. 50 Shades of Grey isn't a universal fantasy among women. Lifestyle porn always has its fans. A big part of Wolf of Wall Street played into it; it's something a lot of people like.

you ain't most people, chum

it's always the same old shit:

Q: why are jews so greedy? A: they're human
Q: why are blacks so violent? A: they're human
Q: why are women so shallow? A: they're human
Q: why is X group all have a negative human trait? A: you're too fucking stupid to realize that all human beings have the same negative human traits. We all kill, rape, are bigoted, selfish, angry, violent, duplicitous, cowardly, and hypocritical.

It's who we are as a species.

My sister was crazy about this book, but now ever since Suicide Squad all she does is read weird-ass smut heavy fanfics about the Joker and Harley Quinn.

Once i read one of them and boy, what the fuck, man.

You niggas are trying to argue with r9k crossposters, just let it be.

Let her become a roastie, let her embrace her true self

This is very well written, sir. Are you an English major by any chance? I've taken English/Lit classes in college, and can't write half as good as that.

Thanks! And no, I went to music conservatory.

>r9k as an insult
>posting on Sup Forums on a high horse

You have the same situation with Rory and logan, but without the sex.

Kind of OT, but since you guys brought up women and porn, I think I know what's going to be the next big thing with women. It's called Hotshot Hookup. It's a series by Evil Angel.

The genius of it is that it's basically FacialAbuse (with vomit-inducing deep throats and all) except Jezebel readers don't have to feel guilty about masturbating to it. It will be popular for the same reason James Dean is. The guy who stars in it is named Bryan Gozzling. He's good looking and judging by his Twitter, he portrays himself as sort of understanding non-judgmental guy who respects women and opposes misogyny (probably 75-100% bullshit), the exact opposite of the dudes from FacialAbuse. The videos also hugely play up the Daddy/Daughter theme with the girls in the video wearing bright colored clothes that you would expect to see on a young girl, often with pigtails or big lollipops. This guy also has all these porn chicks referring him as "Daddy" on his Twitter, which is part of his gimmick.

I'm not really saying any of this in a negative or positive way. It doesn't bother me that women like stuff like this. I like it, too. It's just that I find it sort of funny that I've cracked the pattern of what type of porn will take off with them, and it's so simple. Basically all you do is take the sort of stuff you'd guess women might be secretly into but is still sort of taboo (s&m, rape, daddy/daughter stuff, etc.) and class it up a bit, pick better looking actors, have better quality productions thus removing the sleazeball vibe, etc., and have the actors involved adopt a female friendly, quasi-feminist persona on social media. In other words, take the dark, chthonic forces undergirding female sexuality and put them in an artsy, pro-women, non-judgmental package. Instant hit with the broad-hipped and short-legged race.

The enxt big kino is the sotry of a female teacher who choose to be fucked by a student.
Celeste Price is an eighth-grade English teacher in suburban Tampa. She's undeniably attractive. She drives a red Corvette with tinted windows. Her husband, Ford, is rich, square-jawed, and devoted to her.

But Celeste's devotion lies elsewhere. She has a singular sexual obsession—fourteen-year-old boys. Celeste pursues her craving with sociopathic meticulousness and forethought; her sole purpose in becoming a teacher is to fulfill her passion and provide her access to her compulsion. As the novel opens, fall semester at Jefferson Jr. High is beginning.

In mere weeks, Celeste has chosen and lured the lusciously naive Jack Patrick into her web. Jack is enthralled and in awe of his teacher, and, most important, willing to accept Celeste's terms for a secret relationship—car rides after school; rendezvous at Jack's house while his single father works late; body-slamming encounters in Celeste's empty classroom between periods.

Ever mindful of the danger—the perpetual risk of exposure, Jack's father's own attraction to her, and the ticking clock as Jack leaves innocent boyhood behind—the hyperbolically insatiable Celeste bypasses each hurdle with swift thinking and shameless determination, even when the solutions involve greater misdeeds than the affair itself. In slaking her sexual thirst, Celeste Price is remorseless and deviously free of hesitation, a monstress driven by pure motivation. She deceives everyone, and cares nothing for anyone or anything but her own pleasure.

With crackling, rampantly unadulterated prose, Tampa is a grand, uncompromising, seriocomic examination of want and a scorching literary debut. (less)

And some do it disproportionately more, within subcultures that celebrate it. Our brains are capable of pattern recognition, sorry about that.

i recognize that slut

nice dubs any newfag can see you're an evil angel shill, this is a christian board

op here. i was drunk last night and this movie was on tv, and i saw the tits so I made this thread. the girl who plays anna in this movie is hot, that's why I was happy to see her breasts.

i turned this movie off 20 minutes later and started watching Terminator 3. Then I passed out and here we are.

oh and when I woke up some movie starring mathew perry and chris farley was on, i only caught the last half hour but it was funny.

lol Rory.

Grow up.

>as any hedonists they love to think they are moral
Objectively false

Women want everything. Bottomless pits.

desu this movies is a prolonged Audi commercial

>Blacked I get

Most women I've talked to think this movie is a cringeworthy attempt to romantize an abusive relationship

Niggers and Jews aren't human

you know there's videos of guys getting fucked in the ass with strap ons by women on kinked to you know

And they still like it.

I don't like it or the books. Just found both really boring and it borders along the abusive relationship line

all the girls (and boys) at my uni were so naive and were just trying to fit in with their social media bullshit. I know I was 5 years older than them but common. How can you be that dependent on others. And then I stopped my uni course. It was only 400€ thank god. first year is a fucking hell. thanks for listening to my blog

should have finished the course m8

They really don't

>you have no idea what you are talking about
>listen to my armchair psy instead

>and more lifestyle porn than anything else.
there should be a Pulitzer Prize for chan postings

>wearing bright colored clothes
>with pigtails or big lollipops
so basically Max Hardcore.

>We all kill, rape, are bigoted, selfish, angry, violent, duplicitous, cowardly, and hypocritical.
Speak for yourself nigger. I'm white and have never done any of those things.

POST THE TITS

You're dumb.

>this entire post

Do the people that watch this shit jot know porn exists and specifically explicit BDSM porn?

Hell, the average Kink video is probably ten times better written and acted than this shit.

/ss/ kino
NICE

Are you really that stupid?

Of course they know that porn exists, but soccer moms don't want to watch porn because it's not socially acceptable, so instead they choose porn that parades as a romance novel. It gives them the illusion that it's different.

Of course, as a previous poster said, this book/movie offers "lifestyle porn" which gives a certain pleasure that isn't available in traditional porn.

The cinematography on X-Art is better than most Hollywood films.

Oh yeah.

I guess I should ask, is this socially acceptable film a gateway drug to those porn sites.

Also still maintain that Kink vids are better written and acted.

funny how you don't mention white people

>Alica Nutting

nice quads btw

Almost Heroes. Fun movie.

Is Violet Monroe putting on weight to keep looking like Sophie Turner?

>amerifats think rated r movies about sex won't have titties because they are afraid of them

sjw maxhardcore

More like "50 Shades of Kino"

When did this board become so fucking lame?

Considering the vastly female audience for the book I thought there was a huge emphasis on female nudity in this movie

I wasn't complaining,I just thought it was a strange decision, I thought there'd be cocks everywhere

>It's a very materialistic dream and more lifestyle porn than anything else

typically for white millennial women. they know their generation's prospects are all but non-existent, and they know that the white race is on it sway out, so they shack up with rich "daddies" in the boomer/gen-x master races, or young successful brown men