You are downtown window shopping and hanging around

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

you are downtown window shopping and hanging around
just minding your own bussiness
suddenly this guy walks past
the second he makes eye contact, he runs towards you and challenges you to a duel

what do?

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Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

Steal that niggas Pikachu

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

challenge him

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

On one hand I thought it's pretty cool as it should encourage autists to get out more.
But if pic related is the definition of getting out, it might be a failed social experiment like multiculturalism.

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

Holy shit!
Went to the mall yesterday and saw someone dressed like that walking around the food-court, dude had to be in his mid 20's

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

*Dramatic Entrance*
*Dramatic Pose*
Prepare for trouble...
Pause
Snatch his phone
Run Away

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

Take his phone and destroy it because gayming is for kid and that fucking manchild needs to grow up

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

He's probably happier than anyone on this board. He's living out his childhood fantasy as a Pokémon trainer. He's probably living with his mother who is happy to provide for him. He'll never have to worry about the drudgery of going to work. He's probably got a hot (imaginary) 2D Pokémon waifu who he cuddle fucks every night. He's managed to escape reality; we're left to suffer it.

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

Maybe he hopes dressing up like ash will intice a chick to talk to him.

James Baker
James Baker

Kick him in his kankles

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

Not politics in the slightest where are the mods are gods now?

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

A lot of people just drive around, catching Pokemon on their dashboards

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

:') well put.

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

Tell him he's a degenerate ugly fat weeaboo who'll never get a girlfriend, so I already won.

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

its degeneracy of the current teens and young adults due to digital media excess and public indulgence for such behaivour, the current situation with all this Pokemon Go crap is pretty Sup Forums desu

Eli Long
Eli Long

Mobile phone culture really is the cause of cancer in the world.

Colton Long
Colton Long

Saw three cosplayers today playing the new game.

It's pretty fucking lame but I don't care. I just don't play it.

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

Stab him and steal his pokemen.

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

Create hashtag #teamrocket
Videos and posts about stealing Pokemon GO phones from "trainers"
DEVILISH

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

Gently tell him to go fuck himself

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

why have I seen like 6 threads on fucking Pokemon Go?

What event is being slid? Theres no way you fucking faggots care this much about some mobile app.

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

eat shit faggot

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

You what do faggots need to stay on reddit like the cuck porn watching bitches you are.

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

Excellent idea if it wasn't for the illegality of stealing phones

Adrian White
Adrian White

I'd tell him to suck mah dick

I guess they're dressed up hoping to find other friends that have a similar interest. People should be allowed to have fun.

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

Heard about that, caused by too much silver ingestion or something

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

You what do faggots need to stay on reddit like the cuck porn watching bitches you are.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

John Barnes
John Barnes

Underrated

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

I personally think that we should let Pokemon Go users do their thing (though I have a hard time imagining Sup Forums users actually doing something about a problem instead of just complaining about it). In all seriousness, it means we have hundreds of thousands of autists and basement dwellers getting out of their houses and walking around all day. Who knows, maybe some of them will get some actual social exposure, and we'll most definitely see obesity go down.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

Nice reading comprehension you fucking mongrel dog.

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

This, if it gets people out its good

Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

Because everybody seems to be fucking playing the game, there is an event in my city tonight that has over three thousand people going to just walk around as a group and play the game.

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Run. That autistic fuck probably does Nuzlocke level shit in GO because it's too casual.

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

Chose something like Hitlerdidnothingwrong as username and raid every gym

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

If you're aged 18 - 36 you grew up with Pokémon. This is like, most of the fucking Internet-obsessed population. These faggots create memes, set trends and influence culture. We're part of that demographic. Of course this shit is going to be a big deal. Pokémon's become acceptable for normies again; it's no longer the exclusive property of the autists.

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

i was laughing with the autistics that play this game ,now i cant stop checking for pokemons when i am outside

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

Wew! Tough sennario

I'd do a 360 and walk away...

Angel James
Angel James

People should be allowed to have fun.
This is Sup Forums though.

