Isn't it = innit

>isn't it = innit
>pedophile = petafile
>lieutenant = left ten ant
Why can't the English speak English?

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>Butter
>Buttah

Why do Americans always sound like such massive benders?

>Hello, how are you doing today?
= SIEG HEIL
>That is a nice car = Time to unpimp ze auto
>The weather is delightful today = HEIL HITLER
>Goodbye = GAS GAS GAS

holy shit germany calm down

>astronomy, biology, mathematics, geology, chemistry, cosmology, botany, paleontology
>science
why can't americans speak english?

>>Goodbye = GAS GAS GAS
It means that tonight he'll fly and be your lover

That's what it's called though.

Every single one of these words are french. :>)

true, english is a dialect of french

>Budder

Starlore, lifelore, reckonlore, rocklore, stufflore, plantlore, deadlore, and lore according to Anglishfags

uh dude have you like seen yourself in a meer lately?

Anyone who says "lift" instead of elevator isn't life-worthy

>suddenly remember how bongs say butter

brb marathoning nigella

>tfw 'Buddah' master race

Projection
You're all disgraces to your ancestor's language

Budder sounds objectively more pleasant than buttah

Grats on triggering the lards lad

WE DON'T CALL IT BUDDER

IT'S BUDDAH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

don't forget how bongs say "HAYCH" instead of "AYCH"

Do Bongs say "In left of current events" instead of "In lieu of current events"?

Bu-ah

Buh-uh*

U fokhin wot m8?

>Ninjer
>Laver
>Buttuh
>Thinkink
>The English literally cannot pronounce their own language

>implying anyone speaks English as it's written. At least British English sounds good.

That's not even how you use "lieu."

your point is null since it's our language
we decide the rules

Canadians don't have human rights. You shouldn't be in this thread. Go to bed. Now.

your point is null since it's our world we decide the rules

no i speak american

>Colonel = Kernel
Normans should had put more effort in destroy english. Now we have this half-assed half-french disaster of a language.

>Lava
>Pronounce it laverr
?????

>no no no, butter
>ah you are motherfucker

erb

fursday

carmul

fink

>carmul
We don't say it like that, stupid bong.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ou5OweGCENA

wah an ohhful fred

Are you dumb, those are all greek latin.

wow it's almost as if dialect and accents aren't consistent across a whole country
really makes me think

Swee care-uhmell, innit?

we say pee-doe-file, it's you saying petafile seeing as you pronounce ts and ds in the middle of words the same you idiot

>sqwirl

I literally can't enunciate squirrel any other way, it has me fucked up.

skew rull

it's not a right way to pronounce it but it's a way

Ta-tall

?????

>gov'nah

It's a title not the name of a character from James Cameron's Avatar...

Turtle

we don't say turtle like that

neither are most of us cockneys, it's a dying dialect localised mostly to essex and the remaining white parts of east london now

Well that would be tuh tuhl in your upper class
or tuhrtul in mine

The only good english accents are most British accents (Ireland included because it's rightfully British clay) and to a degree Australian. Americans is absolutely disgusting.

>Spics and Pakis trying to claim they speak the most correct version of English
Mate.

Buddy.

>sqwerwuhl

blootah
pooftah

>aluminum

the only good english accent is scottish

...

I can't stand how Yanks pronounce my countyr.

"Nooo Zeee Laaand." It's New, NEW. YOU PRONOUNCE THE EW.

You cursed us with our stupid inconsistent spelling. We could have been real Germanics until you came along.

>"Nooo Zeee Laaand."
literally no one says this here what are you even talking about

that's because most of you don't know new zealand exists.

ABCDEFGHIJKLM\NOPQRSTUVWXY

and

"ZED"

You pronounce New as Noo. This is not up for dispute.

the person who came up with the word was english too, the elites just didn't like it, while they were deciding we accepted it as that spelling before they changed it

i doubt you ever heard us say it

Every American tourist pronounces it that way, and I've spoken to plenty of them. Here's a news anchor pronouncing it the same way.

Don't get me wrong I like Americans, but it's like me going to the US and saying "I love EEMERYKA"

youtu.be/-9eVnskWgdc?t=1m15s

no, he says new
NIU, 1:28

>In lieu of current events

I wish we pronounced it as zed to be honest. Having tons of letters rhyme was a mistake.

>that awkward moment when there is french in your english and you can pronounce both, but you have to do it in an english accent.

>that moment when you are speaking english and want to use an english word that is obviously french and you have no idea how to pronounce it