WE ARE GONNA DO IT BROS!!! TRUMP 2016 DONT GIVE UP
Jackson Rivera
Years ago, I was Trump's best, or should I say, only friend. Why would he have a Finn for a best friend, you ask? Well, he isn’t that bright … he thought I was Irish. Truth is, he isn’t the affable, good-natured soul that his speeches have led you to believe. First off, he was bipolar ... and syphilitic ... and a hermaphrodite ... plus a raging alcoholic. That’s right, a bipolar, syphilitic, drunken hermaphrodite, who was addicted to Japanese puke porn. On the rare occasions when he was sober he would chatter incessantly about the film Mary Poppins. He really loved that movie. In fact, he always dreamed of floating down from the sky while holding a big festive bumbershoot like his beloved Mary. One day he bought one of those huge beach umbrellas and replaced the canvas with an old Nazi relic that he claimed was Hitler’s original “Blood Flag” from the historic Beer Hall Putsch. We then drove to Trump Tower where we found a perfect high spot that had a drop of several hundred feet. He then leaped off of the cliff while happily singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious“ and, well, it didn’t go so well, let’s just say the old Blood Flag got much bloodier that day, but somehow he survived with only some injuries. Weeks later, much to my surprise, I was informed that Trump had gifted me the key and contents of his secret underground bunker. It was essentially just a lot of old VHS tapes with Japanese labels on them and a couple of large scrapbooks full of 1940s german news articles. Also, Trump goes on about the legendary individuals who he supposedly knows. In truth, the only celebrity he ever met in his whole life was Dick Wilson, who used to play “Mr. Whipple” in the Charmin TV ads. He was making an appearance at a supermarket opening down the street and even he told Trump to “fuck off” So there you have it, the truth about your hero. By the way, do any of you guys like rare Asian adult films involving regurgitation? I'm selling his tapes.
Logan Mitchell
Day after tomorrow.
Matthew Mitchell
Will Trump make it easier to legally immigrate?
Right now there could be a 6-10 year processing period for the green card application, after which it's not even guaranteed I'd be accepted.
This is the reason people have anchor babies, and why Mexicans marry all of your women by the way. It bumps you straight to the top of the waiting list.
For now I'm not thinking about going to Vegas for a weekend and marrying the first drunk prostitute I see, but after 5 years of waiting for a fucking response you never know.
I hope all of you self-hating Americans know just how blessed you are. There are millions in line just begging to give their tax dollars to you, but you were born there. Enjoy it.
And I know there's a diversity lottery, but kek hasn't really given me good luck lately.
Brandon Thompson
>Donald J. Trump will be giving a speech on Veterans' Reform. So it's not the 'Succeeding Together' speech that was delayed from Friday.
Owen Price
What's everyone been up to? Its been a slow day today.
Charles Clark
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Ryan Jackson
>Sources close to the Trump campaign say David Duke is being vetted for VP HOLY SHIT
You've been flying high for a while, but you've forgotten about the delegates, Donald.
Dominic Thompson
Ooh, he changed it.
I'm sure he's going to lock down the line and only allow worthwhile people to come over. (That means no retarded spics with 400 relatives, but someone who can contribute to society)
Xavier Taylor
>made in china >200$
I'm sure they probably pay like 10 $ to make this set, kek
Jose Miller
Not gonna happen.
Carter Walker
The fuck are you watching, Juan Manuel Santos.
Jack Perry
Oh my God fuck off with that fucking retard's name.
Jose Martinez
Trump cucked by Mexican confirmed. Mexico is a great country. America fucked it up with its war on injectable marijuanas
Easton Lee
It's a joke you dumb turkroach
Evan Hughes
>RNC Convention starts in 9 days The lefty fucks are gonna pull some shit aren't they.
Grayson Mitchell
WHERES THE AWOOO
Jaxson Parker
oh, didn't notice the trump slogan.
Gabriel Martin
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Josiah Lewis
Duke would provide Trump with great life insurance. The (((elites))) surely don't want Duke in the drivers seat.
Parker Taylor
When you guys are done in America, care to make europe great again?
Blake Collins
RNC will ramp up the security. They are worried that lefties indeed start some shit. But don't worry because the DNC is fucked too if the sanders supporters really show up.
Angel Foster
Aw. I wanted to see that 'succeeding together' one to see how Trump handled his attempt at Adams' much-predicted racial pivot.
That said, I wonder if this is priming the ground for Flynn being announced winrar of the veepstakes at the convention.
Christian Parker
Us latinos have opinions yuno. Motherfucker.
Dylan Richardson
we have to do that on our own. Maybe some other countries start uncucking themselves. I don't think that germany can ever recover at this point.
Justin Rodriguez
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Brayden Butler
Can someone MAGA this?
Christopher Lee
Have an awoo on me.
Nathaniel Russell
>Make America Safe Again set to hit 10 million views on facebook
Amazing Donald!
Ryder Phillips
Nasty guys. Buncha nasty guys.
Ethan Harris
Wth TrumpGen (and shills), why aren't you guys out enjoying this Saturday night?
Don't get stuck at home, go out and live a little.
Do it for the emperor!
(pic related, live and in color)
Leo Smith
Yep, and it will be rightly stomped out. (Them, not Trump.) The left will then point to how the stomping was handled and cry foul. The FBI will be referred and find that the attack was directed or organized by the CF or HRC's campaign.
I can't wait.
Charles Johnson
Nah man. We're too deep at this point. Doing this on our own is impossible.
What do you do when you get stuck with your Benz in mud(slimes)? You get a Dodge RAM and a rope and pull that fucker out.
