You are downtown window shopping and hanging around

>you are downtown window shopping and hanging around
>just minding your own bussiness
>suddenly this guy walks past
>the second he makes eye contact, he runs towards you and challenges you to a duel

what do?

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Steal that niggas Pikachu

challenge him

On one hand I thought it's pretty cool as it should encourage autists to get out more.
But if pic related is the definition of getting out, it might be a failed social experiment like multiculturalism.

Holy shit!
Went to the mall yesterday and saw someone dressed like that walking around the food-court, dude had to be in his mid 20's

>*Dramatic Entrance*
>*Dramatic Pose*
>Prepare for trouble...
>Pause
>Snatch his phone
>Run Away

Take his phone and destroy it because gayming is for kid and that fucking manchild needs to grow up

He's probably happier than anyone on this board. He's living out his childhood fantasy as a Pokémon trainer. He's probably living with his mother who is happy to provide for him. He'll never have to worry about the drudgery of going to work. He's probably got a hot (imaginary) 2D Pokémon waifu who he cuddle fucks every night. He's managed to escape reality; we're left to suffer it.

Maybe he hopes dressing up like ash will intice a chick to talk to him.

Kick him in his kankles

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Not politics in the slightest where are the mods are gods now?

A lot of people just drive around, catching Pokemon on their dashboards

:') well put.

Tell him he's a degenerate ugly fat weeaboo who'll never get a girlfriend, so I already won.

its degeneracy of the current teens and young adults due to digital media excess and public indulgence for such behaivour, the current situation with all this Pokemon Go crap is pretty Sup Forums desu

Mobile phone culture really is the cause of cancer in the world.

Saw three cosplayers today playing the new game.

It's pretty fucking lame but I don't care. I just don't play it.

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Stab him and steal his pokemen.

>Create hashtag #teamrocket
>Videos and posts about stealing Pokemon GO phones from "trainers"
DEVILISH

Gently tell him to go fuck himself

why have I seen like 6 threads on fucking Pokemon Go?

What event is being slid? Theres no way you fucking faggots care this much about some mobile app.

>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

eat shit faggot

You what do faggots need to stay on reddit like the cuck porn watching bitches you are.

Excellent idea if it wasn't for the illegality of stealing phones

I'd tell him to suck mah dick

I guess they're dressed up hoping to find other friends that have a similar interest. People should be allowed to have fun.

Heard about that, caused by too much silver ingestion or something

>You what do faggots need to stay on reddit like the cuck porn watching bitches you are.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Underrated

I personally think that we should let Pokemon Go users do their thing (though I have a hard time imagining Sup Forums users actually doing something about a problem instead of just complaining about it). In all seriousness, it means we have hundreds of thousands of autists and basement dwellers getting out of their houses and walking around all day. Who knows, maybe some of them will get some actual social exposure, and we'll most definitely see obesity go down.

Nice reading comprehension you fucking mongrel dog.

This, if it gets people out its good

Because everybody seems to be fucking playing the game, there is an event in my city tonight that has over three thousand people going to just walk around as a group and play the game.

Run. That autistic fuck probably does Nuzlocke level shit in GO because it's too casual.

>Chose something like Hitlerdidnothingwrong as username and raid every gym

If you're aged 18 - 36 you grew up with Pokémon. This is like, most of the fucking Internet-obsessed population. These faggots create memes, set trends and influence culture. We're part of that demographic. Of course this shit is going to be a big deal. Pokémon's become acceptable for normies again; it's no longer the exclusive property of the autists.

i was laughing with the autistics that play this game ,now i cant stop checking for pokemons when i am outside

Wew! Tough sennario

I'd do a 360 and walk away...

>People should be allowed to have fun.
This is Sup Forums though.

>You what do faggots need
>You what do faggots need
>You what do faggots need

lick my shit you montreal frog

When is Go coming to Europe. I want to play it on my Android phone.

Laugh. Walk away with my girlfriend

>What do

>Reddit

>Not killing yourself

Back to plebbit or go prep your moms bull.

accept

I have no idea what the fuck this is about. I'm too old for this shit.

>tips fedora
I do not take part in such childish past times, >sips wine and puts in jazz record

If thinking Pokemon is gay af, then I finally have something in common with a fedoralord.

It's just a fun game for kids why is that so bad?

He prob came to Canada from China in an slave work ship, cut the gook some slack

Kill yourself OP.

It's for kids but people in their 20s are into it and haven't moved on.

Why is this so confusing, i worked with some ESL students maybe I can explain it better.
You faggots who make threads and ask "what do" need to stay on the internet site called Reddit.
Better?

It's nostalgic, should I stop watching Jurassic park because it was my favourite movie when I was a kid?

thats pretty cool actually i would rock that outfit too and i didnt even play beyond red/blue

These hats remind me of primary school

Back in primary school I was quite well liked amongst the class and had a lot of friends. Pretty much everyone liked me except this fucking cunt called Paul.
Paul always wore this shitty Pokemon hat and I was willing to just accept the fact that he didn't like me, except this one day we had to all create a word search with all the names included of everyone on the table.
>Paul was on my table
This fucking shit cunt deliberately missed me out of his word search and it was the first time I felt really fucking insulted because I never did anything to wrong this kid, yet he always has little jabs at me.

One day he left his beloved hat on the desk whilst he was doing some shit at the front of the class, so I quickly took his hat and run into the bath room without anyone noticing.
Once I was in the bathroom I had no idea what to do and had to act quickly, so I put it in the toilet and decided to have a literal shit on the hat and it didn't flush and I thought I was fucked.

