OFFICIAL EVERTON v SWANSEA CITY MATCH THREAD

8:00pm kick-off.

EFC: Pickford, Kenny, Holgate, Williams, Martina, Schneiderlin, Gueye, Lennon, Rooney (c), Sigurdsson, Calvert-Lewin.
>Subs: Robles, Keane, Jagielka, Ramirez, Davies, Vlasic, Lookman.

SCAFC: Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez (c), Mawson, Olsson, Mesa, Fer, Carroll, Dyer, Narsingh, Bony.
>Subs: Nordfeldt, van der Hoorn, Rangel, Clucas, Sanches, Ayew, Abraham.

Has rppmey had ANOTHER hair transplant?

gylfi brace of goals and assists and EBJT on MNF

how could this go wrong?

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im putting £100 on it

>Swansea going down
>Cardiff take their place

ffs

I now remember I was excited about Renato. Who the fuck will come to us in January anyway

>Terry in sky sports studio
>His analysis actually makes sense and knows what he's talking about
>Carra looking like a pleb as always

Mawson two foots him for being a slimy twat

>Ederson's passing

>us

get squatting boys

*cuts out your through ball*
*passes over your midfield*

nothing personnel kid

ADHD babbies think Salah is signing of the season, patricians know it's Ederson

Just need R88Ney's points in fantasy football to ensure I've gone through the cup this week

30 points ahead but he has rooney captained

They won't spend

Bony is more likely to score

but apparently he's a flop because of one mistake in his first pre season friendly :^)

For you, it's relegation

what is the bet lads

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The man to save Swansea

IT IS ROONEY TIME BOYS

2-1, late winner

everton will win
>3-1
>Calvert-Lewin-Sigurdsson-Rppney (pen)
>Bony

Activate it

You'll make more money betting on crypto than football lad.

come on the swans

benis in bagina :D

>Calvert-Lewin-Sigurdsson-Rppney (pen)
How will 4 Everton players scoring end up with them having 3 goals, brainlet?

how many will gylfi score?

shan't even bother with a response to No. 80406587

Done it for you lad

0 desu

1 off the crossbar

Narsingh already causing problems

>this """atmosphere"""

Honestly better atmospheres in League One than a lot of PL clubs.

how do we fix the atmosphere in english football, this is fucking dire

>takes a knee

Why is Bony subbed? Missed first 5 mins

i just got here why'd he get subbed off so early

Tom Carroll has to be the shittest player in the league

He was having a mare

He pulled up a bit and they're being cautious.

took a knee during the anthems, subbed off by Clement

Clement taking off a fullback and replacing him with a striker after only 3 minutes, what a madman

when did the january transfer window stop being a thing

>you

What a SHIT game

>they don't sing your name
Sounding a bit like a jealous ex there swans

We have to have the worst attack ever in PL history

Classic battered wife syndrome from former fans.

this game is ABSOLUTE poo

Haven't seen much of Everton recently. Is Rooney suddenly not shit?

>memefrog

Goodison Park has one of the worst atmospheres in football

Lower ticket prices + safe standing

let more loud, working-class eastern europeans into your country

hate life and myself

life seems ok in general it's just mine that's shit

Le no end product man has no end product!

iktf

heh
get booked nuthin personel kid

>Kick the player off the ball >Boo at the ref

Everton

Safe standing areas for a start. Standing always creates better atmosphere.

Lighten up on health and safety policies.

Stop creating designated singing stands.

Lower season ticket prices so it isn't just old pensioners and rich middle class families that go to games.

>no tackles allowed
Literally perfect tackle.. football's gone to shit

Clean tackle.

When will PL get rid of refs like Moss who are both too old and too fat for the job?

Never

that'll be sheriff pepe to u fren

stop having loads of games on TV so fans actually turn up and sing
But then there's no juicy TV money so you can't buy half decent players to sing about
Catch 22 innit

dayum look at that searing pace on runy

>tfw nice flat and nice job and nice friends but no gf
>ever

oh o

>200 britishdollars a person to sit in the furthest seats from the field
>20 britishdollars for a beer
>police everywhere
>saying fun things is banned
gee i wonder

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same

>forevershit

>Neverton

>yfw everton are absolute shit but won't go down

yay but can Dyer be subbed off he is passed it

>They gave Big Sam a £9m contract

ha ha me 2

>everton could realistically win the league

if holgate got a yellow for his tackle..

Feed the scousers

Work just cut a load of staff on the project I’m on lads. Thankfully I survived. As you were x

Past what? Despite his prem medal, he's always been dogshit

KNEW Swansea would win. SEETHING i didn't bet on it

this. it was routledge who looked like he might be a decent player, but he's clearly way past it now too

he was fucking AWFUL for >us in the title winning season, easily one of the worst players with a PL medal

>The state of old man Rooney

When Swansea do go down they'll never be up again. They're basically going to be another Wigan/Charlton/Bolton/Blackburn

Oh, I'm sorry, did Everton already lose...

Mesa is fucking good, controlling the midfield

Anyone else looking forward to the half-time Everton fans booing their players?

A few murmured boos already when Everton players dared to pass the ball sideways. Literally the worst fans in the league

>Having to support Neverton because you are a Sigurdsson customer

>(You)

as I recall they only came/stayed up because they had a good youth system and a clear tactical philosophy that was shared by all levels of the club
seems like that's entirely gone now

bullshit

the infrastructure we have we'll always be a good team now.

I want to die lads