World Cup 2018 Thread

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where's the us men's national soccer team

they lost to timon and pumba

Shoulda done Mané like Senegal

Where’s Italy and Netherlands?

Nobody even asks where we are.

I couldn't see the Polish country for a second, but they're in Group G, slot 4

The fuck is wrong with Colombia and Mexico
>no GODba for france
>no ramos for spain

What do you mean?

That those 2 countries have retarded looking drawings

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Because no one expected you to qualify.

But that's how it's supposed to look, pretty and adorable. It's supposed to be kawaii, or cute, for you foreigners.

Gosh, don't you know anything about Japan, user?

La foquita

Can I post on this thread

only if you like anime

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Spain is supposed to be ramos, at least the 15 is his number in the NT.

Lewa looking white these days

Is that Drogba or Moses?

united states isn't in it so it doesn't really matter

welcome friend

I prefer Mbrapp as the representative tho

Why Pogba over Kanté or Greaseman anyway ?

>Argentina whiter than France
Really makes you think.

They couldn't play the trombone and the tuba.

>france

pay denbts

>the african republic of France
>the moroccan dependency of Belgium

>Uruguay

do you genuinely believe we aren't white because of the Sup Forums meme?
are people usually this retarded?

>Tyrone France
>derpy glass-eyed Messi
>laughs at you 7-1-ingly Germany

>because of the Sup Forums meme

Why does Messi have a scar in his eye?

what?

>Suarez
>The super villain morrocan

Too good

They lost to Tangananica & Tanganana

you're not white deluded fuck

Yesterday I saw a pack of 3 russian men drinking boxed wine, the same homeless and very poor people drink over here

they lost to the T&TMNT

oh ok, so people are actually this retarded.
thanks for clarifying.

Holy shit they're all cute as fuck.

Tripadvisor and Trivago

I guess now France works even for Griezmann...

at this point argentina is probably more white than belgium tho

>Messi looks like an autistic fuck
pretty accurate desu

someone name all of them

I like to think that everyone on Sup Forums just pretend to be retarded.

Its delusional but it helps.

slavs are the whitest humans of all time

>France not being blacker than nigeria

It'll have to do till Kawaii-chan from 2014 wakes up and has another go.
Yo, Alex!

underrated

you're not white and neither we are so stop even your fellow countrymen here agree

you just know some gay ronaldo fan made this

they actually are brown man

This will be the first World Cup I'm working for so I'm going to miss a bunch of games

>tfw Mexico is white

That's what I've been trying to tell Sup Forums for years now.

>Peru
>Paolo Guerrero
Mmmm, no

>a fucking leaf

who?

you know, tomayto and tomahto

i preferred the version with cute anime girls

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>m-mexico is white!
whatever you say paco

But user, if the Japanese depict us as white, then it must be true.

Besides, don't forget Japan was Germany's ally during WW2 and the Japanese were considered honorary Aryans by Hitler himself.

So then, Mexico IS white, whatever you may like it or not.

Delet this

Honestly they should just ban non-countries like Senegal and Costa Rica.

Costa Rica goalie worth the same as the whole Japan team without Kagawa

so mean to wonderful Keylor

England to win it all

Why isn't Portugal a nigger? That's 80% of our team nowadays

>Losing to Hotel and Trivago

they succumbed to tabasco and tequila

So according to the style of the drawing, the bad guys are
>Russia
>Morocco
>Peru
>Iceland
>Croatia
>Switzerland
>Germany
>Sweden
>Tunisia
>Poland
>Senegal
Right?

Mexico is thicc

>weebs believe Navas will make it to the WC

Its Pemberton time!

Why do fellow portubros always act like newfags. Look at france, then back at our team.

we are white though, I seriously don't understand why this upsets Sup Forums.
specially posters from brown countries like yours.

tribbing and tartar sauce

>I rate bomberton

Americans unironically believe all countries in Latin America are Mexico

>why this upsets Sup Forums
You are the ones who get triggered for New Zealand mocking France with an old af meme. If you are white then why do you care if >your country is white? Is not about delusion, it's about you looking like an insecure faggot.

>we are white though
I understand that you're not Mexico-tier in terms of indio population but that doesn't make you white, Mestizoman

They believe Spain and Portugal are next to the Mexico too. Country also classifies Spaniards and Portuguese as Hispanics there, not with European white.

How the fuck does that post sound upset? Stop being such a sepoy cuck

>we are white though
do you faggots actually get upset about Sup Forums memes about your whiteness lmfao

please explain how any of my posts show that I'm upset about it.
nobody outside believes we aren't white, I was merely asking if Sup Forums posters actually fall for the ">argentina >white" meme and believe it or is it just another thing like all of the other bullshit like british people being arabs and swedish people being somalians, which are ridiculous statements.

*outside Sup Forums

>nobody outside believes we aren't white
everyone calls you indios around here.

>I was merely asking if Sup Forums posters actually fall for the ">argentina >white" meme
Sup Forums memes aren't real life and no body gives a shit enough about argentina to "fall" for anything you raging faggot kek

>not getting triggered every time someone online assumes your country's skin color

How mad would the Argies be if the world cup final were to be Mexico vs Germany and Mexico ends up winning?

>Mexico winning, even hypothetically
CHI

polan clean toilet

They could rip your tiny anime ass ya dumb chink.
Why do you even go to the WC? Japan nt is clearly one of the most weak teams.

They sacrificed themselves to kill soccer in the US for the good of all Americans

probably wouldn't give a shit argies don't care for non football countries such as tacoland

wtf whers israel???

literally what