I went back to class and sat down, literally 10 seconds after someone from the office came and picked me up from class because I my Mum brought me some lunch and I ate it whilst she spoke to the receptionist.

I went back to class with the woman and someone reported the hat stolen and I was off the hook instantly when he attempted to blame me because my alibi was the fucking receptionist.

Like 20 minutes later someone reports that they've found the hat with poop on it inside the toilet and this kid has a fucking break down and starts to scream at me and went full sperg.
He was so distraught that his parents took him out of school.

I think he had a disability, looking back on it.

kek

Had a hearty kek

I tell him that I like to wear shorts because they're comfy and easy to wear.

Wait...what is this?
An "IRL" pokemon thing?
How does it work?
Can I stand where they want to go catch them things and just stare them down?
Was never into pokemon, no idea about this shit.

>accept his challenge
>blast this at full volume
youtu.be/2Jmty_NiaXc
>whip his ass into shape with my Bulbasaur

What do you take me for OP? Some kind of a faggot?

is this the real life?

Tell his faggot ass to get the fuck away from me.

Fuck Nintendo for releasing this cancerous garbage.

>Getting mad over people playing Pokemon

lel who fucking cares? It is, at worst, a symptom of other societal problems. You faggots need to calm down.

In response to his challenge I would sage the thread and leave

Designated
Shitting
Hat

>use lure module in a shady area with no cameras
>wait for some stupid fuck to get close enough to the pokestop
>while he has his full attention on his phone, mug him

The perfect crime, niggaboo style.

I was going to make a video about how autistic you looking playing Pokemon Go, but then I thought it'd be too much effort

Memes aside, i'd pay gold to know the conversation between the white house security team when they found out the building is a gym hotspot

>JOHNSON THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>sir i don't know should we shoot these people they're everywhere
>EVACUATE BLACK EAGLE I REPEAT EVACUATE BLACK EAGLE FROM THE NEST, CODE RED

Wow, a knock-off aussie being a pretentious and lazy faggot. Color me surprised.

desu, the first few times I caught a Pokemon on that, it had me grinning like a retard

My sister saw one yesterday as well.

>color

>gym is at a bar i frequent
>show the bartender i run the gym now
>get a free whiskey after showing him the game and claiming victory for the reds
>we bullshit for a bit
>hipsters walk in and have a few drinks
>check the gym again
>it's changed
>tell bartender
>bartender fucks with them for a bit, asking why theyre playing a childrens game at a bar
>they leave one or two drinks later
>reclaim bar once and for all in the name of red
>another whiskey and ginger ale

>childhood fantasy
My dude, this app's so bare bones that it wouldn't be any child's fantasy, unless the y fantasized about technological advancements made with phones.

Ebin

Not everone plays Pokemon Go. If you're going to play Pokemon at all, play the core games. Spins offs are always shit.

None of that is admirable or enviable.

And no, people like that aren't happy. They're miserable fucks like everyone else here.

Ignore shill threads. Come discuss how to solve our global problems

>This fucking shit cunt deliberately missed me out of his word search and it was the first time I felt really fucking insulted because I never did anything to wrong this kid, yet he always has little jabs at me.

Man, I know that feel.

>b-b-but MUH AUGMENTED REALITY FLICKING GAME :'^(

It's AR, if there's a Pokemon nearby you you tap it and it shows up on your phone's camera view, although you might be able to turn the AR off. I think you've mostly got to walk around for it, it's basically to encourage NEETs out of their houses, so I see it as a good thing (If not really stupid looking).

Raep

Doesn't matter how unoptimized something is.

I know people who cry instantly when they hear an FF7 theme. Some things gets stuck in your head and some people never learn how to move on and let it go

fef
Why don't Americans say it properly ? is colour

Sorry, but us Americans just don't like unnecessary vowels to words, Mr. ParaGAY

Mate, I was out there playing it and came across at least 30 other people doing it. We all looked like fucking retards. Least I met up with two random qt azns and got some poon out of it. I also got yelled at by an old lady because she thought I was taking creepshots of some chick in front of me, fun times.

is this paul from minnesota?

Lmao, good shit user :^)

Hahaha, did someone shit in your hat lad?

Smack the fuck outtah him

Considering the money they're making out of a "free" game like this one prepare for this "spinoff" to become the new generation of a mobile lineage.

They obviously did this to see if the market is solid

>he owns a cellphone
Just end your life

Not unoptimised, just bare bones. There are fuck all features in it, levelling and evolving requires catching millions of the same Pokemon, gyms are entirely user created content (so p. boring 2bh).

As a game it's fucking shit and it'll never be big, but it'll go boom right at the start because "Omg muh Pokemonz". It'll start to die off within a month,

>he runs up

No, when he walks within three steps of me, I rush up to him crazed and force him into a confrontation. I wait everyday by a bush to do this

>entrance written in arabic
>see flag

everything checks out

Yeah, I'm not happy about how blatantly they're letting google track you, but I'm several layers of fake accounts deep and I only use it while I'm out, so they'll never know.

It's like Wild West times, but in a weird post-post-modern kinda' way

This.

The game's not even at 1.0.0 yet and they're already letting people buy $150 worth of """micro"""transactions at once

I just got it last night. My indian friend and I were walking back from bars and run into 2 girls at a gym. They encouraged me to get the game. It's ehright

The game is going to be compatible with the main series at some point, according to GF.