So, i was watching this movie and while Robbie Margot was a hotie i felt this weird desire to be fucked by Tarzan...

So, i was watching this movie and while Robbie Margot was a hotie i felt this weird desire to be fucked by Tarzan. I'm not even gay.

Is this normal?

>not even gay
Got news for you fella
The Blue oyster bar is waiting for you

It's only gay if you actually have sex with a man. It's just thoughts, user :^)

The Tarzan of this movie was just fucking hueg and primal.

>makes helicopter noises
>it ain't me starts playing

>I'm not even gay.
you have self esteem issues and see yourself as unworthy of female love interest.

>movie consciously pokes fun at the 'Damsel in distress' trope to give Fridge Robbie 'muh strong female' characteristics
>she literally is a damsel in distress the whole time

Now you know why Sweden is pretty much the gay capital of the world.

So, i was watching this movie and while Brie Larson was a hotie i felt this weird desire to be fucked by Kong. I'm not even gay.

Is this normal?

kek

enjoy your aids

Yeah cuz Larson had her tits out the whole and if you didn't get an erection every time she was on screen with the desire to fuck them, you a gay.

THIS.
Also think this is the source of this tranny epidemic as of late. Failed men or rather men who have been failed by something greater to the point of wanting to completely lose all masculinity.

it's just mental illness, bro

It's a fine theory, and would potentially be part of a mental illness.

Saying something is "mental illness" doesn't make it any different than it was before. Nearly all people who do fucked up things or really weird shit are mentally ill anyway. It essentially just means extended periods of mental anguish and dysfunction.

>Not even gay for Fruity Rudy.

I think that's the problem. I grew up with a dominating mom who drilled into me all my life that i should always be a good, polite and obedient boy, specially when dealing with my sister. So taking charge and dominating a woman is beyond me. Pump and dumping practically impossible.

Before i'd hear about chads and BBC and shit like that, but i'd never really see the appeal. I'd understand in a certain level, but it never fit in my head. Then i see Tarzan, who's good educated and polite, but have this obvious alpha male aura thanks to his gigantic and monkey-like body and the effect he has on the movie's Jane, and finally i got it. I understand why any female would want to be dominated by a guy like that.

I think i need to... to work out and bash another dude's head in to awaken my male instincts or some shit.

You should shoot things, lift heavy things and possibly venture into the forest to take the like of an animal and regain your male spirit.

Your father failed you user, now you have to take this on yourself

I think i'll try to do all that. I just texted a cousin and he agreed to fight with me "Fight Club" style to help me out. I'm fucking desperate.

Been watching too much porn. This stuff makes you want to be the passive entity in a sexual transaction

You should stop watching porn, only fap to pictures of hot women, but take a week-long break from fapping first and no more anime

Recognizing that you have a mental illness is the first step in becoming mentally healthy.

Fuck, i think my cousin is trying to fuck me. He won't stop texting. I should have found weird his idea to do a "Fight Club" fight in his basement.

Good movie though

>while Robbie Margot was a hotie
that was cg, just like in wolf of wallst

Webem or gif of the sex scene

No its normal BWC does that to u

>I have the desire to engage in homosexual behavior
>Is this indicative of homosexual inclinations?

Yes.

This seems like sound advice.

I think I'd be happier fapping to pinups anyway

Family, you can be saved. We all lose our manhood if we're unlucky sometimes.

I'm very serious, go be in a fight. Preferably defending someone weak or something. Something righteous. You dont even have to fight that much, it all takes 10secs.

You're a man. All of your direct ancestors impregnated so that you could live.

hot desu