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

You what do faggots need
You what do faggots need
You what do faggots need

lick my shit you montreal frog

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

When is Go coming to Europe. I want to play it on my Android phone.

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

Laugh. Walk away with my girlfriend

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

What do

Reddit

Not killing yourself

Back to plebbit or go prep your moms bull.

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

accept

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

I have no idea what the fuck this is about. I'm too old for this shit.

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

tips fedora
I do not take part in such childish past times, >sips wine and puts in jazz record

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

If thinking Pokemon is gay af, then I finally have something in common with a fedoralord.

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

It's just a fun game for kids why is that so bad?

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

He prob came to Canada from China in an slave work ship, cut the gook some slack

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

Kill yourself OP.

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

It's for kids but people in their 20s are into it and haven't moved on.

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

Why is this so confusing, i worked with some ESL students maybe I can explain it better.
You faggots who make threads and ask "what do" need to stay on the internet site called Reddit.
Better?

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

It's nostalgic, should I stop watching Jurassic park because it was my favourite movie when I was a kid?

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

thats pretty cool actually i would rock that outfit too and i didnt even play beyond red/blue

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

These hats remind me of primary school

Back in primary school I was quite well liked amongst the class and had a lot of friends. Pretty much everyone liked me except this fucking cunt called Paul.
Paul always wore this shitty Pokemon hat and I was willing to just accept the fact that he didn't like me, except this one day we had to all create a word search with all the names included of everyone on the table.
Paul was on my table
This fucking shit cunt deliberately missed me out of his word search and it was the first time I felt really fucking insulted because I never did anything to wrong this kid, yet he always has little jabs at me.

One day he left his beloved hat on the desk whilst he was doing some shit at the front of the class, so I quickly took his hat and run into the bath room without anyone noticing.
Once I was in the bathroom I had no idea what to do and had to act quickly, so I put it in the toilet and decided to have a literal shit on the hat and it didn't flush and I thought I was fucked.

I went back to class and sat down, literally 10 seconds after someone from the office came and picked me up from class because I my Mum brought me some lunch and I ate it whilst she spoke to the receptionist.

I went back to class with the woman and someone reported the hat stolen and I was off the hook instantly when he attempted to blame me because my alibi was the fucking receptionist.

Like 20 minutes later someone reports that they've found the hat with poop on it inside the toilet and this kid has a fucking break down and starts to scream at me and went full sperg.
He was so distraught that his parents took him out of school.

I think he had a disability, looking back on it.

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

kek

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

Had a hearty kek

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

I tell him that I like to wear shorts because they're comfy and easy to wear.

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

Wait...what is this?
An "IRL" pokemon thing?
How does it work?
Can I stand where they want to go catch them things and just stare them down?
Was never into pokemon, no idea about this shit.

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

accept his challenge
blast this at full volume
youtu.be/2Jmty_NiaXc
whip his ass into shape with my Bulbasaur

What do you take me for OP? Some kind of a faggot?

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

is this the real life?

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

Tell his faggot ass to get the fuck away from me.

Fuck Nintendo for releasing this cancerous garbage.

Christian Price
Christian Price

Getting mad over people playing Pokemon

lel who fucking cares? It is, at worst, a symptom of other societal problems. You faggots need to calm down.

In response to his challenge I would sage the thread and leave

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

Designated
Shitting
Hat

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

use lure module in a shady area with no cameras
wait for some stupid fuck to get close enough to the pokestop
while he has his full attention on his phone, mug him

The perfect crime, niggaboo style.

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

I was going to make a video about how autistic you looking playing Pokemon Go, but then I thought it'd be too much effort

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

Memes aside, i'd pay gold to know the conversation between the white house security team when they found out the building is a gym hotspot

JOHNSON THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
sir i don't know should we shoot these people they're everywhere
EVACUATE BLACK EAGLE I REPEAT EVACUATE BLACK EAGLE FROM THE NEST, CODE RED

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

Wow, a knock-off aussie being a pretentious and lazy faggot. Color me surprised.

