ITT: we laugh at england

ITT: we laugh at england

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>has a cuckstamp

It's England AND Wales actually sweetie

>a FUCKING tricolour

don't even know what this country is and won't bother trying to find out

fuck off Alf,

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

Hehehehehehheehehehehehehehehhe

*inhale's Sandy air*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yfw you make 403 and lose by an innings

But you basically are England

And a bunch of Irish retards got killed for independence but everybody still knows you're their bitch. We're on the other side of the world doing what we want

Did they get BTFO in paki-paddle again?

Lol this alphas change beta oceania

Oh fuck yeah, mightily

What was the score, my kiwi friend

England batted twice and scored 40 less runs than Australia who only batted once.

I don't understand wtf you just said, just tell us what do we have to greentext

youtu.be/woHXfbwvvCY

>england btfo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>The Hometeamwinslol-shes

Australia went first and scored umpteen runs, England went second and scored less, went again, and still couldn't tie/beat them in 10 outs

>A cuckstamp replied to me

america defeated the british, australia was abandoned by them

what happened?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashes

Pretty much any other country could have have posted that but it had to be ((you))

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>When your banter's so on point they try to kill you in a plane crash

Is this a joke? England are, on balance, the most relevant nation in the footballing world. Even if you ignore the fact that the English league is the richest, most exciting and most watched in football history, a single look at our national team screams relevance.

Harry Kane is arguably the most famous and popular player in the world outside of Messi and Ronaldo. The ONLY reason Kane doesn't sell more shirts than Messi is that the Chinese alphabet needs 50 characters to mimic the 'Ane' sound, so it is too expensive, where Messi needs only 2 characters. If it wasn't for this Kane shirts would sell millions in China.

Players like Delle Ali, Rubbing Loftus Cheek (his nickname is Rubbing because he is like a magical genie from a lamp someome rubbed when he touches the ball), Scott Dann and Raheem Sterling are the most exciting young players in the world. They are the people that give hope to those who worry about an era without Messi and Ronaldo. Hope is relevance.

The English national team is instantly recognisable. Even if you replaced every England player with a dark black shadow (like france are doing wahaayyy) and made them play naked, they would be instantly recognised, due to the unique, diagonal attacking playstyle that has contributed to our success in the last 10 years when we have gotten to the point of being the team with the best chance of winning the world cup in 2018.

Also we invented the sport. England are and will always be relevant.

kek'd

nobody cares about wogball

Its not nice to laugh at musli- I mean, british people

>Whiter than you, Mohummed

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jo jart

Haha