OFFICIAL BEST FEELINGS A MAN CAN HAVE POWER RANKINGS

1. Cumming inside a woman during your favorite sex position(objective best: doggy style)
2. First shit of the day after coffee or tea
3. Accomplishing a long term goal, anything with delayed gratification
4. Telling a good personal story that a group finds interesting or funny without seeming like a braggadocios asshole
5. Having a good first impression with a woman in an intimate manner, getting a number/hooking up
6. Eating a great meal you prepare or go out for
7. Fixing a problem that occurs unexpectedly in a timely fashion(flat tire, leaky faucet, clogged gutter) without it fucking up your day too badly
8. Doing something that impresses or makes your parents/siblings/relatives proud of you
9. Stepping up in a shitty situation to do the right thing without thanks

9000. Getting too drunk and being the guy that's an embarrassing liability on a night out
900001. Settling in a shitty relationship with a girl that treats you like shit and/or puts on 50lbs and probably is cheating on you who your friends don't like
900000001. Having the "fuck its" and stagnating in a shitty place in your life

You're trying way too hard dude

cringe

I hope this was worth 3 days

OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS THREAD POWER RANKINGS
1. Anything else

900000001. This thread

Too much degenerate shit on that list.

True fulfillment is living with an iron will and unbreakable moral code.

>muh dick
Haram, disgustingly haram

this is is the most reddit thing i've ever seen

>True fulfillment is platitude number 1 and platitude number 2.

fucks sake this isn't a power rankings it's a tumblr post

delete this thread

Winning a stop light race in your souped up shitbox

its a pretty good feel that is.

>finally get a power ranking thread
>it's this garbage

Only true Sup Forums oldfags will get this meme.

Seriously though.

>all these virgins mad as fuck about this thread because they'll never experience #1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>The witch owns a car
What poor Italian did you steal it from?

this

1. Making 3x gains on meme crypto

9999. Your normie tier feels

>Doing something that impresses or makes your parents/siblings/relatives proud of you

This is a fantastic feel for sure.

>6. Eating a great meal you prepare or go out for
Everything I cook is goat-tier

>not 1000x gains

>not 1000x losses