/nusantara/ - tak kenal maka ta'aruf

tempat berkumpul dan bergosip
usahakan pakai bahasa indonesia / melayu

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>soaked beans in hot water for a while night
>they're still hard
S E N D A I D

is she for sale?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAn3JdtSrnY

it depends on how much you offer.

It's confirmed to be hoax though.

Bump

mati

>it depends on how much you offer.
USD$20 and an American passport

udah udah dong
emangnya kita semua normie, loe ngak perlu buat thread hari2
biarin aja

Bukannya kebalik tuh, karena semua normie makanya threadnya sepi trus?

Lads I was diagnosed with Angina, shit idk what to do with my life. Cutting on BurgerKing it was essentially my entire diet desu

What is that?

A heart condition that stems from obesity and inactivity, gives you the feeling of a heart attack but not quite so

Time to hit the masjid, brother.

Its treatable have to take muh blockers and all that shit plus eat healthy, so no more midnight mamaks for a while

I wanna pray :(
done too much harams desu

I want to marry a cute wife like chino

Saya mahukan isteri sebenar

>nusantara
What's wrong with /Asean/?

No cumskins allowed.
kys

Heh funny, I'm prone to actual Heart Attacks desu

berapa berat kau?

>obesity and inactivity
Even our Ethiopian brother isn't exempt from the fattening curse of FreedoMalaysia.

>Even our Ethiopian brother isn't exempt from the fattening curse of FreedoMalaysia.
I haven't lived in Malaysia for long desu and also I was always fat
I weighed 80 Kg when I was 13 and I was about 163 cm

ahehehehe

>when I was 13
Guessing around 95-97kg now? or maybe over 100kg
hehe fatboi

You became fat while your countrymen were suffering from famine and anarchy? God King Haile Selassie I of Holy Rastafari Church died for your sin.

Why there's so much scandal between Malaysia and Indonesia while both are similarly retarded?

Try mass jogging and sport pls.

>visit SkyscraperCity again
>go to Clark Airport thread
>there's a guy who's outright wanting martial law and hopes The Duts will implement it
He seemed to be slight sarcastic with that statement, but the mere fact that there are people on that website who even consider it a good thing (whether or not such considerations are genuine) is very disturbing.

kita tahipost sampai ada benda nak cakap, jgn putus asa! also..
>Chinese malaysian >>>>>> malays/indons

I'm obese
my family farm desu
my body is too weak for exercising desu

Ya saya setuju. Cina memang tahi

kan adik-beradik selalu gaduh sesama sendiri :^)

i'd like to die by suffocation from an amoy's thighs

aku rasa kamu salah faham. sila periksa balik fakta

tfw no thicc amoi gf

Every filipino website today has a duterte shill intact to it, even the old forum I was visiting for the past few years has become a Marcos loyalist hotbed because of some autist.

Ada 2 bapok depan ni. Rasa nak sepak je

tfw had an amoi e-gf

bantai je, the weak must fear the strong!!

halloween is around the corner, what costume are you going to (or wish you could) wear anons?

>halloween is around the corner, what costume are you going to (or wish you could) wear anons?
Phantom Thief cuz its easier to make

neat

i've never had a full-on personal convo with an amoy ever
chinks just seem disinterested with me, like i'm sub-human trash
i guess this is what it feels like to be chink, when no one from that race wants to interact with you

same thing I wear everyday, a mask with a fake smile

>chinks just seem disinterested with me, like i'm sub-human trash
>i guess this is what it feels like to be chink, when no one from that race wants to interact with you
sooo are you chink or not?

>chinks just seem disinterested with me, like i'm sub-human trash
I'm black charcoal black and not to mention a fat weeb, but I had one interested in me.
[spoiler] I hate how they cast aside Akechi [/spoiler]

is she a weeb too? only weebs attracts other weebs unless youre a sperg tho

>is she a weeb too? only weebs attracts other weebs unless youre a sperg tho
yes, we met through lowyat

not chink but chinky enough for malays to confuse me
haha masa zaman sekolah cikgu selalu ingat aku tidur sebab mata aku sepet gila

they crave bbc
mine's just "gets the job done" size

>mine's just "gets the job done" size
get with a Tamil woman so your son grows up to have a BTC

teach me master! how does one grow up with Bitcoins??

