/hoc/

COL:Erik Johnson gets two-game suspension
VAN:Brock Boeser leaves game with foot injury
WPG:Connor Hellebuyck snags 24-save shutout
VGK:Malcolm Subban to start Sunday vs. FLA
SJ:Logan Couture (head) won't play Monday night
NJ:Kyle Palmieri (foot) is set to return Monday
NJ:Taylor Hall (knee) will rejoin Devils Monday
MIN:Wild will get Jared Spurgeon back on Sunday
TOR:Nikita Zaitsev on IR with a lower-body injury
STL:Blues take Alex Pietrangelo off the IR list
NAS:Kevin Fiala extends point streak to 7 games
TB:Kucherov scores 23rd goal of the season

/cric/ > /hoc/ tbqh

Give me one reason not to kill myself /hoc/

posts like need to be ridiculed.

Learn to enjoy life senpai

me too thanks

There are 24 year adult canadians who have never seen a canadian cup winner

Bread wahs!

Oh so the aggressive Canadian guy was a suicide poster

Hi

you are not ausfailian

No Finnish mongol has ever seen Finland win Olympic gold in the only sport they care about

Is the Hockey skate coach dude here? I actually went again last weekend.

There are 50+ year old leafs fans who have never seen their beloved team win a cup

Good, fuck every other canadian team. If the leafs don’t win I don’t care

>laffs

Good image

shh, you'll feel better in the morning

We have won more olympic bronze medals than Kanada

>Finns will never know the feeling of watching the greatest hockey player in the modern era score the game winning goal in overtime on home ice against their biggest rival in the Olympic gold medal game

Jonesy
Caitlin

POWER GAP

Wyatt
Jen
Nikki

POWER GAP

Jude

I got faith we will one day

...

THAT WAS A TERRIBLE FEEELING

I've got faith of the heart

...

>sometimes still hear crosby shouting "iggy" when looking at that corner in canada hokkei place

>Boeser posting is over
JUST

Jen is grade A waifu material you plebeian

You guys injured our Couture. Why do Sharks and Canucks catch all the bad breaks?

Thats what you get for shitposting about a certain player.

Big brainiac league is about to start

Mmaybe Jake will get hot and we can revive apology posting

canada didn't medal when gretzky played

>I rate Jen

the canada cup was the main international hokkei tournament for pros back then.

fite me

I gotta say, out of all the NHL teams that have red jerseys the Capitals are the worst.

Jen had an irritating voice and nagged all the time

Caitlin was the superior waifu and that's a fact.

For me, it's Rendez-vous '87

>who is Jesse Puljujärvi

2022

incorrect.

red wings
caps
coyotes
POWER GAP
sens
habs
panthers
devils
hurricanes
blackhawks
POWER GAP
flames

Just lol if you think NHL is ever going to another olympics

>thinking poopoopeepee is going to be an NHL player by then

She always came off as too ditzy for me. Seemed too superficial.

The caps having better sweaters than the Blackhawks, Habs, and Flames? Are you on some sort of drug

If Yung Nuge don't trust ya imma shoot ya

wew

1993

>unironically defending this
let me guess, you think the predators have good jerseys and miss the old coyotes logo

And only one of them is still in Edmonton. Makes you think.

You forgot the avs
And you forgot any taste

I guess it's technically red. they can go in after the yotes

Great jerseys in that pic you posted. I'm not a fan of the old coytes logo and the preds jerseys

this triple-layered stripes meme has to die. it's a jersey, not a tricolor.
and black on red is a bad idea

Black on red is great though.

Goodnight /hoc/

Black on red is fine honestly

fine for a circus clown

*breaks foot*

*sip*

what do you mean by this

Is this the age of Pulju kino?

*sip*

Yeah keep posting about him see how well it worked out for Vancouver

>Implying anything worked out for Hongcouver since they were conceived

>tfw enjoying vancouver's misfortunes because it distracts me from my teams misfortunes

BONAQUA LOL

HAHA WOJAKPOSTING HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>flames the worst
delete this post and then yourself

thanks in advance

Wow great original meme, wojak posting guy. Got a preview of your next ingenious innovation for us?

me no like you make fun

bad meme

...

Hes basically confirmed a bust now right?

Can you guys say something nice about Vasilevskiy and his kitty?

No

rude

Sorry.

he's not finnish

Just woke up

vitun ryssä

Go vote for Bulju

>wakes up and first thing he does is post on a lithuanian sand art depository
lol

I saw Erik Karlsson at a grocery store in Ottawa yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Kex bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Melnyk infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Preds are the truest chads of the NHL

>mad
>at rising from slumber

>couldn't even take shitsburgh to game 7 double OT
I don't think so buddy.

>And your 2018/2019 IIHF U20 World Junior Champions are...

>NHL not going to the Olympics, which means Canada and USA are strongly nerfed
>Ruskies banned
If Scandinavia/Finland doesn't win this time, they're banned from /hoc/ forever.

Russians arent banned. They still have the hockey team.

Russia is not banned they just wont be called "Russia"

Team olympic athelete will win gold. Fuck sweden fuck finland

Why arent the Swedes banned from hockey? They got caught doping last olympics

It's a political powermove

The Preds let Sidney have his last because they knew of the upcoming dynasty of FInns

...

Why is a team of Russians even allowed at the olympics? "Olympic atheletes from Russia" didnt Qualify for the games.
What a horseshit move to keep Russian money funnelling into the IIHF

chek’d

>Couture out