I WAS IN THE POOL!

I WAS IN THE POOL!

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LITTLE

WHITE

Shut the fuck up cloister you mongoloid.

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I MEAN JEWISH

How small was it?

I can go from less than 1 inch when soft to 6.5 inches with an erection, I would be mad if someone saw me in my soft state.

>asian

>6.5 inches
Nice meme, dicks can't grow bigger than 3 when erect.

I'm not asian, are they known for being growers? I think the stereotype is just that they have small penises, like 4.9 average.

What do you mean by that?

>the stereotype is just that they have small penises, like 4.9 average.

lol they wish they had a 4.9 inch average

ITT: insecure whitebois trying to make themselves feel better despite their inadequacy

SPH

george got her good with the lobster though, so it all worked out

>SPH
Small Penis House

holy shit, are you me? just under 7 inches when hard, but my dick can get insanely small when flaccid

I'm also 6'6" so my flaccid penis probably looks even smaller than it already is

>tfw 8 inch flaccid lenght
feelsgoodman

>What do you mean by that?
What do I mean? Penises can't grow bigger than 3 inches, the average is 1,5 inches 2 if you're lucky.

Has anyone ever seen you in your flaccid state? How did they react? Do you avoid urinals?

One of the effects of having a penis like this is that I have to masturbate once a week to see it grow, otherwise I get depressed.

Sometimes I'm walking in the streets and I know my penis is in its smallest possible size and it makes me sad, too.

that's only true for white people
the avareage black penis is 9 and half inch long

Suck him big, Jerry. And chain up Elaine in the corner, so she can watch.

Stop memeing, penises can't grow past 3 inches.

that's not the case for black ppl

I'm a permavirgin, so no one of importance has seen my dick. The only one who has seen my flaccid penis is a female doctor.

As for urinals, it grows considerably when I'm taking a piss, so I don't mind.

>i was in the pool
>i'm a grower not a shower
>it's cold
>i'm drunk

Why do white guys always have a lame excuse for their small penises?

Mmm, I love seeing your lips around Georgies cock Jerome. I wish I could join you but I'm chained up in the corner.

wtf is it only me or is george jacked under that fat look at his quads for fucks sake

Excuse me, are you a doctor, have you been in contact with many penises to know their sizes?

Why did you show your penis to the female doctor?

no, i'm a white woman

She asked to have a look at it and grabbed my balls a little.

Exactly, you don't even have a penis, please refrain from talking about things you don't know about.

Theres actually a line in the show where jerry mentions to elaine that george is ridiculously strong. Can't remember the episode but yeah.

She was horny, you should have fucked her.

- not me

Testicular torsion on one testicle. She even managed to fix it by pressing some muscle in my groin.

Prove it ya fake clit monster

No. She just held them and told me to cough.

Although her tongue was sticking out the corner of her mouth a tiny bit and she kind of rolled one between her thumb and forefinger just before letting go so idk.

>Testicular torsion on one testicle
Fug.

my dick was extra small at that moment, believe me! The pain was intense.

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>Testicular torsion
Oh wow, I had thought it only existed as a joke in that Venture bros episode. Sounds horrifying.

Reminder that you don't need a big dick to properly impregnate a bitch.
Reminder that nobody cares about a womans opinion, except leftist nu-males and sjw pachyderms.
Reminder that you all sound like fucking homosexuals.
Reminder that something derogatory about niggers because that's really all they have to them.

And now gas yourselves. Disgusting all-I-think-about-is-dick-faggots.

Pipe down, alt-right manbaby virgin.

>He doesn't think about his dick

Nu-right wingers are mentally challenged.

>He doesn't cocktalk with the bros

>right
Left and right, that's all your raisin brains can imagine.

Despite the phallus being superior than any other limb, I'm not a faggot.

It's not gay.

>I'm not asian
>less than 1 inch when soft
pick one

I'm not asian and I don't even have an inch.

I might be like 5% black, but I definitely don't have any asian connection.

>tfw I had testicular torsion as a kid but was too embarrassed about it to tell my parents or a doctor so I untwisted it myself in a restaurant bathroom after I couldn't take the pain anymore

I have never sweat harder in my life than that moment. I was drenched when it was over.

How big it gets?

Jesus Christ what kind of people are on this board

>I might be like 5% black
How?

My dick is really small when flaccid too.

It's also small when erect

Jesus.

Flaccid penis is cute

My gf laughs at my penis when it shrinks. I'm 7.5x6.5 when fully hard but I can shrink down to like 2 inches with baby girth.

She plays with it and makes the noises girls make when they play with babies.
>ohh doodie booboo hahahahah

It doesn't I just have a hole on the skin and inside there's something that looks like a shirt button with my urethra.

I'm a normal person.

3-4 inches flaccid 5-7 inches when erect

these are the world wide ranges of typical male human anatomy for the cock

if you're below this you're small, if you're above these you're large, if you're in the middle then you're one the most average motherfuckers on the planet

I'm sweating reading this
Once in a while I get a strange pull like a stretched cord kinda feeling
Is that it? Precursor to?
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>normal person
No bro

You You can You can say bro now?

>tfw about 4 inches soft and almost 7 erect

see

post paintable memes or you'll never not have pool dick.

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ITT: small dicked white bois

use a smaller brush next time you fucking cuck

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superior qt

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micropenis is 1 inch and under, fuck off

t. under 8 inches dicklet

doing
already printed after last time
saved
printing
I'l do what I dang want

wow, time to suicide I guess

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You know those are pretty good, but are you really going to show them to people?

court spc232

>tfw pencil dick

it hurts lads

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really well casted

she makes me want to drop everything and move to the midwest to marry a weird midwest girl

I'll probably never use my dick again but, it's a baby dick when flacid, it's disgusting.
Erect is decent.

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>dicklet janitor mod deleting the post

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on deck with stop invincible son, once I get done with muh blue period memes, painted to depressing Jon Brion music.
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am I not doing that?
saved
saved. think I got a stoned ricky too
best 5evr
redpill me
who this?

>who this?

You don't know? Ummmmm...

god DAMN this lady's fucking face triggers me

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What if I'm 2 inches flaccid and 7 inches erect?

2 inches below avarage

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That doesn't make any sense especially because girls don't want to fuck a flaccid dick

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damn it, you post this in the morning too?