Owen Martin
Owen Martin

desu, the first few times I caught a Pokemon on that, it had me grinning like a retard

Sebastian Rivera
Sebastian Rivera

My sister saw one yesterday as well.

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

color

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

gym is at a bar i frequent
show the bartender i run the gym now
get a free whiskey after showing him the game and claiming victory for the reds
we bullshit for a bit
hipsters walk in and have a few drinks
check the gym again
it's changed
tell bartender
bartender fucks with them for a bit, asking why theyre playing a childrens game at a bar
they leave one or two drinks later
reclaim bar once and for all in the name of red
another whiskey and ginger ale

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

childhood fantasy
My dude, this app's so bare bones that it wouldn't be any child's fantasy, unless the y fantasized about technological advancements made with phones.

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

Ebin

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

Not everone plays Pokemon Go. If you're going to play Pokemon at all, play the core games. Spins offs are always shit.

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

None of that is admirable or enviable.

And no, people like that aren't happy. They're miserable fucks like everyone else here.

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

Ignore shill threads. Come discuss how to solve our global problems

supforums.com/thread/80425526/politics

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

This fucking shit cunt deliberately missed me out of his word search and it was the first time I felt really fucking insulted because I never did anything to wrong this kid, yet he always has little jabs at me.

Man, I know that feel.

James Bennett
James Bennett

b-b-but MUH AUGMENTED REALITY FLICKING GAME :'^(

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

It's AR, if there's a Pokemon nearby you you tap it and it shows up on your phone's camera view, although you might be able to turn the AR off. I think you've mostly got to walk around for it, it's basically to encourage NEETs out of their houses, so I see it as a good thing (If not really stupid looking).

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

Raep

Julian Howard
Julian Howard

Doesn't matter how unoptimized something is.

I know people who cry instantly when they hear an FF7 theme. Some things gets stuck in your head and some people never learn how to move on and let it go

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

fef
Why don't Americans say it properly ? is colour

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

Sorry, but us Americans just don't like unnecessary vowels to words, Mr. ParaGAY

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

Mate, I was out there playing it and came across at least 30 other people doing it. We all looked like fucking retards. Least I met up with two random qt azns and got some poon out of it. I also got yelled at by an old lady because she thought I was taking creepshots of some chick in front of me, fun times.

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

is this paul from minnesota?

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

Lmao, good shit user :^)

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

Hahaha, did someone shit in your hat lad?

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

Smack the fuck outtah him

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Considering the money they're making out of a "free" game like this one prepare for this "spinoff" to become the new generation of a mobile lineage.

They obviously did this to see if the market is solid

Nathan Morgan
Nathan Morgan

he owns a cellphone
Just end your life

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

Not unoptimised, just bare bones. There are fuck all features in it, levelling and evolving requires catching millions of the same Pokemon, gyms are entirely user created content (so p. boring 2bh).

As a game it's fucking shit and it'll never be big, but it'll go boom right at the start because "Omg muh Pokemonz". It'll start to die off within a month,

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

he runs up

No, when he walks within three steps of me, I rush up to him crazed and force him into a confrontation. I wait everyday by a bush to do this

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

entrance written in arabic
see flag

everything checks out

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

Yeah, I'm not happy about how blatantly they're letting google track you, but I'm several layers of fake accounts deep and I only use it while I'm out, so they'll never know.

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

It's like Wild West times, but in a weird post-post-modern kinda' way

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

This.

The game's not even at 1.0.0 yet and they're already letting people buy $150 worth of """micro"""transactions at once

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

I just got it last night. My indian friend and I were walking back from bars and run into 2 girls at a gym. They encouraged me to get the game. It's ehright

David Murphy
David Murphy

The game is going to be compatible with the main series at some point, according to GF.

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

Sure Pokemon Go is highly profitable but is it fun? Is it really better than the core games?

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

I like this

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

No, absolutely not. It's a bit fun, but you can't do shit in it yet. It'll never be big

Ethan Ward
Ethan Ward

I'm mainly curious if the pvp matches the games at all. My understanding is that it doesn't, which makes me disinterested.

