Alan! Get out of my house!

Alan! Get out of my house!

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you forgot the lol. thread ruined before it could go, nice job jackass

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Is Charlie Sheen supposed to be attractive? His character implies that what's were supposed to think, but his face say otherwise.

i forgot that he was still kind of cute in 2003

charlie sheens entire career implies hes attractive, from heart throb roles to fucking every woman in north america, the consensus was in

i want more charlie being drunk episodes

Good thread, OP. Last one I'll see before going to bed at 5 AM after sexting with a trans girl for hours and feeling barely any regret about it knowing that when I wake up I will remember what I did and think "what would my friends think if they knew I did this? What would my future potential wife think? What would my ex-gf think?".

>it's a Charly is drunk and plays a history quiz against Jake episode

charlie sheen isnt an ugly man, but hes not 10/10 either, what he was, at least throughout the 80's and 90's was charming and charismatic, and chics dig that. he was like the rock, but smaller and white. on top of that he had loads of monies and chics also dig that

Pics?

>Not routinely using barely passable traps just because you let it become a habit and can barely cum anymore wihtout doing so.

Pleb.

I can no longer discriminate between sincere and ironic posting.

Time to leave Sup Forums.

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Say that to my face not online and see what happens.

I had a dream where me and Katty Perry were stuck on the mud near the house i grew up, i was wearing a military uniform and she was wearing a black wedding dress.

There was no rain nor wind and we were slowly making our way on the mud we talked a bit trying to not rise our voices so the bears would no hear us we were carefullto not destroy our attires seemingly we were both rushing to the same place, there was an appoinment and it needed both of us, at one point i started to sink and feel someone throwing books to my back, for some reason i could not do anything but laugh about it Katy Perry tried to help me but her hand was water and tears that clashed with my laughter.

I kept going down and down and she peeked on the hole of mud i was slowly fading into she asked if she should try to get in "to make the mass inverse" so both of us would rise from it and get to the event. She jumped in.

I awakened, it was the first time i had dreamed in over 2 years and i haven't heard a single track from her aside from that one about lesbianism or whatever.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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>men crossing their legs like a woman

Young Charlie Sheen is a 10/10, m8. What are you going on about?

Older Charlie is a 7-8/10 but has so much charisma that he easily breaks the rating system. GOAT sitcom actor.

HIV Charlie is a 5/10

It's comfortable, fuck you.

If you sit like that you're telling the world you're a faggot.

I'll have you know I am happily married and me and my wife's son sit with our legs crossed all the time.

I still think the first, and maybe the second season were pretty funny.

Jake was still young, Alan was more desperately hopeless and Charlie was still alive.

I know they killed him off and replaced him with Ashton, but how exactly was this transition handled?

Did they just kill Charlie off-screen? Do they still live in Charlies house? How does that work?

Is this anybody else guilty pleasure show? It's fun to just leave on in the background while your relaxing or doing shit.

I want to see Tracer creampied

>i could not do anything but laugh about it Katy Perry tried to help me but her hand was water and tears that clashed with my laughter.
KINO
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>show

Charlie is murdered by Rose off-screen (she pushes him in front of an oncoming train) and Alan inherits everything

Unfortunately it turns out the house is heavily mortgaged and Alan inheriting Charlie's shit somehow makes him poorer because reasons, so he puts the house up for sale

Then a tech billionaire (Ashton Kutcher's character) tries to kill himself in the beach, Alan saves him and Ashton buys the house and lets Alan live in it "untill he can find a new place" and they become friends

I mean it's not the worst show ever but it's definitely not good, I only watched it because it was the best thing on TV during that timeslot when I was a security guard doing fuck all

Has he been punching jars of candy?

>Charlie is murdered by Rose off-screen
Really? They pinned it on fucking Rose? She was always played of as a little wacky in the show but never directly psychopathic. What a weird way to write her out.

>Alan inherits everything
I don't know much about American law, but wouldn't everything he owns go to his mother? Wouldn't she be his next of kin if a guy with no wife and no children died? Not his brother?

>Alan inheriting Charlie's shit somehow makes him poorer
What. The big thing Charlie had going for him was the fact that he essentially never needed to worry about money because he'd found an incredibly specific niche that required little to no work. How the fuck did they justify this? Even if Alan somehow inherited Charlies unknown but massive debt, isn't it technically impossible to inherit someone's debt?

>Ashton buys the house and lets Alan live in it "untill he can find a new place"
That's the fucking flimsiest shit I've ever heard.

How does the comedy still work? Like how can one of these shows even be funny when they literally kill the main character and have a very prominent side-character (Rose) be the murderer?

How can they still even attempt to draw comedic situations out of this?

>She was always played of as a little wacky in the show but never directly psychopathic.

meeeeen

She wasn't though. She was a stalker and a jealous girlfriend but she never showed signs of or threatened with violence.