>teach me master! how does one grow up with Bitcoins??
you need Dollardoos mate,

cari kerja gaes

di mana doank

sekarang belom ngelamar kemana-mana sih
wkkwkw
ntar kayaknnya nyari ke jakarta-bandung
doain gaes

halloween is haram, akhi

my intention is pure and harmless

Anjir polri beli amunisinya serem amat :DDD
Mau buat apa itu :DDDD

Do you guys actually celebrate hallowen there?

not a nationwide thing. only some social circles, communities

F

>dat woman tries to contain her laugh on wibus
wkwkwkwkwkwk also..
>tfw no indonesian wife

news.detik.com/berita/3677864/polisi-pengirim-dm-ke-nafa-urbach-penyuka-anime-pornografi
RIP anime

>Foto: Nafa Urbach menghadiri konferensi pers penangkapan pria yang komentari 'loli' ke foto anaknya.

>James belum bisa memastikan pelaku memiliki kelainan seksual pedofilia atau tidak. "Sementara ini belum, yang bersangkutan baru mengakui menyukai anime pornografi saja," cetus James.

BASED
closet pedo weebs utterly btfo

>polisi pengirim dm
Yang pedo polisi?

Esok cuti

>polisi: "pengirim dm..."
ftfy

esok kelas
wei Ariff belanja lagu satu

>dat pic
Reported to mbak Nafa.

>collection agencies are on me now
haaaah, this is why i never wanted to get a credit card. i guess i'm lucky i don't use social media either, they basically have 0 personal info on me other than bank infos. they can only call 50 times a day on a dummy phone. any of you with experience dealing with these piece of shit?

insurgency dalam negeri. kayanya ada yg lg gerak diam-diam

good luck, i'm behind 7 waifus

>Mikan

good taste

I don't think your waifus can withstand me

lmao weebs

>good taste
you wont get arrested if you have superior taste

>filename
kekkkkkk

Based

>our ulamaq keep banning all kinds of trivial things beerfest, chink freedom etc.
>60 yrs of independece not once brought up anime as an issue
>not even considering banning anime
anime is a mistake

What's your problem? You didn't grow up watching Doraemon?

mmm-hmmm

>implying your taste is superior

That just mean your ulamaq like anime too.

Everything is a mistake

Pinoys are sometimes quite annoying, mijnheer.

weebshits btfo
based polri

Good I use vpn everytime I read doujin. Polri-kun might lurking somewhere

>he thinks he's safe with vpn
vpncompare.co.uk/cyberstalker-caught-after-purevpn-coughs-up-logs-to-fbi/

Shamefurr dispray with my naivety

i grew up with SB a patrician taste 2bh memes aside yes i watched shinchan, ninja boy, doraemon and all other mons thats bcoz they are not extremely suggestive. many weebs ive met and they all have social problems, spergs and autists watching cartoon porn and openly discusses abt them
how would you like it if you met a guy in jewbook with a name 'Uchiha Izzue (Izzudin)' or even doing that naruto hand sign irl? lmao

Really? I only show my autism to Sup Forums and some discord server

>a guy in jewbook with a name 'Uchiha Izzue (Izzudin)' or even doing that naruto hand sign irl
Those are just teenagers in their chuuni phase. They'll grow out of it later.

>They'll grow out of it later
apparently they do. and thats when they discovered H-comics

Hope so user. I hope so.

>name 'Uchiha Izzue (Izzudin)'

What the fuck. I mean, what the fuck was he doing holy shit.

>takde air
:^)

Untung gue gak nyimpen begituan secara terang-terangan. Bakal mampus sih kalau mereka cek komputer gue.

IIRC he posted "loli *smiley face*" on her daughter's photo in instagram.

I don't get it.