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Why is junior so sad?

He wanted to pick Barcelona but Ronnie forced him to play as his dad

why does his kid look like obama?

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>just kill me

>playing with a cord

Jesus Portugal is 3rd world

>dad i don't want to take pictures with you
Kid's got honest depression.

>Hahahah thats my boy, keep passing it to Ronaldo

I think it's the charging cable you nigger

He wants to play with Messi

he knows Dad is an empty camera whore and is never actually around and is uncomfortable when he's told to make it look like they have a good relationship

he wants to play with messi but has to use halal

>Junior wearing eyeliner

>Forcing him to play a custom team only made up of ronaldos

Kid must hate his life

how does it end for cr7 jr?

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ful kit wanker

which one?

His dad is a total weirdo

but Ronaldo always been the best player in FIFA, and don't tell me he's playing PES because nobody plays PES

let your kid pick another team cristiano

I-I do...

Probably has ronaldo on his back

donaldo_JUST.exe

you just know he bullies the shit out of that kid

God-tier athletes are 99% of the time autistic as fuck, he probably has no idea how to talk to his kid/wife

my nigga iouga scored so many goals

>Force the kid to come to every game you play, take a picture with all your trophies
>Kid: "You coming to my game today dad?!?!"
>Ronaldo: "No, I have to beat messi"

He's gonna have the worst life ever. It's actually sad desu

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cronaldo = vegeta
messi = goku

>I wish Papa would crush my skull with his thighs

Kekd
Underrated

kek

Junior thinkgen about the sweet release of death.

Noone of the above. He will become an average player, the highlight of his career will be playing 3 seasons in Sampdoria

have i not suffered enough? here papi, torment this new one now.

Minanda is a legend

underrated

can't he just buy a new controller as soon as the other runs empty?

> Look at these quadriceps kids
> Dad, we are hungry

what team do you think he's playing with, Sup Forums?

real? barca?

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extremely underrated

>Dad I packed MESSI!
>Quick sells him
>buys him 300 euros worth of fifa points
>try to Pack CR7 son, TSUUUUUUU

Fetal alcohol syndrome?

>playing with the controlled plugged in

Very unhealthy to sit that close

i did that during all my childhood and i'm fiine

Have fun with your cataracts at 50.

this, i feel so sorry for this kid every time i see the vid
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Is that actually Cristiano? There is something uncanny about his smile. Are you sure that isnt a wax sculpture?

Valeny wuz kang

ive literally never seen him happy apart from that video of him meeting messi

he doesn't look sad, he looks contrived

For me, is Ordaz

noteworthy kek

Just like his idol then.

he's also called cristiano ronaldo, what's wrong with it?

>dad I want to play minecraft
>no you must play as Real in fifa

Underage detected

Yep

Personality wise yeah, but Ronaldo is the one who got good from training like a maniac instead of being born with it like Messi. Good comparison though

His son looks retarded as well

You think Ronaldo buys fifa points?

Or does EA just gift him rare players

Poor kid

this kid is gonna end up even weirder than Jayden Smith

Underrated

wtf this is child abuse

Ronaldo is so fucking creepy.

>just let me dye it blonde, dad

Well, his last name is Ronaldo.

Kinda surprised he didn't give him a reward snack after he successfully managed to learn a new trick.

His team is 11 CR7

>tsu buys small club somewhere, appoints himself manager, signs his kid and makes him a starter
>he clearly isn't good enough but he's treated as the star anyway
>tsu tries to pretend like this isn't all manufactured bullshit and that he and his kid just happened to be at the same club
>occasionally subs himself on so he can set his kid up with goals despite being 40+
>team doing poorly, all the other players are toiling away to cover for the tsuspawn ""star""
>whole vanity project would go bankrupt if not for tsu's funds continually funding it
I can see it

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He just wants be be a normal kid but his dad is the most narcissistic cunt ever

Since he was born in America I wonder if cr jr will play for us one day

The sons of two BallonD'or winners will have played for the USA. Fucking weird

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Who’s the other one?

weah I assume

I bet Ronaldo just plays the training exercise where you finish tap ins over and over again

pic is a shoop, I can tell from the pixels and the fact he's wearing actual normal good looking clothes instead of the usual gypsy fashion

Whoa I didn’t know that. How did George weahs kids get American citizenship?

for a second there i forgot how retarded the average american is

Bprn in New York

I dont think its likely, unless he doesnt have a place with Portugal but is good enough to make into America's team