It's a million miles out of character that she'd push Charlie in front of a train.

is charlie still with his waifu?

It's not too much of a stretch that a jealous stalker will eventually become violent or even a murderer.

Rose basically became
>ENOUGH

Maybe if you squint at it you could reach a somewhat acceptable conclusion. I just don't buy it because Charlie showed complete indifference to Rose for what, half-a-dozen seasons, and she never showed any signs of having any real problem with it.

It just felt like such a weird transition for the character.

Maybe it's like said. Maybe she just finally snapped.

>It just felt like such a weird transition for the character.
Well, I don't think they planned for Charlie Sheen to go all in on tiger blood and angel porn stars.

>she never showed signs of or threatened with violence
She glued his balls to his legs.

True. But when the actor dies, goes insane, has a breakdown or eats enough shrooms to start a marry princes Peach, shows tend to end. Not replace.

Still, based on the fact that Ashton managed to extend the show's lifetime by 80 episodes I guess it worked out for them.

>2008
>laying on your bed with your laptop shitposting on Sup Forums and watching classic youtube while two and a half men plays idly on your crt in the background

You have to be a dad-type to do it

Rose and Charlie got married, Charlie fucked around on her in Paris on their honeymoon, Charlie died a grisly "accidental" death.

As for inheriting debt, you can if you are the executor of an estate while not being named in a will I believe. I'm not sure if that's how it works but I still think there are ways that you can be held liable for a dead persons debt.

But that was just a ruse by Rose. In reality she went all Jamie Gumb on Charlie and kept him in a hole in her basement.
He escaped and threw Walden and Alan and their adopted son out, and was crushed by a piano.

Didn't Charlie sheen rape Corey Haim?

Yeah, but who didn't?

Corey Feldman was too scared to

>mhheeennnnn

I can unironically enjoy some of the earlier episodes when Jake was still little. Some funny moments in there.

Later on though it's just awful. And jesus Christ after Charlie is gone it turns into a complete shitshow. I don't understand how anyone OK'd that shit with Ashton Kutcher and the character of Walden.
Literally the ONLY thing that had any hope in regards to that character was the arc with Kate, where he pretends to be poor to find a girl that likes him for who he is. She was pretty cute and they were nice together.

All the rest was complete garbage, especially the "hey alan let's adopt a black baby and be gay daddies" part

young Charlie Sheen was pretty good looking, so was his father

As I got older and became a drunk, this is what I wanted.
Being a rich drunk that gets all the women was something to look up to.

you haven't seen hot shots 2? wtf man.

At least it wasn't as bad as TBBT.

You don't have to be super attractive to be a womanizer. He is rich after all.

the best part was that herbs sister who charlie banged was Waldens ex. i mean. the same actress the one whos a whore in Californication.

>letting your family live with you past the age of 18
I thought Americans didn't do this?

underage gtfo

charlie was a good guy

>Carlos Estévez
>white

>wouldn't everything he owns go to his mother?

Short answer, no. If Charlie had written a Will, he can designate whoever he wants to get his assets, so Alan could have simply been given everything.

Even if he didn't, since his father is deceased but his mother is loving, she and Alan would split his assets.

Most people of Charlie's age and wealth have some sort of will; even if they tend to be outdated or incomplete. As much of an asshole as he was, he DID open his home to his brother, and he loathed his mother. Having a will saying "everything to Alan, maybe some for Jake's college" isn't a stretch

Best Two and a half men girl?

It's Kandi

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Yeah, no question. Imagine fucking her doggystyle.

lol

I always thought she had a landing strip. Shame she is all bare

Rose

the 47yo milf was the best woman then comes alans midget girl whose mother alan doinked.

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lol Alan get out of my park

I don't get this joke but it still makes me laugh for whatever reason

>I don't get this joke
jurassic park :/

It's from Jurassic park 3 with the dream on the plane. I believe one of the raptors was speaking.

Post more Kandi reeeeeeee

Pretty sure the only reason the show kept going was Chuck Lorre giving a big fuck you to Charlie Sheen

chicken legs

"no"

LOL

wat
There's nudes?!

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There was that woman that Charlie dated who was a real estate agent that dressed and acted exactly his mom. She was GOAT

Charlie dies being crushed by a falling piano in the last episode of Two and a half men. Rose had him in her basement

It's not that Alan was more desperately hopeless, actually, it's the opposite. His despair and pathetic inability to learned from mistakes became more and more cartoonish and exaggerated as the show went on and it just got old. They did some funny stuff with it later on in the Ashton years by having be a complete useless unrepentant leech who's entirely self aware and doesn't give a shit but the show was even shittier than previously regardless so whatever.

And a model car to Alan's dick at some point.

Everyone's a white in Californication.

A whore fuck

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