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Ready for some RAUNCHY r-rated summer Big Bash FUN, something that the FANS will LOVE.

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honestly do not care for the Big Bash

Terrible start to my BBL fantasy team lads. Botha got out for a duck and Green was shit

Botha made 30 odd points mate

OH NO NO NO NO

kek

KEK

Isn't he ultra religious or something?

Been out of the loop since monday, any English careers ended yet?

I think Cook said he's contemplating retirement

Moeen is almost certainly getting the axe soon

Autosage?

Yeah

Nope.

I challenge you to name one thing worse than a forced shitty meme.

stream for poo peeland?

skygo.co.nz/livetv/

WI are just depressing

How do we fix WI griget

We're gonna do this in 30 overs.

>be woman
>have consensual sex with a decent looking bloke
>find out he won't stay around or date you
>cry rape so as to ruin his life
Why are women such cunts?
should i start using grindr and find a bloke to date. Not gay but i reckon if i find the right guy it could work out somehow

t. Sup Forums

Root probably gonna not be captain after the series

For me

t. Jarrapist Hayne

Start at the grass roots level and try tp raise the popularity of the game with the youth
Have government incentives to increase more people going into the game
After that give a couple of decades and we should see 7ft black men running down bowling 150km/h+ bouncers looking to kill people while the batsmen slog the opposition around the park

Rapist Jarryd Hayne please go to practice.

excited for big braniac league tonight

turn up the heat its time for some real cricket

reminder to invest in asian bobies

ODI is the lowest form of cricket

Good post
T20>>>>Tests>>>>>>>powergap>>>>>>>POODIS

it takes a double digit IQ to hold this opinion

>you now remember Cricket Max

I too enjoy non-stop boundaries

It takes single digit iq to think otherwise m8

It’s windy outside lads

Bane kill

interesting post

R A I N

POO INDIES

he's a tongan therefore a subhuman so rape is natural to him.

What was the top score for that cricket Google doodle game that you lads recorded?

Anyone tipping a winner tonight?

I'm happy NZ is doing well. anyone have stream that isn't pee?

5. stupid fuckin game

Yeah mate

*Diarrhea's on you*

Here you go "mate"

*pisses on you*

Heat lad

this poommunity is something else

Cmon lad, once you navigate those first few overs where they bowl at a snail's pace, it's actually quite easy.

Just got 812 right now, while I am "working"

Cheeky old cunt.

>the call that saved /cric/

fucking hell how long did that take? I'm doing it on my phone so it may not be as easy dunno

>Diarrhea is on you

I was thinking the same. They've won 2/3 of the games between the two and have won the last two. Odds are favouring the Stars though, and I'm wondering if that's because they've signed Ben Dirk.

However, the betting odds have been "wrong" 2/3 of the times these teams have played also. Curious.

I don't know if I'd put my money on Heat to win but I'd be betting that neither team will score more than 186 runs (paying $1.9).

I DON LIKE CRICKET-UH

>52 posts
>22 posters

Who are you poster number 22

not me hehe

Poster number 22 is you m8

I see, you too live in Sydney or its surrounding suburbs

tbqh I'm surprised there are 22 posters. I thought there were only a dozen or so that posted in /cric/

*thrives*

/cric/ always gets more posters during Ashes times. Whoever is leading tends to determine from where those posters are coming from.

It was far better when au/sp/ was running simultaneously though. The banter and shitposting was supreme

>not phone posting on your phonenand tablet using mobile data on both so it is two different ips and then posting on your computer for a 3rd ip
I am three of these posters itt. AMA

I've walked through about 7 or 8 wifi zones on the way home from work

What is your opinion on the new proposal for South Africa's test schedule for the next couple of years, whereby they could possibly end up playing less tests over four years than Bangladesh, but could frequently tour the likes of England, India and Australia more.

Honestly, I am seething over this prospect.

are you me?

whats the best feeling ever lads?
for me its wiping my bum with a baby wipe after a long hot poo

>not restarting your router after every post

>search for highlights from a recent bit of the cricket

>4 million poo in the loo spam bot picture videos on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=E4qNvxQn0kA

Soft serve cone from Maccas on a hot summer day

You better not flush those or the plumber will be furious

what's the reason behind this decision?

Honestly don't about other nations cricket sides but do care that less tests will be played
No lad, i am good looking and have a job
>going to unnecessary lengths just to give yourself a (you)

m8 it's ok I'm sure he uses flushable wipes

Cold shower after a hard days work doing stuff around the house like mowing the lawns, fixing things, etc.
That or a cheeky finger up the bumhole while jacking off

>what's a computer
Dumb shit.

I'm a feshie so I don't remember those days. they sound fun

We don't live in South America. You don't need to cut up your shits with a poo knife and put your TP in the poo bin lad.

Because of utter brainlets not supporting the GOAT format.

sport24.co.za/Cricket/Proteas/future-tests-slash-shock-for-proteas-20171213

Knocking middle stump out of the ground 2bh.

when you've been out all day then you get home and lay down in your bed and do a nap

all me haha

Tests worked into a finna shoot

Ashes to soon be a best of 10 20/20 series.

Now that the dust has settled, what were the mean comments that made Bairstow bitch out?

It'd be more interesting.

So apart from Australia and England tests are basically dead right?

>Australia and England tests
>interesting

Yeah
Ashes should remain as the only test series played and it should be ODIs and T20s only from here on out

Pretty much

What I mean is that India have so many people yet the stadium struggles to be half full for tests.

Does any other sport have a rivalry that dates back longer then Australia vs England?

yes

Because only like 4% of Indians have enough money to buy a ticket let alone money to travel to the stadiums and live in the town for 5~ days

Why are yte aussies so racist?
bbc.com/news/world-australia-42421169

so t20 is getting more support? sounds pretty shit overall though m8. I love aus sa tests

couldn't fight him 1 on 1 lol. blacks are cowards

>He was described as a "good boy" by a spokesman from the Burundi Community Association of South Australia.

HE A GOOD BOI

HE DINDU NUFFIN

>200 Africans fight on the beach a few days ago
>Nothing happens

are you in Perth lad?

No