Daily reminder:
If you've never written a script Max Landis is a better writer than you.
If you've never done stand up Amy Schumer is a better comedian than you.
If you've never made a movie Tommy Wiseau is a better filmmaker than you.
Daily reminder:
Thomas Johnson
Oliver Watson
I've sucked a dick but I'm pretty certain OP is a bigger faggot than me
Bentley Bell
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Tyler Russell
Tommy is a good example but Max and Amy are products of nepotism.
James Morris
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John Gutierrez
But I have done all those, except make a movie (have been in one though).
What about you, faggot OP?
Adrian Morales
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Jonathan Russell
Max Landis is both a fine writer and rainbowkin.
Mason Bell
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Angel Miller
I wrote a script. It was supposed to be a standalone short film on its own, but for some reason Hollywood bought it and then inserted it wholesale into a blockbuster film. Here's an excerpt:
>INT. LAND CRUISER JOSTLING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN - DAY
>Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.
Luis Walker
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Hudson Barnes
>bespectacled
Juan Powell
fpbp
Levi Bennett
Daily Reminder
These aforementioned hacks are shit at their profession. Amy Schumer would be incorrect talking shit about my skill as a doctor. Im correct when I talk shit about her """"""""comedy""""""""
Daniel Clark
max landis has written good stories in the past
David Price
Does Max Landis have a mother? I mean, it seems likely, but I've never seen her/heard about her/heard her name. I've seen John Landis's penis on the Internet, but never his wife/concubine.
Ian Martinez
His mother is Deborah Landis, a costume designer that is responsible for the classic Indiana Jones outift, you uncultured cunt.
Landon Lopez
Woah! Screencap me in this post! This homosexual just burned OP
Gavin Powell
>Deborah Landis, a costume designer that is responsible for the classic Indiana Jones outift
You mean the "who even remembers Bogart lol" copycat hack?
Charles Bell
Go to bed, MAAAAAAAAAAX
Jaxon Hall
end it
Gavin Ortiz
Not quite, because of Schrödinger's paradox.
It is unproven that each of us on Sup Forums, yes I'm speaking of (you), are not in fact a superior screen writer, comedian or movie maker than Landis, Schumer or Wiseau respectively.
Anons, please celebrate your triumph!
Chase Smith
>you must respect this person because they tried
Logan Morris
noice babeh
Aiden Bailey
If I've never done any of those things then how could anyone know how good I am at them?
Jace Torres
Bliz to includ in cap
Jeremiah Evans
I don't care if this was set up by the big faggot OP himself, I laughed when I opened the thread
Samuel Peterson
>i express mirth
reddit
Cameron Turner
Writing in the snow with your piss makes you a better writer than Max Landis.
Gabriel Johnson
Apologies, I'll go post in some other threads about how much I hate everything so I can bring my average levels of enjoyment back down to proper Sup Forums levels
Luis James
>not having done something = not being able to recognize when other people are bad at it
your redit logic is impeccable