Ian Murphy
But germany doesn't want help. thats the problem. Wouldn't surprise me if we had a sharia type law active in 5 years from now to ease the muslims. I can see our government doing this.
Luis Baker
They really should just not allow protestors there.
Xavier Adams
new poll?
Aiden Baker
So?
The niggers in africa arround 1800 didn't want help either, they got the "help" anyway.
William Young
>using phone >hilarious tumblr frog meme face >saved as png I am genuinely so sick of newfags
Do people just keep sending them over from reddit? What the fuck happened?
Nathan Hernandez
>browses Sup Forums at a restaurant u srs?
Ayden Gutierrez
opinions aren't arguments
Thomas Clark
I did that last night. I need at least one night to try to recapture my NEET days every weekend.
Clover honestly looks so low key that I don't even worry about it. Use the white theme and it looks like facebook. I never post from mobile, though. Too much hassle.
Jordan Adams
Can't spin it to incite riots. (Probably) likewise with spics.
Jordan Baker
>he brought Ivanka with him
She's going to be the VP
Noah Torres
Your wife doesn't mind that you're sitting there on your phone while you're out with her eating? Come on dude.
Camden Russell
I browse vanilla Sup Forums, Yotsuba theme and all.
I apologize for nothing!
Julian Jackson
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Zachary Jackson
Your Australian is showing m8 heh
Jose Smith
We'll have genuine immigration reform where folks who are beneficial won't have such a difficult time entering LEGALLY while making it more difficult for Central Americans, ISIS, etc., who now pour in ILLEGALLY.
Thomas Ward
is there a live stream of one america news?
Anthony Reyes
So the white race is doomed right? I mean seriously, we should just hang it up. What the fuck!!!
Jaxson Campbell
We're not eating yet, waiter taking his sweet time with our order.
Dominic Bailey
>All those views and interactions
WOOHOO.
Jack Mitchell
Daily reminder Ivanka will be VP to neutralise Hillary's woman card
Cooper Rogers
Trump is real American.
Robert Rodriguez
It will be easier for people worth bringing over.
So if you are someone that can contribute to society (ex. wont keep voting democrat every year because you need them gibs me dat) and will pay taxes, then you will have a smoother time making it to the US.
Jeremiah Diaz
Shut the fuck up. He's an FBI informant demagogue just like Al Sharpton.
Evan Hernandez
It was creative, if nothing else.
Jaxson Rogers
That speech was probably one of the best he's done
Oliver Rodriguez
Then talk with your wife and stop posting. Don't tell us to live our lives, then still post while you are supposed to have a good time.
Colton Thompson
was william cherrypicked? He pretty much destroyed her, kek. CTR probably descended upon him, poor guy.
Julian Smith
GFY
Charles Johnson
Yep, Duke is nothing but a shill.
A literal piece of garbage.
Sebastian Kelly
He said he wants to increase immigration from Yurup
Adrian Johnson
>Canadian Cruzposting Every time
Hunter Phillips
Can someone explain to me this fresh meme about a robot?
Leo Myers
.png is the superior format you dumb fucking peasant New Zealander
Jose Perry
(((Drumpf)))
Michael Nguyen
Someone has been doing their homework on iconography over at the Trump campaign.
>pepe a tumnblr/reddit maymay Oy vey goy! Didn't you know that pepe was racist?!
Logan Scott
A robot allahu akbar'd the Dallas cop killer into six million pieces.
Justin Jenkins
On facebook some fat chick said they should've used a robot with toxic gas to take down the shooter instead of shooting him
Anthony Foster
You sound like a cuck and you sound triggered, why don't you go back to LEreddit, cuckboy. Dude can do whatever the fuck he wants.
Connor Harris
Los Locos kicked the balls of one of the terrorists into outer space.
Sebastian Perez
Is there video?
Adrian Ross
Wall-E takbir'd some nigga
Basically it was a glorified RC car with a camera and a directional charge strapped to it.
Adrian Turner
I'm not only talking to her but occasionally showing her what I'm posting to you guys.
She is as red pilled as the best of you guys except that she still uses Facebook while I'm here on Sup Forums
She sends her regards.
Sebastian Wilson
Very nice.
Gabriel King
Doubt it. There might be a video of the feed from the robot while it was being driven into position, but there is no way the DPD would release that. The whole reason they used the bomb robot was because they couldn't see him and take him out any other way.
Jeremiah Sanchez
After a couple hours of a shootout the Dallas police placed a bomb on a bomb diffuse bot. They drove it up to him and detonated it. Not sure if the robot survived. Don't think their is video.
Cooper Reyes
>Two schools of thought among the protestors >All of them think dead cops is a good thing FUCK YOU
THEY'RE ALL SAVAGES
Eli Young
Fat chicks know a lot about toxic gas.
Aiden Rodriguez
>He had a permit >according to his girlfriend who is more interested in getting youtube hits than helping her boyfriend who is bleeding out
Kayden Butler
Sodom O'Donnell
Tyler Wilson
He obviously has black heritage himself anyway.
Mason Cook
>germany calling me a cuck
Thank you for the laugh.
Hope she enjoys her meal.
Nicholas Bailey
TWO HOURS OF THE JUDGE TONIGHT
Should be a great episode with all the insane event of this past week. Good chance they'll have someone out on the streets at one of the protests too.
also; #WhitePrivilegeMeans is currently the #1 trend...
they killed the cop killerwith a robot. instead of the robot retrieving a bomb, they drove it within 2 feet of the guy with a special present of c4 in its claw, and detonated it.
the guy was blown to shit. so much so, that a toxicology report and proper autopsy is not possible.