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

They're about to release a lot of open source hacks and cheats to spoof the gps, change CPs, coins, levels etc. Some of them are already in place

In a relative short time you'll start to see impossible mons stuck on gyms. If pvp comes out it's gonna be even worse. Despite Niantic efforts the tweaks on jb phones and whatnot will have the open intention of ruining the game. I really can't tell you why though because i have no idea

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

I don't understand it. Do you just run around and throw Pokeballs at pokemon? Is that it?

David Murphy
David Murphy

I haven't played much and live in a student town, so I'm way underlevelled compared to all those fags with time on their hands so I haven't played any PVP, but they do give you an explanation.

Combat is way different. Swipe left to dodge, swipe right to dodge, tap to attack, hold to charge special attack. Pretty sure you only get two moves, too.

Parker Powell
Parker Powell

Yeah, this is what I've been expecting since Day 1, surprised it's taken so long 2bh lol

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

I would pick him up by the crotch and shoulder and bodyslam his fucking ass on the crete.

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

I know a pokefag named paul who actually shits in random spots when he is blackout drunk. They call him the party pooper

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

You just walk around your town with the app open or in battery saver mode. Landmarks around your town a "Pokestops" where you can get Pokeballs, Eggs (Take between 2-10km to hatch from the ones I've got, still haven't hatched one yet lol), Potions, Revives etc.

Pokemon will randomly appear, though you can track Pokemon near you and find out if you're getting closer to them. Once they appear, you just tap on their sprite on your screen and flick your finger across the screen to try catch it, like those old paper football or rugby conversion games except with Pokemon.

There are other landmarks designated as gyms where people can take over and hold, you have to choose one of three teams when you get to level 5, so you can either help a gym of your colour or take a gym of another.

You can waste a lot of time on it and get fucking nothing done, there's just not enough content yet. And there's also the need to actually leave your house (at least in my case) to do anything.

I don't think the game will ever be big, but it'll explode for a time, then just kind of slowly die off.

Ian James
Ian James

Because most Americans are border line illiterate.

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

For the moment, basically yes. You can capture and defend gyms. To evolve a mon you need to capture the same pokemon over and over and consume the extras into the one you wanna save and level up.

Although, i'm more interested in knowing what/if other companies, especially based on mobile gaming, are thinking about this. Whatever the outcome of pokemons GO, if it makes money more people will try to access this market

They're already starting to label it as MMIRL or MMIRPG or whatever. Granted, they all know Nintendo will hardly bomb on anything giving the size of the company, we still might see a first wave of rippoffs ala WOW and then some new shit based on a RL MMO

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

inb4 AR Slenderman

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

I want them to make a WW2 game where you have tanks and infantry and such and have to defend territory from invaders.

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

sometimes i wish i'd taken the blue pill... i can't even enjoy videogames anymore because i know they are trying to brainwash me.

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

let's commit crimes and post it on social media sites
Are you a nigger?

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

Even worse that this one's blatantly selling your location information to Jewgle

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

sell
jewgle

But if you're on android, they already have that.

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

They are eventually going to release special pokemons and they'll be in a special location i bet.. these poor autist bastards will end up walking themselves to the fema camps.

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

Yeah, before I played they apparently had a Mewtwo event up the top of a big hill where I am lol

True, but I've blocked all location shit. Have to let them through if I want to play

Asher Long
Asher Long

thinking that the blocking location setting is anything more than a placebo
You're on Sup Forums you should not be this naive.

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

implying I haven't been playing this shit since the day it was released.

step up senpai

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

Haha, mate, you want to read the thread. I'm sorted, don't worry about me.

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

Get the APK you can play it that way

t. Skjern

Wyatt James
Wyatt James

And join team yellow please.

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

call the cops

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

Sign the petition to formally recognize Black Lives Matter as a terrorist organization: %

petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

live in the fucking desert
all random encounters are ground-type

I'll never get my Articuno, will I?

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

it gets people off their asses. you browsing Sup Forums is indulgence

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

Okay Dustin

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