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Got a 51/50 on my midterm without ever having read the textbook

imagine being so dumb you score only 51 points

I will probably move there after I'm done getting my degree

Heard the sueldos and job opportunity are better over there

rate me /cum/

imagine how easy it would be to be an anime girl

>forgot to take midterm in online course
>still have a B

nice

Don't understand what this post is meant to convey

imagine having the misfortune of being born an anime girl in a hentai world

why are white males the sexiest

black men are the sexsiest

>misfortune

"gf's, I have a distinct lack of them"
-goose

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are you from Sinaloa also?, also definitely you should give it a try

>Wake up
>Remember that anime will never be real
>mfw

Which Leaf do I Beleaf?

>admit to CS professor I missed an exam I knew nothing about because I was playing Diablo 3 during launch
>still have a B
feels good man

>walk down the street
>get tentacle raped
>go to hospital
>futa nurses spitroast you
>go home
>walk in on your grandfather raping your mom, and then he rapes you while she helps
no thanks

Yes, we have talked in the past a lot.

anime? yea i'm a fan

not really, they have really bad body proportions

>anime? yea i'm a fan

I came here just to laugh at mestizos posting white girls

so it's anime, you'll never die, and your cunt will always be tight

cool

>you'll never die
maybe in your vanilla hentai

what kind of hentai are you watching

Join the party

1>2>powergap>3

the hot kind

nap time

Are you mad because your country has none?

>implying I'm the one who dies
fufufufufufu

Good thing my gf is a foreigner :^)

When I die, I will be reincarnated into the land of anime. I will be transported int the 2 dimensional world and I will have many virgin waifus. That is my belief.

>Ashamed to tell us where she's from
Probably a nigger

R8 my custom shepard.

You never asked! northern France, lille.

Awful

>When I die, I will be reincarnated into the land of anime. I will be transported int the 2 dimensional world and I will have many virgin waifus. That is my belief.

How ?

holy shit fist of flames is back! love that guy

>French gf
Yep, a nigger

Awful facehair
Awful edgy eye brow
Ugly bald head
Dumb looking cheeks

Whatever, I like how he looks

>Mexico
Really

Yeah man, what a fucking sick neckbeard.
I bet if you look like that, you'll get tons of pussy.
What are you, 13?

No I'm 19

You have terrible taste and probably dress like an autist.

What her name lads?

I wear pants and t shirts/ hoodies

Cairo

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Rick and morty is a great show
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i dont wear underwear or bras

You couldn't be less specific if you tried. Do you wear loose fitting clothes? And why the fuck do you think that neckbears look good? You have the taste of a middle schooler.

> lets beat up people with radical political and religious beliefs

I wonder why they didn't beat up any Muslims...hmmm

the suffering.... is finally... over...

GTFO ARGIE

To be specific, it's a chinstrap beard

Made some off-topic posts on small boards again
Lets see if I get banned

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i wear black cloaks and geometrical shapes with spaceboots

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Saw someone wearing an Overwatch shirt with a Rick and Morty backpack. He was wearing Crocs and his jeans were dragging against the ground behind him.
Seems like the kind of guy who browses Sup Forums
It's horrible.

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Irl I'm clean shaven. It's pretty hard to pull off a serious beard

The vast majority of the rick and morty spergs were chicanos, Mexican low IQ is turning the USA to shit

But the fact that you think it looks good is a bad sign. Do you wear loose clothing or not? And do you wear video game related clothes?

Is R&M THAT popular????

What in the ACTUAL fuck is going on in the US?

I wear an adult large. I don't wear video game related clothes but I do have music related clothes

Apparently it's huge to degenerates and children

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I'm not asking about the size you wear. I'm asking about whether or not it fits loosely on you.

youtube.com/watch?v=7_HboVYEkWw howling at the downfall of US society

Shall watch the new episode of Richard and Mortimer in a bit

gf, check
able to afford food, check
have a place, check
tv and bed, check

then why dont I feel normal lads

Yeah they fit me fine. A little too tight tbqh

because you never took the time to figure out who you are first

I think I solved the mystery.

The flavor is shit.

Why does it feel like there is a group of people that, anytime they find something they like that other people also like, they completely ruin it for everybody else?

It's like watching the fall of undertale all over again

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I am a Chicano and I have a high IQ

In fact I probably am more successful than 80% of the cumskins on this entire website.

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How high?
t.140 IQ cumskin

I WANNA FUCK AN ANIME GIRL

What does /cum/ think about L. Ron Hubbard?
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>he only has a triple digit IQ

fucking brainlets

Five weeks till I get to see my big-booty CHI fiancee

Why do you have to wait long periods of time before you can see her? Does she live far away from you?

You said that five weeks ago

Think you might be getting cucked

>he doesn't Have an Iq greater than the number i

I'm in school atm and she has a pretty well-paying job but we live a couple states apart

is this true?

What state does she live in?

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america wishes

Texas

I'm attending Mizzou so most times we see each other are over breaks, maybe a long weekend here or there since I have no Friday class

>Going to Mizzou
Why?