Press this button, and the language of your choice becomes the global lingua franca. Which do you choose?

Press this button, and the language of your choice becomes the global lingua franca. Which do you choose?

Hard mode: Your native language doesn't count.

Moriori

*boops the button *
Penis Canis

Czech. I just want people to struggle with Ř and Strč prst skrz krk.

French desu

Based

Any language that is pronounced like its written and I'm happy.

English but backwards

hebrew

that would be russian

I'd be cool with that. Don't like the 4 different ways to spell S though

The only acceptable answer is French

Let's start with Canada

Japanese. I heard use of character based languages increases IQ.

The only acceptable answer is Latin.

Finnish. It just sounds and looks so ridiculous I think it would be funny.

Not to press the button

Somali

No, lol

Russian consonants are consistent, but the often unpredictable stress and way it affects vowels leave it a bit short of "pronounced like it's written".

t. majored in Russian

Finnish would be nice desu. Its basically two different languages on its own with the differences in written and spoken language

Hebrew.

On the other hand finnish is pronounced the way it is written with very few exeptions. That doesn't really make it easy to learn though.

Korean is what you need

Esperanto

This
Fuck angl*s

English probably.

For a few reasons

>It is a very neutral sounding language
>It has enough of a vocabulary to properly express one's self
>It is somewhat forgiving grammar wise in comparison to other languages

I thought only muscov*Tes did the vowel shift?