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IMAGINE

VISUALIZE

i know its against the maymay but she has a rockin mom bod

would get me diamonds seeing her strip tease

still would, honestly

and so would Arnie given he impregnated his goblin-ass spic maid

All memes aside, I think she is a beautiful woman.

obligatory:

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

This never gets old

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jamie lee curtis looks like *THAT*????

Best tier body but 2/10 face..

Just think critically for one minute

Imagínate ser Pablo en esa foto y tener que estar como "maldición,
Chloe Moretz, estás muy buena, toda sexy con tu cuerpo de refrigerador
y horrible cara rechoncha. De verdad tendría sexo contigo." cuando
todo lo que quiere hacer es tirarse a otra latina de 16 en el vestidor
de Chloe. En serio imagínate tener que ser ese chico mexicano y no
solo abrir esa puerta mientras Chloe Grace Moretz luce su asqueroso
cuerpo frente a ti, la luz del sol revelando sus pezones perforados y
pata de camello, y solo pararte ahí, una y otra vez, mientras ella se
abre paso lentamente fuera de su auto. No solo tener que tolerar su
monstruosa puta vagina sino su actitud arrogante mientras todos en el
lugar le dicen que TODAVÍA LO TIENE y MALDICIÓN, ¿CHLOE GRACE MORETZ
SE VE *ASÍ*? porque ellos no son os que tienen que pararse ahí y
observar su rechoncha puta cara de michelin colocada flácida y sosa en
su asqueroso cuerpo de refrigerador. Te has estado tirando nada más
que una saludable dieta de latinas firmes y morenas y después
presuntas víctimas de violación del cartel por TODA TU CARRERA
saliendo de los barrios bajos en México. Nunca antes has visto algo
tan jodidamente asqueroso, y ahora juras que puedes probar el sudor
que está saliendo de su mal proporcionado culo mientras se lo abren
esos mal ajustados pantalones deportivos, engreidamente confiada en
que disfrutas la oportunidad de que te paguen por pararte ahí y
deleitarde de su belleza "estatuesca (pues así es como se describe a
sí misma)", la belleza por la que trabajó tan duro 7 días a la semana
en los meses anteriores. Y entonces ella pide abrir otra puerta, y
sabes que podrías matar a cada persona en este estacionamento antes
que su seguridad pudiera derribarte, pero te sientas ahí y aguantas,
porque eres un puto chico mexicano. No vas a perder tu futura carrera
de chofer por esto. Solo aguanta. Asquea la cara y aguanta.

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ACTIVIA

You will never have a stronk amazon wife milk every drop of cum from your dick.

I would fuck this

She's not unattractive. Her weird contortionist tier face ruins it sometimes but overal she had a tight body for a long time.

Meme aside, does Pablo still have the job? Kinda sad if this photo got him fired.

this thread makes me sad because bill paxton was in this movie and his death is still so shocking

>tight body
Literally. Her skin is pulled tight against her muscle.

They had to interrupt filming several times because Arnold had a raging boner.

How do you call that line from her tits to her pussy?
It's not a sixpack.

ass like a 10 year old boy

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Despite the body, chances are she's a pseudo-hermanphordite and basically a man.

Now she does commercials for yogurt that makes you shit.

ts called her stomach muscles you foreign filth.

see

What is this expression supposed to mean?

I guess it was supposed to be Arnie's character incognito and getting turned on, but it reminds me more of the IMAGINE copypasta where he's all "just grit your teeth and bear it, it's all part of the job".

nice night for a walk

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I don't think she can count as successor since they started with SCORE around the same time.

They're also rather different types of porn stars. Angela is immensely driven and goes to great lengths to promote herself everywhere. She is a workaholic.

Gianna was a laid back pot head mega slut. That's why she started to fade when social media began to dominate the porn landscape. She's also not that great at cam shows (although she's gotten better over the years). She likes to actually get fucked.

Angela is more of a successor to Danni Ashe than Gianna.

the fuck is that?

No idea. What the hell is this entire scene in general?

i thought this was something made by sam hyde for a second.

Its the telescope

I've read this dozens of times but for some reason i started laughing uncontrollably in my NEET chair and I literally shit my pants. Poop shot out of my asshole and I'm currently laying in the pile.

yes but why is it circled?

neat

He's watching his wife strip for who she believes is another man iirc

Yeah wouldn't that really bother him?

Is that why he looks pissed off?

Look, her body is fucking awesome, it's just that androgynous [sic] face of hers, has that Germanic toughness to it.

source?

EH

Did you just conquer your autistic non-ability to read faces?