ITT: Describe a sport/team/athlete with a Spongebob quote

>My leg!

>My leg!

>my leg!

>What I learned in boating school was

>Hey Peyton, are you mad too?
>Yeah!
>Why are you mad?
>I can't see my forehead!

>BLANKETY BKANKETY BLANK

>this isn't your everyday darkness, this is... ADVANCED DARKNESS

Kek

>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

>KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR, MR. KRABS IS IN THERE, STANDING AT THE CONCESSION, PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION

>I'm Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward!

>“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

>Hey Patrick what am I now?
>>Uhhhh stupid?
>No, I'm Texas!
>>Well what's the difference?

>Is that the cheeese?

>..Yeah

>FINLAND!

Once, there was an incredibly bad team. They were so bad, everyone died. The end

this is patrick

The first one is much better in fact it's perfect for Kaepernick.

Too bad they never talk about gang related decapitations in Spongebob now we'll never have one that fits for Columbia.

>Liar liar, plants for hire!
>Its pants on fire, Patrick.
>Yeah, well you should know, Liar.

best one

>No means yes

>Hey Patrick, what am I?
>Stupid?
>No, I'm Texas.
>What's the difference?

ME HOY MINOY ME

HE WAS NUMBER ONE

>what's a five letter word for happiness?... money!

Every Villain Is Lemons